#3814. Miller

During Operation Epic Fury, opinion polls are the latest rage.

So should Stephen Miller bring back the spray painted hair fiber look of 2018?

Some would make the argument that... that ship has sailed.  But I respectfully disagree.  In fact I'd like to see him pursue a full-on Costanza wig.

We must bring sexy back... no matter what the cost. 

In the interim, let's give Stephen Miller the trifecta!  An Orange Prolapse Trophy, a Golden Toilet Award and a Make America GRATE Again Medal.

This highly coveted triple-banger is well deserved.

The only other viable "hair-Jew" option is for Miller to don a ball cap.

Reminiscent of Stephen Miller's hair fiber paint job.

Horsey!  Feels like an Arby's night.

That particular Trump Dump warrants a closer look.

Strawberry Way.  Dahntahn!

 Pretty much what I expected.

 

Miller
sonofsaf

[Donald Trump:]
Shitshows of delight, a Big Mac bite is ordered a la carte
Orange is the new white, a bulging shittin’ prolapse blows a fart
Stormy wet dream, a Tahoe lake is round but news is fake shit
Those Triple D.’s, a motorboatin’ sight plastic disguise,
Trump’s idolized

Fuck Stephen Miller, Miller Lite
Ivanka Trump is a Jew and she’s probably a dyke
Shitshow it’s Miller, Miller Lite
Trump Vodka whore his wife is a distiller, Miller delight
Yeah
Ooh

Melania’s glam, she’ll feminize her cunt hair just for fun
A coup d’etat’s planned, a blunder from the Proud Boys on the run
Spread the big lies, a joke that there was not an insurrection, MAGA
A dogshit pile, a fecal peeping tom is so unkind 
Trump’s outta line

Fuck Stephen Miller, Miller Lite
The Vice Prez JD Vance is now a king of the biggie fries, MAGA
Miller, Jew, Miller Lite
Delighting in the strife the new distiller, Miller ain’t right

Gold toilet stall
A tiny mushroom cock is gonna get laid
Jeff Epstein’s raping of teens is a pedophile crime (can’t be denied)
First Lady Euro-trash wife, ooh

Ivanka’s a Jew, her Hebrew kosher mouth it opens wide (Jew)
Jared’s a Jew too, a fuckin’ dumbshit blunder all the while
Clown’s outta line, McDonald’s time with a pink slime endeavor, yeah
The MAGA right, and their douchebag rhetoric is obscene
Pornography

Piece of shit Miller, Miller Lite
‘Cause Stephen Miller is a Proud Boy fool coup’s the reason why
Miller, Jew, Miller Lite
The Donald isn’t white drill baby driller, Miller, killer
Miller’s very white

Fuck Stephen Miller, Miller Lite
MAGA, Stephen Miller is a Proud Boy fool coup’s the reason why
Miller, Jew, Miller Lite
Trump Vodka isn’t right for a distiller, Miller (clown)

‘Cause Stephen Miller is white

[Jeffrey Epstein:]
Toilet stalls are gold as planned
The Donald’s Towers show little demand
Jesus Christ’s a flood of blood
The smallest lies of morning wood
(‘Cause Stephen Miller is white)
McDonald’s has a Quarter Pound
Butt the Big Mac is is back in town 
Critical race and assholes smell
And open wide for dildo hell

[Donald Trump:]
‘Cause Stephen Miller is white…

Miller, Jew, paid (Miller)
‘Cause Stephen Miller is white (Miller Lite)
Miller, oh, Daniels (Oh, Stormy)
‘Cause Stephen Miller is white (Miller)
Jew, paid (Miller Lite)
‘Cause Stephen Miller is white (Miller)
Oh Daniels (Oh Stormy)
Miller Lite, paid (Miller Lite, paid)
Ooh

[Donald J. Trump:]
A BeBest wench Epstein affair
Bud Light is not the king of beers
(Miller Lite, Miller)
The mental fools their bombs go boom
Filet ‘o Fish to be consumed
Cum dumpster white as Forty-five
Orange Prolapse farts delivered
(‘Cause Stephen Miller is white)
Whore and queer asshole piece of shit
Advisor Stephen Miller

