March Madness is giving way to a stampede of Trump-inspired alcoholic beverages!
Personally speaking, I'd like to shove a bottle of Trump Vodka up Jeffrey Epstein's dead ass.
Butt I digress.
The Orange Prolapse (a Dewars on the rocks with an orange "zesty peel" garnish) is always a HUGE crowd favorite.
Butt lately, other drinks have entered into this spirited coronation.
1. Dark & Stormy Daniels : Dark rum, ginger beer and lime? Uh no. Think in terms of non-disclosure, ginger queer and crime.
2. Orange Russian : Vodka, kahlua & cream? More like Trump Vodka and a Putin wet dream.
3. Blood Orange Mar-a-Lago : Blood Orange Margarita step aside. Hold my tiny mushroom jock.
4. Moscow Fool: Not to be confused with a Moscow Mule. Because Trump is the ass.
5. Iran Car Bomb : self-explanatory.
Fuckin’ TACO
sonofsaf
Trumpin’ TACO
Oh hell yeah
Dumpin’ Taco
Oh hell yeah
Trump chickens out fuckin’ cunt MAGA bullshit, clown
Trump chickens out fuckin’ cunt MAGA bullshit, clown
Trump chickens out fuckin’ cunt MAGA bullshit, clown
Trump chickens out fuckin’ cunt
Trumpin’ TACO
Dumpin’ TACO, fuck yeah
Trumpin’ TACO
Dumpin’ TACO, fuck yeah
TACO
Trumpin’ TACO, fuck yeah
Dumpin’ TACO
Trumpin’ TACO, fuck yeah
Surfin' Taco
Parry Gripp
Surfin' taco
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Surfin' taco
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You've got to get what you want when you want it, now
You've got to get what you want when you want it, now
You've got to get what you want when you want it, now
You've got to get what you want
Surfin' taco
Surfin' taco, oh yeah
Surfin' taco
Surfin' taco, oh yeah
Taco
Surfin' taco, oh yeah
Surfin' taco
Surfin' taco, oh yeah
Parry Gripp has a slew of these "silly funny quippy" internet songs. Mostly regarding food.
Gripp has an excellent grip on the "eat your vegetables" niche. Nom!
In all honesty, I could do a ton of these lay-down parodies. But they're just not terribly inspiring.
