Let's give Ivanka Kushner a very rare "Double Anal Orange Prolapse" Award.
And a Golden Toilet Trophy!
Booty-licious!
Ivanka (a/k/a Cunt Dump)...
apparently "rocked a denim dress" last week at an NFL themed birthday party for her youngest son. The festivities were held at the family's 25 million dollar mansion.
| The Jehovah's Witness Dump of the Day. She labeled it "Patriotic Vomit." |
| Orange jimmie adorin'. |
| Spotted outside Acrisure Stadium before the Pirates/Orioles game. Buccos won 8-2 and swept the series. |
| Good riddance. The Dow... the Dow... is over 50,000! |
Ivanka Is A Jew
sonofsaf
Toy! Toy!
Curtains of meat, dildo violence
Ass-hat Melania is a cunt
His non-disclosure’s a-costing
One hundred thirty grand was the sum
Shitshow, the tiny mushroom screw, Ivanka is a Jew
‘Cause Donald Trump’s a liar
Blow, the tiny mushroom screw, Ivanka is a Jew
‘Cause Donald Trump’s a liar
Dumpin’ retard smell is bolder
Stormy whore his porn enemy
Orange Prolapse fart, ass explorer
Toilet dude off the grid
Bad fraud, the tiny mushroom screw, Ivanka is a Jew
‘Cause Donald Trump’s a liar
Blow, the tiny mushroom screw, Ivanka is a Jew
‘Cause Donald Trump’s a liar
Shitshow
Shitshow
Shitshow
Shitshow
Dear D-g, the tiny mushroom screw, Ivanka is a Jew
‘Cause Donald Trump’s a liar
Blow, the tiny mushroom screw, Ivanka is a Jew
‘Cause Donald Trump’s a liar
His MAGA game’s about money
Ketchup on steak that’s well done
Stealin’ the vote of a nation
Cops to kill at insurrection
Shitshow, the tiny mushroom screw, Ivanka is a Jew
‘Cause Donald Trump’s a liar
Go blow, the tiny mushroom screw, Ivanka is a Jew
‘Cause Donald Trump’s a liar
Yo, curtains of meat
Curtains of meat
Curtains of meat crime
Orange isn’t white
Yo, the tiny mushroom screw, Ivanka is a Jew
‘Cause Donald Trump’s a liar
Gay, the tiny mushroom screw, Ivanka is a Jew
‘Cause Donald Trump’s a liar
Curtains of meat
Curtains of meat
Big Mac Quarter Pound
‘Cause the Donald’s a clown
Yo, the tiny mushroom screw, Ivanka is a Jew
‘Cause Donald Trump’s a liar
Gay, the tiny mushroom screw, Ivanka is a Jew
‘Cause Donald Trump’s a liar
Fuck yeah
Shittin’ is a gay crime
Shittin’ out Bud Light
Shittin’ is why…
Electric Avenue
Eddy Grant
Boy! Boy!
Now in the street, there is violence
And-and a lots of work to be done
No place to hang out our washing
And-and I can't blame all on the sun
Oh no, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Oh, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Workin' so hard like a soldier
Can't afford a thing on TV
Deep in my heart, I abhor ya
Can't get food for the kid
Good God, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Ho, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh God, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Ho, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Who is to blame in one country?
Never can get to the one
Dealin' in multiplication
And they still can't feed everyone
Oh no, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Ho no, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Ho, out in the street
Out in the street
Out in the daytime
Out in the night
Oh, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Ho, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Out in the street
Out in the street
Out in the playground
In the dark side of town
Ho, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Hey, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Ohh yeah
Rock it in the daytime
Rock it in the night
Rock it in my...
Such an iconic tune. Quite possibly the greatest "one-hit wonder" song of all-time. Not joking. I'm sure Eddy Grant has plenty of other songs. But if you asked me to name one, I'd have no idea whatsoever.
Eddy Grant has never played the Burgh.