[Into maniacal laugh, in deep echo] 

 

Thriller
Michael Jackson

[Michael Jackson:]
It's close to midnight and something evil's lurkin' in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
Yeah
Ooh

You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl
But all the while you hear a creature creepin' up behind
You're outta time

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with the forty eyes, girl
Thriller, ooh, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

Night creatures call
And the dead start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time (they're open wide)
This is the end of your life, ooh

They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side (ooh)
They will possess you unless you change that number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah
All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen,
I'll make you see

That this is thriller, thriller night
'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghoul could ever dare try
Thriller, ooh, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, chiller
Thriller here tonight

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghoul could ever dare try
Thriller, ooh, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller (ow)

I'm gonna thrill you tonight

[Vincent Price:]
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'all's neighborhood
(I'm gonna thrill you tonight)
And whomsoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell

[Michael Jackson:]
I'm gonna thrill you tonight...

Thriller, ooh, babe (Thriller)
I'm gonna thrill you tonight (Thriller night)
Thriller, oh, darling (Oh, baby)
I'm gonna thrill you tonight (Thriller)
Ooh, babe (Thriller night)
I'm gonna thrill you tonight (Thriller)
Oh, darling (Oh, baby)
Thriller night, babe (Thriller night, babe)
Ooh

[Vincent Price:]
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
(Thriller night, thriller)
And grisly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
(I'm gonna thrill you tonight)
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller

[Into maniacal laugh, in deep echo]

 

 

Challenging, lengthy parody.  Someone should do a full length AI video featuring zombie members of the Trump administration.  Feel free to use my alternative lyrics.

Michael Jackson did a 3-night stand in the fall of 1988 at the Civic Arena.  I was not in attendance.

A tribute to the joys of parenting.  Bad!

You gotta love how he's strangling his son "Blanket."  Jackson's version of a rear naked choke I suppose.  As if the poor infant understands the concept of being able to tap out.

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

#3433.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#3434.  Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)

#3435.  Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)

#3436.  Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)

#3437.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3438.  Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)

#3439.  Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)

#3440.  White (Night --- Judy Collins)

#3441.  Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3442.  Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)

#3443.  White (Fight --- The Cure)

#3444.  Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#3445.  Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)

#3446.  Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)

#3447.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)

#3448.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#3449.  White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)

#3450.  Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)

#3451.  Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel)

#3452.  Dana White (See The Light --- Hillsong Worship)

#3453.  Buffalo Bills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)

#3454.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Kiss)

#3455.  Tyrus (Iris --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#3456.  Tyrus (Iris --- The Breeders)

#3457.  Tyrus (Iris --- Live)

#3458.  Blow Dana White (Go Fly A Kite --- Bing Crosby)

#3459.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Bee Gees)

#3460.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Sunami)

#3461.  The Orange Prolapse Stain (I Can't Stand The Rain --- Tina Turner)

#3462.  Tyrus (Iris --- Pastel Ghost)

#3463.  Fuck Dana White (The Inner Light --- The Beatles)

#3464.  Antifa (Amnesia --- The Vines)

#3465.  Antifa (Amnesia --- Mr. Kittie)

#3466.  Jimmy Kimmel (Sacrificial --- Death)

#3467.  Tits Are Fake (Cups And Cakes --- Spinal Tap)

#3468.  Dumbfuck Bondi (Must Crush Barbie --- Spinal Tap)

#3469.  Blowing In Mar-a-Lago (Going To California --- Led Zeppelin)

#3470.  The UFC And Dana White (I'm Beginning To See The Light --- Frank Sinatra)

#3471.  Donald Loved Stormy (Gimme Some Money --- Spinal Tap)

#3472.  Jerry Jeudy (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)

#3473.  Antifa (Amnesia --- Saga)

#3474.  Congressman Don Bacon (Bringing Home The Bacon --- Procol Harum)

#3475.  Brendan Carr (Drive My Car --- The Beatles)

#3476.  Trump Gold Card (Cop Graveyard --- Teen Suicide)

#3477.  Trump Dump Forever (Hell Bent For Leather)

