Operation Epic Fury is upon us.
Even though Trump doesn't consume alcohol, let's serve the Commander-in-Chief a much needed legal beverage.
An "Orange Prolapse" is a Dewars on the rocks with an orange peel garnish.
Epic Fury
sonofsaf
Donald has a costume
Stormy’s bakin’ cream pies
Orange color of his prolapse
Trump’s wearin’ long red ties
Trump’s Epic Fury wow!
BeBest is here to stay, damn clown
Forty-seven fuckin’ faggot
MAGA sued the New York Times
Like Trumpin’ and a-dumpin
Coup d’etat, coup’s a crime
Trump’s epic fury’s queer
His job’s to spread hatred and fear
Lady’s Slovenian, fake news Euro-whore
Has a job to blow and so much more
Tiny mushroom little dick
Shithead’s gonna stop the steal
McDonald’s is his neighbor
‘Cause he wants a value meal
Trump’s Epic Fury wow!
BeBest is here to stay, damn clown
Judge And Jury
Spinal Tap
Order in the courtroom
Everybody, please rise
Counselor, call your witness
Help us cut through these lies
I'm judge and jury now
Justice be served some way, somehow
The defendant's in the docket
She's accused of many crimes
Like steppin' out and flirtin'
Many men, many times
I'm judge and jury here
The evidence is crystal clear
Ladies and gentlemen, take a look at her
Why shouldn't I throw the book at her?
I'm rendering a verdict
It's too late to make a deal
I'll see you in my chambers
And I'll process your appeal
I'm judge and jury now
Justice be served some way, somehow
Spinal Tap tapped the backbone of the Burgh just once. In the summer of 1992 at I.C. Light Amphitheater. I was not in attendance.
