The Orange Prolapse recently posted about Douglas Burgum, our Secretary of the Interior.
President Donald J. Trump and Secretary of the Interior, Doug Burgum, are proud to be fixing the once beautiful Reflecting Pool between The Washington Monument and The Lincoln Memorial. We were told it was going to take YEARS to do this job, and it will take a fraction of that time, at a fraction of the cost — and it will be much more beautiful than the day it was built! President DONALD J. TRUMP
As far as Trump Cabinet members go, Doug's kinda low-profile. The guy was an interior decorator. Hey, his skills could come in handy with the golden ballroom construction.
Great idea for a cheap, hassle free Halloween costume. Bring back the ear diaper! I heard a rumor that fans will be sporting them at the NFL Draft... but emblazoned with their favorite team's logo. |
What happens if Trump orders an emergency evacuation of the NFL Draft via his Truth Social account? Hint: Stampede.
The
First Lady's trying to distance herself from the late Jeffrey Epstein.
But she's having a much more difficult time distancing herself from
this pile of shit.
| Stump Dump |
An isosceles Dump on Penn Avenue...
magically transforms itself into a source of triangulated, patriotic pride.
Douglas Burgum
sonofsaf
Douglas Burgum
The world is run by a clown
Douglas Burgum
The world his syndrome of a down
Tits of Stormy
A Lake Tahoe state of affairs
Clown’s tiny, with mushroom cum
He’s Douglas Burgum
Donald ain’t Honest Abe
Douglas Burgum
Is a kosher hog to which Kushner prays
Douglas Burgum
The world’s Hebrew Jewish displays
Tits of Stormy, Triple D
MAGA she loves butt the smell’s bold
Clown’s tiny, with mushroom cum
He’s Douglas Burgum
Fuck yeah, don’t drink Bud Light
Douglas Burgum
Forty-seven’s fat as the world
Douglas Burgum
He’s the BeBest, hmmm, Proud Boy and girl
Tits of Stormy
His mushroom cock that he’ll use to screw
Clown’s tiny, with mushroom cum
He’s Douglas Burgum
‘Cause Trump ain’t Honest Abe
Meh
Tits of Stormy, fuck yeah
His mushroom cock that he’ll use to screw
Clown’s tiny, with mushroom cum
He’s Douglas Burgum
Yeah, don’t drink Bud Light
Douglas Burgum
First Lady fuck’s a Euro-MILF
Douglas Burgum, big lie
President crook’s going to hell
Tits of Stormy, a fat twat’s inbred
His mushroom cock that he’ll use to screw
Clown’s tiny, with mushroom cum
He’s Douglas Burgum
Gay, drink Bud Light
Gay and small
Gay and small
Fake shit Honest Abe
Fake shit Honest Abe
Drink Bud Light
Fake shit, fake shit Honest Abe
Under My Thumb
Rolling Stones
Under my thumb
The girl who once had me down
Under my thumb
The girl who once pushed me around
It's down to me
The difference in the clothes she wears
Down to me, the change has come
She's under my thumb
And ain't it the truth babe?
Under my thumb
Is a squirmin' dog who's just had her day
Under my thumb
A girl who has just changed her ways
It's down to me, yes it is
The way she does just what she's told
Down to me, the change has come
She's under my thumb
Ah, ah, say it's alright
Under my thumb
Is a Siamese cat of a girl
Under my thumb
She's the sweetest, hmmm, pet in the world
It's down to me
The way she talks when she's spoken to
Down to me, the change has come
She's under my thumb
Ah, take it easy babe
Yeah
It's down to me, oh yeah
The way she talks when she's spoken to
Down to me, the change has come
She's under my thumb
Yeah, it feels alright
Under my thumb
Her eyes are just kept to herself
Under my thumb, well I
I can still look at someone else
It's down to me, oh that's what I said
The way she talks when she's spoken to
Down to me, the change has come
She's under my thumb
Say, it's alright
Say it's all
Say it's all
Take it easy babe
Take it easy babe
Feels alright
Take it, take it easy babe
Gotta love the band's unusual decision to open their concert with that tune.
From 1964 to the present, the Stones have played the Burgh a grand total of 11 times.
Rolling Stones:
9-29-94, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA
6-20-15, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA
7-4-15, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, Indianapolis, IN
10-4-21, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA
5-7-24, State Farm Stadium, Glendale, AZ