#3478.  Trump Dump World (Stupid Girl --- Garbage)

#3479.  Trump Is A Shitshow (Come To My Window --- Melissa Etheridge) 

#3480.  Gold Card (Graveyard --- Blue Rodeo)

#3481.  Halligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Goodbye --- Hamilton)

#3482.  Prosecutor Halligan (Alexander Hamilton --- Hamilton

#3483.  Dirty Cop (Coffee Shop --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)

#3484.  Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- The Chordettes)

#3485.  Dirty Cop (Candy Shop --- 50 Cent & Olivia)

#3486.  SLIMEBALL (Rag Doll --- Franki Valli & The Four Seasons)

#3487.  Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- Treblemakers)

#3488.  Trump Shutdown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

#3489.  The Donald's Trumpin' And Dumpin' (You've Got Another Thing Comin' --- Judas Priest)

#3490.  Slimeball (Rag Doll --- Aerosmith)

#3491.  The Donald Shutdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#3492.  Shutdown (Downtown --- Petula Clark)

#3493.  Shutdown Street (Shakedown Street --- Grateful Dead)

#3494.  Shutdown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3495.  Trump Shut Shit Down (Don't Bring Me Down --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#3496.  Jared Kushner's A Jew (What I Like About You --- The Romantics)

#3497.  Shutdown (Slow Down --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#3498.  Pete Hegseth (Kiss of Death --- Dokken)

#3499.  Peter Hegseth (Angel Of Death --- Slayer)

#3500.  Fake News (Bad News --- Zach Bryan)

#3501.  Trumpin'  (Truckin' --- Grateful Dead)

#3502.  Donald's Hair & Andy Barr (Kitchenwares & Candy Bars --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#3503.  Pete Hegseth (Kiss Of Death --- New Order)

#3504.  Univision (Television --- Stabbing Westward)

#3505.  Nobel Peace Prize (Devil Inside --- INXS)

#3506.  Scavino (Don't You Know --- The Hollies)

#3507.  Trump Fucked Stormy (Pump Dat Party --- Chemical Brothers)

#3508.  Donald J. Trump (Mutual Slump --- DJ Shadow)

#3509.  Scavino (Don't You Know --- DEVO)

#3510.  Trump (Slump --- Ginger Root)

#3511.  Dumping In Mar-A-Lago (Humping On Your Stereo --- Supergrass)

#3512.  Meloni (Bologna --- Oscar Meyer Commercial)

#3513.  Kushner's A Fucking Jew (Making Our Dreams Come True --- Cyndi Grecco)

#3514.  Scott Kenneth Bessent (Under The Crescent --- Lake Of Tears)

#3515.  Disarm (Disarm --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3516.  Vince Fong (Bird Song --- Grateful Dead)

#3517.  Scott Bessent's Face (Incessant Mace --- Soundgarden)

#3518.  Kirk Was A Bitch (Working The Ditch --- Melvins)

#3519.  Blue Slip (One Slip --- Pink Floyd)

#3520.  Gallrein (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

#3521.  Thune Plan (Spoonman --- Soundgarden)

#3522.  Scott Bessent's Gay (Fluorescent Grey)

#3523.  Ed Gallrein (Ball And Chain --- The Who)

#3524.  Matt Van Epps (Baby Steps --- Olivia Dean)

#3525.  William Crain (Mary Jane --- Spin Doctors)

#3526.  William Crain (Gravy Train --- Staus Quo)

#3527.  Cole (Hole --- Jimmie's Chicken Shack)

#3528.  Donald Trump And Paul Gosar (Anyone Can Play Guitar --- Radiohead)

#3529.  Ballroom Shit (Ballroom Blitz --- Krokus)

#3530.  Ballroom (Perfume --- Old 97's)

#3531.  Ballroom Bullshit (Courtroom Spirit --- Annette Soundtrack)

#3532.  Sununu (Who Are You --- Black Sabbath)

#3533.  Brad Little's Turds (Three Little Birds --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)

#3534.  'Vanka's A Jew (Still Loving You --- Scorpions)

