Top 10 Reasons I Hate ICE:
#10. ICE is not nice.
#9. ICE gets bad advice.
#8. ICE is neither sugar nor spice.
#7. ICE is not Twice As Nice (an R&B cover band that would often play in Wheeling, WV)
| This AG's a hot mess! #BadBlondie |
| Needless to say, Gabs is all over the place. |
| Bringing new meaning to the term "clusterfuck." |
Trumper Dumpers of the world... unite!
ICE Out
sonofsaf
Trump Dump big lies, MAGA hooray
All go unchecked butt it’s not okay
A Quarter Pound a basket case
God damn smell is of fecal waste
Donald Trump’s devout
Orange Prolapse hangs out
Trump ain’t the GOAT, mushroom bling
We should dismember his tiny thing
Pissing in a toilet stall
Shower urine’n glory hole
Donald Trump’s devout
Orange Prolapse hangs out
ICE out
Minnesota ICE out
ICE out
California ICE out
ICE out
Pennsylvania ICE out
ICE out
Mar-a-Lago no doubt
The Donald stinks, he’s fake Newscum
Ain’t that devout, a total cunt
Fellatio, is not chop-chop
Golden toilet shit goes plop plop
Donald Trump’s devout
Orange Prolapse hangs out
ICE out
Minnesota ICE out
ICE out
California ICE out
ICE out
Pennsylvania ICE out
ICE out
Mar-a-Lago no doubt
Donald Trump’s devout
Orange Prolapse hangs out
ICE out
Mar-a-Lago no doubt
Blackout
Scorpions
I realize I missed a day
But I'm too wrecked to care anyway
I look around and see this face
What the hell have I lost my taste
Don't want to find out
Just want to cut out
My head explodes, my ears ring
I can't remember just where I've been
The last thing that I recall
I got lost in a deep black hole
Don't want to find out
Just want to cut out
Blackout
I really had a blackout
Blackout
I really had a blackout
Blackout
I really had a blackout
Blackout
I really had a blackout
I grab my things and make my run
On the way out, another one
Would like to know before I stop
Did I make it or did I flop
Don't want to find out
Just want to get out
Blackout
I really had a blackout
Blackout
I really had a blackout
Blackout
I really had a blackout
Blackout
I really had a blackout
Don't want to find out
Just want to get out
Blackout
I really had a blackout!
My 4th parody of the Scorps hot-rockin' opener:
#1068. Lockout (regarding the hypothetical 2022 MLB players lockout)
#1482. Laxalt (regarding former Nevada Governor Adam Laxalt)
#2617. Buckhout (regarding aspiring North Carolina politician Laurie Buckhout)
#3745. ICE Out
From 1979 to 2010, the Scorpions poisoned the Burgh a grand total of 9 times.
Scorpions:
6-15-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA (Monsters of Rock)
6-23-88, Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH (Monsters of Rock)
9-21-88, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH (w/ Kingdom Come)
6-15-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (w/ Deep Purple)
