The Orange Prolapse is considering assigning Senate Majority John Thune one of his exceptional nicknames. "Port-a-John Goon" is currently in the lead.
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However, Trump is concerned that it might backfire with the media fueling a comprehensive discussion about his penchant for golden toilets.
It's similar to the problem he faced with the Kristi Noem/Corey Lewandowski ongoing extramarital affair. Trump thought it might reflect poorly on himself.... resurrecting his own marital indiscretions with Stormy Daniels. You know, the whole cheating on your wife with a monster-titted porn star while your wife is giving birth to your only son. Lake Tahoe, tiny mushroom penis, $130K non-disclosure pay-out, and so on and so forth.
Thune
sonofsaf
Donald’s Quarter Pound
Is not a Big Mac no fuckin’ doubt
Clown and son-in-law’s a Jew
Majority Leader Thune
Thune, Thune, Thune
Has a job to blow
A job to blow
A job to blow
Donald’s Quarter Pound
Is not a Big Mac no fuckin’ doubt
Clown and son-in-law’s a Jew
Senator John Thune
Son-in-law’s a Jew
Senator John Thune
Thune, Thune, Thune
Moon
Turnstile
Don't want me around
Push on me so hard I'm floating out
Now there's nothing I can do
I'm the man up on the moon
Moon, moon, moon
Don't just let me go
Just let me go
Just let me go
Don't want me around
Push on me so hard I'm floating out
Now there's nothing I can do
Man up on the moon
Nothing I can do
Man up on the moon
Moon, moon, moon
From 2014 to the present, Turnstile has played the Burgh a grand total of 7 times. Never heard of 'em.