#3535.  Donald's In Charge (Charles In Charge --- Sitcom theme song)

#3536.  Andrew Clyde (Suicide --- Teen Suicide)

#3537.  (Ice Team) --- ((Nice Dream) --- Radiohead)

#3538.  Arctic Frost (Holocaust --- Ceremony)

#3539.  Arctic Frost (Holocaust --- Dan England & John Ford Coley)

#3540.  Tylenol (Waterfall --- Bananarama)

#3541.  Tylenol (Cannonball --- The Breeders)

#3542.  Arctic Frost (Holocaust --- Son Volt)

#3543.  Melissa (Melissa --- King Diamond)

#3544.  Trump Dumpin' It's The Ballroom Shitshow (She Came In Through The Bathroom Window --- The Beatles)

#3545.  Peace Through Strength (Give Me Strength --- Eric Clapton)

#3546.  Peace Through Strength (Inner Strength --- Hilary Duff)

#3547.  Peace Through Strength (Give Me Strength --- Neil Young)

#3548.  Tylenol (Waterfall --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#3549.  Ballroom (Perfume --- The Jesus And Mary Chain)

#3550.  Nigeria (Albania --- Coach from Cheers)

#3551.  Forty-Five (So Alive --- Love And Rockets)

#3552.  Andrew Clyde (Mama Tried --- Grateful Dead)

#3553.  Stormy's Thong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#3554.  Stormy's Thong Forever (We Belong Together --- Bad Brains)

#3555.  Stormy's Thong Brings Pleasure (We Belong Together --- Ritchie Valens)

#3556.  Andrew Clyde (Suicide --- Puddle of Mudd)

#3557.  Donald Is A Wimp (Danny Is A Wimp --- Screeching Weasel)

#3558.  Scharf Lie (Barfly --- Ray LaMontagne)

#3559.  Ballroom (Perfume --- Marilyn Manson)

#3560.  Seven (Heaven --- Bryan Adams)

#3561.  Casey Means (Pork And Beans --- Weezer)

#3562.  Fuentes Is Inbred (Always In My Head --- Coldplay)

#3563.  Shitshow MAGA Trumper (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#3564.  Liz Peek (Don't Speak --- No Doubt)

#3565.  Two Thousand Dollars (A Thousand Miles --- Vanessa Carlton)

#3566.  Liz Peek (Boutique --- Love Is Noise)

#3567.  Amon-Ra St. Brown (Runnin' Down A Dream --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3568.  Amon-Ra: St. Brown Clown (Farmingdale: The Downtown --- They Might Be Giants)

#3569.  Amon-Ra St.: Brown Is A Clown) (Shake Your Body: Down To The Ground --- The Jacksons)

#3570.  Amon-Ra St. Brown (Just Another Clown --- Jigsaw Youth)

#3571.  Saint Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3572.  Epstein Hoax (Different Strokes theme song --- Alan Thicke)

#3573.  Stormy D.  (Hard On Me --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3574.  Marjorie (Forgery --- Prong)

#3575.  Fuck Tha Police (Karma Police --- Radiohead)

#3576.  The Donald And Marjorie (Cool Amber And Mercury --- Phish)

#3577.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Money For Nothing --- Dire Straits)

#3578.  Newt (Nude --- Radiohead)

#3579.  Stormy D.  (Jammin' Me -- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3580.  Rod Bray (Good Day --- New Hope Club)

#3581.  Epstein Files (100 Miles --- Bad Company)

#3582.  Jeff Epstein Files (A Hundred Miles --- Meat Puppets)

#3583.  The Epstein Files (A Million Miles --- Heart)

#3584.  Jeff Epstein Files (10,000 Miles --- Mary Chapin Carpenter)

#3585.  Jeff Epstein Files (Five Hundred Miles --- Justin Timberlake)

#3586.  Epstein Files Hooray (Million Miles Away --- The Offspring)

#3587.  Matt Van Epps (Fifteen Steps --- Radiohead)

#3588.  Infection Of The Yeast (The Number Of The Beast --- Iron Maiden)

#3589.  Greene (Green --- The Dandy Warhols)

