DHS Secretary Kristi Noem deserves our respect. Let's give her a post-Valentine's Day Orange Prolapse chocolate crumble medallion.
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It will be treasured for years to cum!
Oh, what the hell. Let's give her an Orange Prolapse bulging shout-out as well.
If Trump really does fire her, don't sweat it. She'll land on her feet... and to a greater extent, back.
Noem has a well-established job just waiting in the wings.
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Hi, I'm Kristi you lowlife spics... your gang-bangin dominatrix prison bitch.
Kristi Noem?!? Isn't this the same bitch who shot her female dog Cricket in the face...
and then threw its dead body in a tar pit? And then bragged about the incident in her autobiography?
Kristi Noem
sonofsaf
President Donald J. Trump is spreading the big lie
In Washington, D.C. insurrection is why
I hope he dies
Ass is queer and round
An anal lost and found
Stormy’s G-string’s a MAGA thong
Kristi Noem
Trumpin’ ’n Dumpin for God-sakes, shitting far and near
A shit show and retard Orange Prolapsin’ stain’s very queer
Butthole arrears
Big Mac or Quarter Pound
Anal Cunt’s the sound
Stormy G-string’s a MAGA thong
Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem
Welcome Home
Michael W. Smith
I can't believe that I'm here having to say goodbye
And I can barely see you through these tears I cry
I close my eyes
I can hear the sound
As angels gather 'round
Saying this is where you belong
Welcome home
There are the days that my heart aches wishing you were here
But I know where you are the hurt and the pain disappear
There's no more tears
What a lovely sound
Angels all around
Saying this is where you belong
Welcome home
Welcome home
Welcome home
A heartfelt song from Michael W. Smith. Never heard of him.
Fun fact: the "W' in his middle name stands for Whitaker.
This guy was born in wild and wonderful Kenova, West Virginia!
Gnome Top 10:
#1. Noem Sweet Noem: (Motley Crue --- Home Sweet Home)
#242. Cumming Noem: (Scorpions --- Coming Home)
#249. Sweet Noem South Dakota: (Lynyrd Skynyrd --- Sweet Home Alabama)
#301. Welcome Noem Planetarium: (Metallica --- Welcome Home Sanitarium)
#302. Who Says You Can't Blow Noem: (Bon Jovi --- Who Says You Can't Go Home)
#303. Noem: (Daughtry --- Home)
#497. Can't Stand Kristi Noem: (Blind Faith --- Can't Find My Way Home)
#515. Fuck The Leech: (Jane's Addiction --- Up The Beach)
#535. Welcome Noem: (King Diamond --- Welcome Noem)
#536. Noem: (Phish --- Foam)
#703. Noem: (Unknown --- universal meditation mantra)
#704. Asshole Noem: (Astrodome --- Houston ex-mayor, Roy Hofheinz)
#721. I Haunt Kristi Noem (Me Want Honeycomb --- Post Mills marketing dept.)#1009. Noem (Home --- Foo Fighters)
#1319. Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home Country Roads --- John Denver)
#1813. Kristi Noem (Kodachrome --- Paul Simon)
#1816. Kristi Noem (Hell Is Chrome --- Wilco)
#2066. Noem (Roam --- The B-52's)
#2148. Kristi's, A Fucking Gnome (Mama, I'm Coming Home --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#2542. Cricket's Fucked (Lick It Up --- Kiss)
#2544. Cricket Has Died (Ticket To Ride --- The Beatles)
#3008. Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)
#3009. Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)
#3011. Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)
#3016. Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)
#3025. Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided By Voiced)
#3046. Noem (Rome --- Yeaslayer)
#3195. Kristi Noem (Stay At Home --- Men At Work)
#3196. Kristi Noem (Palindrome --- Azure Ray)
#3269. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- My Morning Jacket)
#3273. Kristi L. Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)
#3687. Kristi's ICE (The Thin Ice --- Pink Floyd)
#3697. Kristi Noem (Room to Roam --- The Waterboys)
#3698. Kristi Noem (When In Rome --- Psychedelic Porn Crumpets)
#3739. Kristi Noem (When In Rome --- Mudhoney)
#3750. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Vein.fm)
#3751. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Said The Sky)
#3752. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Sponge)
#3754. Noem (Home --- Nine Inch Nails)
#3755. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Michael W. Smith)
