Secretary of War Pete Hegseth...
is lobbying the Orange Prolapse for a new official title. He no longer wishes to be a "secretary." He wants to be the "Commander of War"... or at a bare minimum, a "Manager of War."
Can't say I blame him.
According to Hegseth, "secretaries" are more likely to be labeled as pussies.
| A seemingly magically elevated "Barking Fu Manchu" Dump. |
Just in case yinz think I'm kidding. This is not AI. Painfully realistic. |
| A Grateful Dump. |
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D-g speed.
Secretary Hegseth
sonofsaf
Melania’s BeBest. Secretary Hegseth
Trump’s Depends, diaper depressed; Secretary Hegseth
Forty-seven’s spreading the big lie, Coup on display’s the reason why
Piece of shit is the biggest fuck up, Dope and clown in the White House shows up
Dope's tiny mushroom’s in too deep, Orange not white with a JD Veep
Shootin’ Iran plenty of death; Secretary Hegseth
Mar-a-Lago’s a total shitshow, oh Jared Kushner’s job is to blow
Jewish, kosher, ham shitshow, MAGA mutha fucka, D-g damn whore
Dumb joke of an inbred, Secretary Hegseth
You And Your Crystal Meth
Drive-By Truckers
You've become such a mess. You and your crystal meth
You lost your family and wrecked your truck, I used to love you but now you suck
We were friends, among the best; You and your crystal meth
I ain't exactly a no-drug guy, Don't dig the way that you get high
Hope your kids don't see you throwing up, Hope they ain't there if the house blows up
Hope you ain't murdered in your sleep, Up all night with that cranked out creep
You ain't eaten and you ain't slept; You and your crystal meth
Indiana and Alabama, Oklahoma and Arizona.
Texas, Florida, Ohio, Small town America, right next door
Blood soaked your pillow red; You and your crystal meth
From 2000 to the present, Drive-By Truckers have convoyed through the Burgh an impressive 22 times.
Drive-By Truckers:
9-21-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)