#3590.  The Orange Prolapse Clown (The Heart Of A Clown --- Willie Nelson)

#3591.  Ivanka (Roseanna --- Toto)

#3592.  Hunt (Hunt --- Oklou)

#3593.  Wesley Hunt (Battlefront --- Rage Of Light)

#3594.  A MAGA Kerfuffle (The Super Bowl Shuffle --- 1985 Chicago Bears team)

#3595.  Hunt's A Clown (Hunted Down --- Soundgarden)

#3596.  Fucking Jew (Wrecking Crew --- Overkill)

#3597.  Has A Job To Blow (Woman From Tokyo --- Deep Purple)

#3598.  Happy Thanksgiving (The Unforgiven --- Metallica)

#3599.  Charlotte's Web (Arrowhead --- Torche)

#3600.  The Epstein Files (2,000 Miles --- The Pretenders)

#3601.  Matty Van Epps (Gimme Three Steps --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#3602.  Orange Clown (Right Now --- Van Halen)

#3603.  Jeff Epstein Files (I Walk For Miles --- Dinosaur Jr.)

#3604.  Travis Turner (Afterburner --- Saxon)

#3605.  Stormy D.  (Let It Be --- The Beatles)

#3606.  Nehls (Shells --- Mirah)

#3607.  Jeff Epstein Files (How Many Miles --- MK.gee)

#3608.  Nehls (Shells --- Mighty Oaks)

#3609.  Travis Turner (Afterburner --- Panda Bear)

#3610.  Secretary Howard Lutnick (It Always Rains On A Picnic --- Modest Mouse)

#3611.  Susan Dell's Crap Is (What The Hell Happened --- Bruce Hornsby)

#3612.  Coup D'etat Is A Crime (Seemingly Endless Time --- Death Angel)

#3613.  What The Hell (Susan Dell --- Chastity Belt)

#3614.  Larry Summers (Seven Wonders --- Fleetwood Mac)

#3615.  David Gentile (Once In A While --- Neil Diamond)

#3616.  Susan Dell (What The Hell --- Elvin Bishop & Charlie Musselwhite)

#3617.  Jeff Epstein Files Hooray (A Thousand Miles Away --- New Edition)

#3618.  Catahoula Crunch (Two Minutes Til Lunch --- Wall Of Voodoo)

#3619.  Larry Summers (Seven Summers --- Saint Etienne)

#3620.  Biden His Fake Autopen (Into The Great Wide Open --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3621.  Tim Burchett (Space Cadet --- KC & The Sunshine Band)

#3622.  Epstein Files (Hundred Miles  --- Yall featuring Gabriela Richardson)

#3623.  Larry Summers (Seven Wonders --- Nickel Creek)

#3624.  MAGA Stain (Maggot Brain --- George Clinton & Parliament-Funkadelic)

#3625.  Epstein Hoax (The Red Strokes --- Garth Brooks)

#3626.  Howard Lutnick (Stoned Soul Picnic --- The Fifth Dimension)

#3627.  Fucked Forty-Five (Love Is Alive --- Gary Wright)

#3628.  Affordability (Responsibility --- MxPx)

#3629.  (Mar) A-Lago (Ohio --- Neil Young)

#3630.  Blue Slips (Red Lips --- GTA w/ Sam Bruno)

#3631.  Blue Slips (Blue Lips --- Her's)

#3632.  Disarm Hamas (Disarm Yourself --- Dash Berlin)

#3633.  Alcatraz (Alcatraz --- Redbone)

#3634.  Pardon For Tina Peters (Island Of The Flesh Eaters --- Tribulation)

#3635.  Golden Piss (Iron Fist --- Motorhead)

#3636.  Trump's Fucked Up (Pump It Up --- Gary Numan)

#3637.  Army Navy (In The Navy --- The Village People)

#3638.  TDS (Acquiesce --- k.d. lang)

#3639.  TDS (What A Mess --- SR-71)

#3640.  Tina Peters (The Dirt Eaters --- The Breeders)

#3641.  Bettina (Corrina --- Grateful Dead)

#3642.  Stephen Friend (In The End --- Backstreet Boys)

