Michael Fanone...
a D.C. cop who came within an inch of losing his life during the Orange Prolapse's Jan. 6 insurrection was in the Burgh yesterday. Huzzah!
I did not attend his protest in front of Senator John Fetterman's house in Braddock.
Although I must admit, it was tempting.
(Gotta love the Thorogood impersonator in the crowd at the 30 second mark)
Michael Fanone
sonofsaf
Golden age of his porn
Big Mac’s not a Quarter Pound
Forty-seven’s a blunder
Butt his but makes a sound
First Lady’s a cunt
Sucks mushroom tiny bone
MAGA hip hip hooray
It’s Mr. Michael Fanone
Michael Fanone
Michael Fanone
M-M-M-M Mike
M-M-M-M Mike
M-M-M-M Mike
Michael Fanone
In Lake Tahoe her farts
Porno number two
Why’s Lake Tahoe so sore, Stormy
Ivanka’s a Jew
A porno whore’s an easy Stormy
Whores are whores to bone
Tiny mushroom ain’t funny
Mister Michael Fanone
Michael Fanone
M-M-M-M Mike
M-M-M-M Mike
M-M-M-M Mike
Michael Fanone
Ivanka giveth great head
A McDonald’s value meal
Big Mac’s a big golden rush
The fake news stoppin’ the steal
Pornography whore’s easy Stormy
Whores are whores to bone
Tiny mushroom ain’t funny
Mister Michael Fanone
M-M-M-M Mike
M-M-M-M Mike
M-M-M-M Mike
Michael Fanone
Kosher bacon and meats
Orange Prolapse opens wide
Upon Stormy he’ll cheat
Euro-whore gets denied
A porno whore’s an easy Stormy
Get Ivanka on the phone
Tiny mushroom ain’t funny
Mister Michael Fanone
Michael Fanone
M-M-M-M Mike
M-M-M-M Mike
M-M-M-M Mike
Michael Fanone
Bad To The Bone
George Thorogood & The Destroyers
On the day I was born
The nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up
Said "leave this one alone"
She could tell right away
That I was bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
I broke a thousand hearts
Before I met you
I'll break a thousand more, baby
Before I am through
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
I make a rich woman beg
I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman blush
And make a young girl squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
And when I walk the streets
Kings and Queens step aside
Every woman I meet
They all stay satisfied
I wanna tell ya pretty baby
Well Ya see I make my own
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
From 1985 to the present, George Thorogood, who incidentally, has never been thoroughly good, has played the Burgh an impressive 21 times.
George Thorogood:
