FBI Director K$H Patel is literally and physically kicking ass.
| K$H sporting a Liverpool tie. Kashyap Pramod Patel is slowly learning what it feels like... to always walk alone. |
Ahead of the Ultimate Fighting Championship event at the White House, our fearless leader is bringing in UFC fighters to help train FBI agents at Quantico in mid-March.
| Crosseyed and painful. |
This training session has been labeled as "March Madness."
| Butt THIS... is the true March Madness. |
| A Grant Street spectacle along the St. Patrick's Day Parade route. |
Naturally, the NCAA has already filed a lawsuit alleging copyright infringement.
K$H Patel
sonofsaf
Filet ‘o Fishin’, Big Mac MAGA pissin’
More controversy
The Donald’s an Orange Prolapse fart
Stormy porn obsession, Lake Tahoe confession
Slovenian nation his First Lady wife
Trailer park
Golden toilet’s stalling…
Kash Patel!
Ivanka’s a Jew… Kash Patel!
Donald Trump’s gay… Kash Patel!
Neither’s a Hindu… Kash Patel!
BeBest Stormy Daniels to blame
“Syndrome of down clown, Epstein was a rape clown”
The fake news defense
McDonald’s of course is in town
MAGA is crapping and toilets
And golden showers
A loud bowel movement as salad gets tossed
Fucked up clown
Gold toilet is stalling…
Kash Patel!
Ivanka’s a Jew… Kash Patel!
Donald Trump’s gay… Kash Patel!
Neither’s a Hindu… Kash Patel!
Point of no return…
Assholes gaped are to blame!
Holes gaped are to blame
Infidel
Ambush
Bow to submission, divine superstition
She screams for mercy
Her beauty is fed to the dark
Occult intersession, satanic possession
Submerged intervention depraving her life
Off its spark
And father is calling...
Infidel!
Noone believes you... Infidel!
You're cast astray... Infidel!
Noone will miss you... Infidel!
Confess or be raped by the flames
"Lock her in chains now, don't let her escape now"
She makes resistance
But four men are forcing her down...
Shakals are laughing and vultures
Are harassing her
To crowd's amusement she's nailed to the cross
Upside down...
And father is calling...
Infidel!
Noone believes you... Infidel!
You're cast astray... Infidel!
Noone will miss you... Infidel!
And you'll burn, burn, burn...
You'll be raped by the flames!
Be raped by the flame
Ambush has neither entrapped nor ensnared the Burgh.
Never heard of 'em.