#3643.  Warrior Dividend (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend --- Nikki Flores)

#3644.  Fuck Chris Gober (Wake Up Sober --- Justin Stone)

#3645.  Why Paul LePage (I Miss The Rage --- Mario Judah)

#3646.  Pauk Lepage (Out Of Rage --- Turnstile)

#3647.  Fuck Chris Gober (stone cold sober --- Mitch James)

#3648.  Gober (Sober --- Little Big Town)

#3649.  LePage (The Rage --- Judas Priest)

#3650.  Affordability (Impossibility --- Remy Zero)

#3651.  America Fest (Cardiac Arrest --- Bad Suns)

#3652.  Mike Lawler (Blue Collar --- Bachman Turner Overdrive)

#3653.  Blakeman Screws (Brakeman's Blues --- Jimmie Rodgers)

#3654.  Ghislaine Maxwell (Liberty Bell --- The Gathering)

#3655.  Kill Steve Witkoff (Killed And Kicked Off --- Sonic Youth)

#3656.  Vance (Dance --- Jesus Culture)

#3657.  Vice President Vance (Could I Have This Dance --- Anne Murray)

#3658.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Savatage)

#3659.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Peter Bradley Adams)

#3660.  JD Vance (Life's A Dance --- John Michael Montgomery)

#3661.  Jared Kushner's A Jew (Happy Birthday To You --- Mildred & Patty Hill)

#3662.  Maxwell (Farewell --- Europe)

#3663.  Witkoff (Kick-off --- Relient K)

#3664.  Shirley (Shirley --- Shakin' Stevens)

#3665.  Vance Is A Joke (Dance In The Smoke --- Argent)

#3666.  Vance (Dance --- Planetshakers)

#3667.  Epstein Files (All Life's Trials --- Alvin Lee & Company)

#3668.  Tina Peters (Bottom Feeders --- For The Fallen Dreams)

#3669.  asmongold (Heart Of Gold --- Neil Young)

#3670.  Aimee Bock (Tomahawk --- Palace)

#3671.  Jeffrey Epstein Files (Live At The Witch Trials --- The Fall)

#3672.  Aimee Bock (Aftershock --- Billy Idol)

#3673.  Maxwell (Farewell --- Guster)

#3674.  Nick Shirley (Point Shirley --- Rhett Miller)

#3675.  America First (California Cursed --- DRAIN)

#3676.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Clergy)

#3677.  Aimee Bock (Aftershock --- Anthrax)

#3678.  Sara Carter (Firestarter --- The Prodigy)

#3679.  Carter (Martyr --- Fear Factory)

#3680.  Jonathan Ross (Upon The Cross --- King Diamond)

#3681.  Ross (Cross --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3682.  It's Jonathan Ross (The Old Rugged Cross --- Alan Jackson)

#3683.  Mar-a-Lago (Santiago --- Richy Mitch & The Coal Miners)

#3684.  Degenfelder (Helter Skelter --- Paul McCartney)

#3685.  Emmer (Enter --- After Forever)

#3686.  Emmer (Enter --- Within Temptation)

#3687.  Kristi's ICE (The Thin Ice --- Pink Floyd)

#3688.  Greenland (Dreamland --- Mary Chapin Carpenter)

#3689.  Board Of Peace (Masterpiece --- Basshunter)

#3690.  Board Of Peace (Masterpiece --- Ben Harper)

#3691.  Mister Tariff (Mr. Scary --- Dokken)

#3692.  Donald J. Trump's Board Of Peace (When I Paint My Masterpiece --- Grateful Dead)

#3693.  Fuck Julia Letlow (The JFK Shitshow --- Gin Blossoms)

#3694.  Letlow (Shitshow --- Sarah Jaffe)

#3695.  Donald's Greenland (Uncle John's Band --- Grateful Dead)

#3696.  Donald Wants Greenland (Playin' In The Band --- Grateful Dead)

#3697.  Kristi Noem (Room To Roam --- The Waterboys)

#3698.  Kristi Noem (When In Rome --- Psychedelic Porn Crumpets)

#3699.  Nehls (Bells --- Billy Preston)

