Pending confirmation, the Orange Prolapse has nominated Markwayne Mullin to be the next Secretary for the Department of Homeland Security.
I wish had a dignified 2 syllable first name. How about Jackdick? Maybe Donjohn? Louluke?
However, I do like "Markrat." It's the consolidated version of Mark "The Rat" Ratner.
| Fast Times! My generation's equivalent of Superbad. |
Instead, I got stuck with Eric. My mother once confided that she wanted to name me "Raphael" but was overruled by my father. Hmm, Raphael Saferstein. Growing up in Wheeling, WV, that would've been a big hit... for me being mercilessly bullied. Everyone calling me Ralph. Or even worse Rafe or Rafi.
Regardless, in honor of his "promotion," let's give Markwayne a Golden Toilet Award.
And an Orange Prolapse Trophy.
If Markwayne ain't the true embodiment of patriotism, I don't know who is!
Shithead Mullin
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Shithead Mullin
Markwayne Mullin
Shithead Mullin’s, gay
Markwayne Mullin
At least he’s not a fucking Jew
Shithead Mullin’s gay
Shithead Mullin
Markwayne Mullin
Shithead Mullin’s, gay
Markwayne Mullin
At least he’s not a fucking Jew
Not a fucking Jew
Shithead Mullin
Markwayne Mullin’s
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English Muffin
Parry Gripp
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Keep on a-doing whatcha do
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English muffin
Keep on a-doing whatcha do
Doing whatcha do
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Hey
The original lyrics and my parody lyrics are artistically equivalent.
