This nauseating clip from the White House was served up on April 1.
But it ain't no prank. The joke's on us.
| The Orange Prolapse raises the hand of the Easter bunny... in triumph. #winning. |
In other news, the Buccos beat the Orioles on opening day (5-3). Attendance: 38,986.
But all the yinzers are focused on the NFL Draft at Acrisure Stadium.
Hmm, the crowd is expected to be in the 500,000 - 750,000 range. Hopefully Trump doesn't decide to "punish" Pittsburgh because the city soundly rejected him during the 2024 election.
Allegheny County
Kamala Harris - 428, 916 (59.7%)
Donald Trump - 283, 595 (39.4%)
Hint #1. Asymmetric warfare.
Hint #2. Artificially generated stampede.
On second thought, don't sweat it. I'm quite certain that the NFL and the city of Pittsburgh have a real-time, real-world contingency plan.
Hint #1: The wireless, technological equivalent of shouting "FIRE" in a crowded theater.
Hint #2: Everyone has a cell phone.
Hint #3: Duh.
Paula White
sonofsaf
Paula White
Donald’s orange not white
Donald wears Depends
Why’s Trump so gay
Stormy whore got paid
Lake Tahoe sin
Adultery hooray
But Trump we must defend
Stormy D., a bitter end
Candlelight
Thundercat
Candlelight
Burning oh so bright
Burning at both ends
Lighting the way
Don't let your light fade
Watch the light dim
As the wax melts away
And should you reach your end
Lucky me, you were my friend
Thundercat has struck the Burgh twice. Once in the spring of 2019 at the Roxian Theatre. And the other time at Stage AE in the summer of 2022. Never heard of him.
