Congressman Kevin Hern (R-OK) is the odds on favorite to replace Senator Markwayne Mullin.
That's assuming Double M is confirmed by the U.S. Senate to lead the Department of Homeland Security. Let's give 'em both a highly coveted Orange Prolapse trophy.
Assuming Mullin gets confirmed, Oklahoma Governor Kevin Shitt will ultimately be responsible for picking someone to fill his Senate seat.
Keep on Dumpin!
Kevin Hern
sonofsaf
Donald Trump’s ass is sore.
The Orange Prolapse leaves a stain of blood.
Forty-seven ain’t white,
and Donald’s a clown.
Stealing time the election,
Nothing to fear but a gold toilet throne.
Jew fuck, Jew ass, Jew cunt,
Ivanka Trump’s a whore…
Trump had a stormy past,
MAGA has a job to blow.
Cash advance for a fuckin’ pornographic poke.
When will he BeBest a tiny mushroom joke.
The Orange Prolapse clown…
Kevin Hern, Kevin Hern
Kevin Hern, Kevin Hern
Kevin Hern.
McDonald’s his diet, MAGA is all fucked up.
Forty-seven’s a liar, and stupid coward bum.
Enemy of democracy for all to see.
His job is to blow.
Shithead prez in Washington, D.C.
‘Cause he’ll stop the stealing and blame MTG.
MAGA’s a fag stinkin’ craze,
Kid Rock’s drinkin’ Bud Light.
Trump had a stormy past,
MAGA has a job to blow.
Cash advance for a fuckin’ pornographic poke.
When will he BeBest a tiny mushroom joke.
The Orange Prolapse clown…
Kevin Hern, Kevin Hern
Kevin Hern, Kevin Hern
Kevin Hern.
Mar-a-Lago rule of thumb.
Donald’s bad in the sack, Donald’s bad in the sack.
His number two ain’t number one.
Well done steak maybe sex, well done steak maybe sex,
Trump had a stormy past,
MAGA has a job to blow.
Cash advance for a fuckin’ pornographic poke.
When will he BeBest a tiny mushroom joke.
The Orange Prolapse clown…
Kevin Hern, Kevin Hern
Kevin Hern, Kevin Hern
Kevin Hern.
Crash & Burn
Jesse McCartney
Can we not fight no more?
I don’t wanna feel the pain we’ve caused.
Let’s call a truce tonight,
cause my guards are down.
Feeling like the only one,
I know you’re here but I still feel alone.
Too much, too fast, my love,
We’re lookin’ at the door…
We’ve been moving too fast,
Baby with nowhere to go.
Every chance we have just seems to go up in smoke.
Send an SOS yeah cause we ’bout to choke.
This flight could go down…
Crash and burn, Crash and burn
Crash and burn, Crash and burn
Crash and burn.
Pilot to copilot, baby we burnin’ up.
Adding fuel to the fire, we’re ruining our love.
Memories of what used to be keeps haunting me.
I can’t let you go.
Instinct says I’m where I need to be.
And I bet you’re feeling the same way as me.
Baby you can think of ways,
I wanna make it right.
We’ve been moving too fast,
Baby with nowhere to go.
Every chance we have just seems to go up in smoke.
Send an SOS yeah cause we ’bout to choke.
This flight could go down…
Crash and burn, Crash and burn
Crash and burn, Crash and burn
Crash and burn.
Look at how far we have come.
We still can get it back, we still can get it back.
The damage can all be undone.
Let’s just take baby steps, let’s just take baby steps,
We’ve been moving too fast,
Baby with nowhere to go.
Every chance we have just seems to go up in smoke.
Send an SOS yeah cause we ’bout to choke.
This flight could go down…
Crash and burn, Crash and burn
Crash and burn, Crash and burn
Crash and burn.
This parody was a pain in the ass.
Jesse McCartney has never visited the Burgh. Life goes on.
