For her unwavering commitment to keeping America safe from woke babies, radical toddlers and pregnant women, I'm going to give DHS Secretary Kristi Noem the highly coveted Orange Prolapse Award.
Well deserved. ICE, ICE Barbie!
Rumor has it that Kristi Noem is NOT as cold as ice...
when it cums to her senior political advisor Corey Lewandowski.
The current administration absolutely adores derogatory nicknames and infuriating slogans (Catch of the Day in Maine, Charlotte's Web in North Carolina, Catahoula Crunch in Louisiana, and so on and so forth).
I think that whenever Kristi Noem addresses the media, she should be required to sing a bastardized version of the Motley Crue classic. They're on their way, they're on the way, Noem sweet Noem. #1.
Kristi Noem
sonofsaf
Orange Prolapse clown
(Job to blow)
(Job to blow)
(Job to blow)
Shit show
(Job to blow)
(Job to blow)
Coup d’etat to foment
Tiny mushroom (job to blow)
Trumpin’ dumpin’
Crypto’s bad debt
Seven deadly sins are sown
Trump’s a queer and buffoon
Trump’s a cunt on a throne
Fuck you, screw you, fuck you, screw you, fuck…
Welcome Home
Vein.fm
I can't sleep now
(Let me go)
(Let me go)
(Let me go)
Let go
(Let me go)
(Let me go)
Lay back like a patient
Let your conscience (Let me go)
Fuck the pavement
Keep the glass wet
Detonate the telephone
Now your ears to the wound
Now you're one of your own
And you, and you, and you, and you, and...
I could do without the guttural spattering. If the new Melania Trump movie is the sexual equivalent of syphilis... this song is the medical equivalent of an unhinged colonoscopy.
From 2017 to the present, Vein.fm has speedballed the Burgh a grand total of 4 times. All different venues (Rex Theater, Smiling Moose, Mr. Smalls, & The Roxian Theatre). Never heard of 'em.
Gnome Top 10:
#1. Noem Sweet Noem: (Motley Crue --- Home Sweet Home)
#242. Cumming Noem: (Scorpions --- Coming Home)
#249. Sweet Noem South Dakota: (Lynyrd Skynyrd --- Sweet Home Alabama)
#301. Welcome Noem Planetarium: (Metallica --- Welcome Home Sanitarium)
#302. Who Says You Can't Blow Noem: (Bon Jovi --- Who Says You Can't Go Home)
#303. Noem: (Daughtry --- Home)
#497. Can't Stand Kristi Noem: (Blind Faith --- Can't Find My Way Home)
#515. Fuck The Leech: (Jane's Addiction --- Up The Beach)
#535. Welcome Noem: (King Diamond --- Welcome Noem)
#536. Noem: (Phish --- Foam)
#703. Noem: (Unknown --- universal meditation mantra)
#704. Asshole Noem: (Astrodome --- Houston ex-mayor, Roy Hofheinz)
#721. I Haunt Kristi Noem (Me Want Honeycomb --- Post Mills marketing dept.)#1009. Noem (Home --- Foo Fighters)
#1319. Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home Country Roads --- John Denver)
#1813. Kristi Noem (Kodachrome --- Paul Simon)
#1816. Kristi Noem (Hell Is Chrome --- Wilco)
#2066. Noem (Roam --- The B-52's)
#2148. Kristi's, A Fucking Gnome (Mama, I'm Coming Home --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#2542. Cricket's Fucked (Lick It Up --- Kiss)
#2544. Cricket Has Died (Ticket To Ride --- The Beatles)
#3008. Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)
#3009. Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)
#3011. Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)
#3016. Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)
#3025. Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided By Voiced)
#3046. Noem (Rome --- Yeaslayer)
#3195. Kristi Noem (Stay At Home --- Men At Work)
#3196. Kristi Noem (Palindrome --- Azure Ray)
#3269. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- My Morning Jacket)
#3273. Kristi L. Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)
#3687. Kristi's ICE (The Thin Ice --- Pink Floyd)
#3697. Kristi Noem (Room to Roam --- The Waterboys)
#3698. Kristi Noem (When In Rome --- Psychedelic Porn Crumpets)
#3739. Kristi Noem (When In Rome --- Mudhoney)
#3750. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Vein.fm)
