Things took a turn for the worse during Kristi Noem's sworn testimony in front of the House Judiciary Committee.
Representative Rep. Sydney Kamlager-Dove (D-CA) questioned Noem about her ongoing extra-marital affair with MAGA underling Corey Lewandowski. Noem refused to answer and referred to her as "tabloid trash."
Breaking News: Trump just fired her!
Personally speaking, I'd like to see Congress dig a little deeper.
And an ideal place to start... would be with the Orange Prolapse.
"Mr. President, have you ever used your tiny, mushroom penis to motorboat Stormy Daniels?"
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Regardless, let's give ICE Barbie a Golden Toilet Award.
The circle of excellence has now become the circumference of excrement!
Kristi Noem
sonofsaf
Kristi Noem
Combat zone
There’s no doubt
Mushroom bone
Ivanka’s a damn Jew
Jared Kushner is too
Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem
Combat zone
There’s no doubt
Mushroom bone
Sink the pink, asses stink
Fake news shit, rinse repeat
Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem
Peeping Tom
Hate instead
Ballot box
Gastropub, Trump Rx
YMCA discotheque
Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem (Kristi Noem)
Kristi Noem (Kristi Noem)
Kristi Noem (Kristi Noem)
Kristi Noem (Kristi Noem)
Kristi Noem (Kristi Noem)
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Kristi Noem (Kristi Noem)
Kristi Noem (Kristi Noem)
Kristi Noem
Combat zone
Gay retard
Tiny bone
Vodka flask, Trump demands
Stormy’s thong, promised land
Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem...
Stay At Home
Sleep On It
Stay at home
By the phone
Don't go out
Be alone
With your thoughts in your room
Play some games, buy some lube
Stay at home
Stay at home
Stay at home
By the phone
Don't go out
Be alone
With your stink, have a drink
Take a rip, overeat
Stay at home
Stay at home
Stay at home
Call your mom
Make some bread
Change your socks
Clean the tub, ponder sex
Cash your unemployment check
Stay at home
Stay at home
Stay at home (stay at home)
Stay at home (stay at home)
Stay at home (stay at home)
Stay at home (stay at home)
Stay at home (stay at home)
Stay at home (stay at home)
Stay at home (stay at home)
Stay at home (stay at home)
Stay at home
By the phone
Play guitar
Xylophone
Wear a mask, wash your hands
Write a song, start a band
Stay at home
Stay at home
Stay at home...
From 2017 to 2019, Sleep On It crashed the Burgh a grand total of 3 times. Never heard of 'em.
Gnome Top 10:
#1. Noem Sweet Noem: (Motley Crue --- Home Sweet Home)
#242. Cumming Noem: (Scorpions --- Coming Home)
#249. Sweet Noem South Dakota: (Lynyrd Skynyrd --- Sweet Home Alabama)
#301. Welcome Noem Planetarium: (Metallica --- Welcome Home Sanitarium)
#302. Who Says You Can't Blow Noem: (Bon Jovi --- Who Says You Can't Go Home)
#303. Noem: (Daughtry --- Home)
#497. Can't Stand Kristi Noem: (Blind Faith --- Can't Find My Way Home)
#515. Fuck The Leech: (Jane's Addiction --- Up The Beach)
#535. Welcome Noem: (King Diamond --- Welcome Noem)
#536. Noem: (Phish --- Foam)
#703. Noem: (Unknown --- universal meditation mantra)
#704. Asshole Noem: (Astrodome --- Houston ex-mayor, Roy Hofheinz)
#721. I Haunt Kristi Noem (Me Want Honeycomb --- Post Mills marketing dept.)#1009. Noem (Home --- Foo Fighters)
#1319. Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home Country Roads --- John Denver)
#1813. Kristi Noem (Kodachrome --- Paul Simon)
#1816. Kristi Noem (Hell Is Chrome --- Wilco)
#2066. Noem (Roam --- The B-52's)
#2148. Kristi's, A Fucking Gnome (Mama, I'm Coming Home --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#2542. Cricket's Fucked (Lick It Up --- Kiss)
#2544. Cricket Has Died (Ticket To Ride --- The Beatles)
#3008. Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)
#3009. Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)
#3011. Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)
#3016. Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)
#3025. Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided By Voiced)
#3046. Noem (Rome --- Yeaslayer)
#3195. Kristi Noem (Stay At Home --- Men At Work)
#3196. Kristi Noem (Palindrome --- Azure Ray)
#3269. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- My Morning Jacket)
#3273. Kristi L. Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)
#3687. Kristi's ICE (The Thin Ice --- Pink Floyd)
#3697. Kristi Noem (Room to Roam --- The Waterboys)
#3698. Kristi Noem (When In Rome --- Psychedelic Porn Crumpets)
#3739. Kristi Noem (When In Rome --- Mudhoney)
#3750. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Vein.fm)
#3751. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Said The Sky)
#3752. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Sponge)
#3754. Noem (Home --- Nine Inch Nails)
#3755. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Michael W. Smith)
#3761. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Dusty Springfield)
#3781. Whore Kristi Lynn Noem (George Isn't At Home --- Seinfeld)
#3790. Kristi Noem (Stay At Home --- Sleep On It)