#3700.  Trump Should Back Down (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3701.  Freezing Rain (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#3702.  Greenland (Dreamland --- Dreamtale)

#3703.  Drake Maye Must Die: Big Mac Attack --- (Hey Hey, My My: Into The Black --- Neil Young)

#3704.  Greg Bovino (Love Casino --- Lenny Kravitz)

#3705.  Nehls (Bells --- The Naked And Famous)

#3706.  Homan (Omens --- King Diamond)

#3707.  Melania (More Mania --- Dirty Projectors)

#3708.  Homan (Omen --- Oliver Riot)

#3709.  Homan (Omen --- Crossfaith)

#3710.  Tracey Powell (Dr. Owl --- Red Fang)

#3711.  Tracey Powell (Baby Owl --- Parry Gripp)

#3712.  Bruised Hands (Badlands --- Bulletboys)

#3713.  Alex J. Pretti (People Get Ready --- Jeff Beck)

#3714.  Stacy L.  Garrity (Moments Of Clarity --- Narrow Head)

#3715.  Stacy Garrity (Abrupt Clarity --- Dillon)

#3716.  Warsh (Wash --- Pearl Jam)

#3717.  I.D. John Wahl (Obery The Call --- Megadeth)

#3718.  Catch Of The Day (Catch Of The Day --- The Hooters)

#3719.  Mitchell (Vigil --- Ulver)

#3720.  Todd Wallace Blanche (Atomic Ranch --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3721.  Todd Wallace Blanche (Saltwater Ranch --- Brian Kelley)

#3722.  Wambsganss Shitter (Long John Silver --- Richard Thompson)

#3723.  Ivanka (Godzilla --- Feeder)

#3724.  Melania Is Not A Jew (This Maniac's In Love With You --- Alice Cooper)

#3725.  Tuberville (You're My Thrill --- Billie Holiday)

#3726.  The Epstein Files (The Lady Smiles --- Matt Monro)

#3727.  Ronald Lauder (Cannon Fodder --- Laura Veirs)

#3728.  Rabbit Bowl (Rabbit Hole ---The Bunny The Bear)

#3729.  Denmark (Birthmark --- Deftones)

#3730.  Leonard Leo (Pussy Willow --- Jethro Tull)

#3731.  Gabbard's Ass (Shattered Glass --- Laura Branigan)

#3732. Trump Bullet Pen (Time And Again --- Warhaus)

#3733.  Oberacker (Firecracker -- Nada Surf)

#3734.  Gabbard (Shattered --- Linda Ronstadt)

#3735.  Donald's Super Bowl (Filthy Rabbit Hole --- The Garden)

#3736.  Twilight Omens (Thomas Homan --- Franz Ferdinand)

#3737.  Ivanka (Godzilla --- Blue Oyster Cult)

#3738.  Fuck TrumpRx (I Want Your Sex --- George Michael)

#3739.  Kristi Noem (When In Rome --- Mudhoney)

#3740.  Todd Wallace Blanche (Cadillac Ranch --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3741.  Stacy Garrity (Left Hand Charity --- 36 Crazyfists)

#3742.  ICE (Ice --- The Microphones)

#3743.  ICE Out (Lights Out --- Nat King Cole)

#3744.  ICE Out (Lights Out --- Hippie Sabotage)

#3745.  ICE Out (Blackout --- Scorpions)

#3746.  Aaron Bean (Glycerine --- Bush)

#3747.  ICE Out (Wipeout --- The Surfaris)

#3748.  ICE Out Blues (Bailout Blues --- Krokus)

#3749.  Ivanka (Tequila --- The Champs)

#3750.  Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Vein.fm)

#3751.  Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Said The Sky)

#3752.  Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Sponge)

#3753.  Kara M. Westercamp (Tommy's Holiday Camp --- The Who)

#3754.  Noem (Home --- Nine Inch Nails)

#3755.  Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Michael W. Smith)

#3756.  Howard Lutnick (Flies On My Dick --- Ween)

#3757.  Lutnick (Broke Dick --- Sick Of It All)

#3758.  Howard Lutnick (This Is A Trick --- Deftones)

