Yesterday, Emily Gregory (D) defeated the Trump-backed candidate Jon Maples (R) in a special election down in Palm Beach County, Florida.
House District 87. Home to Mar-a-Lago!
Incidentally, the Orange Prolapse cast a mail-in ballot. Butt in the end, in this case the rear end, it just wasn't enough to shit out a victory.
Regardless, let us congratulate Jon Maples for his political participation and immediate concession. Well deserving of an esteemed Golden Toilet Award.
When the foreign born, Slovenian slut, Euro-whore First Lady was asked who she voted for, she replied, "I generally don't vote in special elections."
Apparently, she only votes when her husband's on the ballot.
Fun fact: Grover Cleveland, the only other U.S. President to serve 2 non-consecutive terms, met his wife when she was an infant. It seems as though The Grover and The Donald have something in common.
Hint: Epstein files rhymes with pedophiles.
Maples
sonofsaf
Stormy Daniels wore a thong
cause Lake Tahoe wasn’t free.
Stormy Daniels wore a thong
‘lection was a stolen dirty deed.
Plan to dismember
some Golden Toilet pubic hair
Plan to dismember
gayest Orange Prolapse I don’t care
Depraved inbred.
Vanity Fair.
‘Cause MAGA’s red,
“McDonald’s Maples will be fed.”
‘Cause MAGA’s red,
“Tiny mushroom penis instead.”
Cause MAGA’s red,
“McDonald’s Maples will be fed.”
‘Cause MAGA’s red,
“McDonald’s crooked fuck is dead.”
Nothing to fear
butt Trump Dump, Trump Dump, Trump Dump.
Nothing to fear
drinking Trump Vodka makes Maples very drunk.
[repeat]
Donald J. Trump is gay
Forty-seven’s a mighty queer.
Mar-a-Lago hooray,
end of sanity with Bud Light beers.
Morning wood you can’t see
‘cause there’s nothing there to blow.
Butt he is shitting
on dynamite with Kristi Noem.
[repeat]
Staples
Relient K
Cause it hasn't been that long
since you almost hit the tree.
Cause it hasn't been that long
since you hit the pole because of speed.
Do you remember
the ambulance it took you there?
Do you remember
they cut your pants your favorite pair?
They shaved your head.
Where's all your hair.
The doctor said,
"We need some staples for his head."
The doctor said,
"Another foot you could be dead."
The doctor said,
"We need some staples for his head."
The doctor said,
"You should have took the bus instead."
All you could hear
was kachunk, kachunk, kachunk.
All you could hear
was the doctor putting staples in this punk.
[repeat]
He could have died that day.
Which means that he would not be here.
He would have gone away,
friends and family we'd shed our tears.
But the good thing would be
is that we would always know.
He would be living
with Jesus Christ in his new home.
[repeat]
From 2001 to the present, Relient K has plymouthed the Burgh a grand total of 11 times. Never seen 'em.