#3759.  Howard Lutnick (She Broke My Dick --- All)

#3760.  Donald J. Trump's State Of The Union (Hero Of The Soviet Union --- The Dillinger Escape Plan)

#3761.  Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Dusty Springfield)

#3762.  Prince Andrew (Love Me Do --- The Beatles)

#3763.  Kuhlman (Woman --- John Lennon)

#3764.  Prince Andrew (Peek-A-Boo --- DEVO)

#3765.  Lex Wexner (Ancestor --- Wolfheart)

#3766.  Owens (Oceans --- Deerhunter)

#3767.  Owens (Oceans --- Pearl Jam)

#3768.  Clay Fuller (Brown Sugar --- Rolling Stones)

#3769.  ICE Detention (Third Dimension --- Buzzcocks)

#3770.  Scheppelman (Medicine --- The Prodigy)

#3771.  Scheppelman (Medicine --- The 1975)

#3772.  The Enforcer (The Enforcer --- Monster Truck)

#3773.  Maltz Isn't BeBest (Waltz Across Texas --- Willie Nelson)

#3774.  Cannibal (Cannibal --- Mental As Anything)

#3775.  Casey Means (lima beans --- bill wurtz)

#3776.  Hope Scheppelman (Bad Medicine --- Whiskey Myers)

#3777.  K$H Patel (Infidel --- The Bouncing Souls)

#3778.  K$H Patel (Morning Bell --- Radiohead)

#3779.  Casey Means (Kings And Queens --- 30 Seconds To Mars)

#3780.  Epic Fury (Judge & Jury --- Spinal Tap)

#3781.  Whore Kristi Lynn Noem (George Isn't At Home --- Seinfeld)

#3782.  Means (Queens --- Caravan Palace)

#3783.  Lake Tahoe Vacation (Second That Emotion --- Jerry Garcia Band)

#3784.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Low)

#3785.  Secretary Hegseth (You And Your Crystal Meth --- Drive-By Truckers)

#3786.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Hatebreed)

#3787.  Steve Toth (Beach Goth --- Wavves)

#3788.  Steve Tisch (Starfish --- Bikini Kill)

#3789.  Pete Hegseth (One Last Breath --- Creed)

#3790.  Kristi Noem (Stay At Home --- Sleep On It)

#3791.  Tisch Fuck (Fishfuck --- GWAR)

#3792.  Shithead Mullin (English Muffin --- Parry Gripp)

#3793.  Crappy Mullin (Happy Muffin --- Parry Gripp)

#3794.  Notre Dame's Lou Holtz (Let Me See The Colts --- Smog)

#3795.  Allah Akbar Hooray (God Bless The U.S.A. --- Lee Greenwood)

#3796.  Michael Fanone (Bad To The Bone ---- George Thorogood & The Destroyers)

#3797.  Markwayne (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#3798.  Markwayne (Migraine --- The Coral)

#3799.  Hope Scheppelman (Bad Medicine --- FLORE)

#3800.  Markwayne (Migraine --- Megan McCauley)

#3801.  Thune (Moon --- Thaiboy Digital)

#3802.  Thune (Moon --- Turnstile)

#3803.  Kevin Hern (Crash & Burn --- Jesse McCartney)

#3804.  Stephen Miller (New Age Thriller --- U.S. Girls)

#3805.  Michael Guest (House Arrest --- Cruel Hand)

#3806.  Thermo Fisher (Three King Fishers --- Monster Magnet)

#3807.  Thermo Fisher (Sara Fisher --- No Use For A Name)

#3808.  FBI's K$H Patel (Beloved Infidel --- Todd Rundgren)

#3809.  Michael Guest (House Arrest --- Jimmy Eat World)

#3810.  K$H Patel (Infidel --- Ambush)

#3811.  Iran: Is Here To Stay (I Ran: So Far Away --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3812.  Iran Is Gay (I Ran Away --- The Buttertones)

#3813.  Iran Loves Kristi Noem (I Ran All The Way Home --- Dean Martin)

#3814.  Miller (Thriller --- Michael Jackson)

 

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