#3880. Greg Abbott

Governor Greg Abbott (R-TX) is widely known as the "gubernatorial piece of shit on wheels." 

@GovHotWheels

 

In a nutshell, Abbott is withholding public safety funds for major cities unless the local police departments adopt "ICE style enforcement tactics."

In other news, the 2026 NFL Draft is officially underway.

 

Now I understand.  Spotted in the alley next to Alihan's Coffee and Breakfast.  McCrea Way.  More like Diarrhea Way.

 

 

Much to my surprise, the Orange Prolapse has not yet posted about the Draft.  But keep in mind, it's only Day 1.  My hunch is that Trump feels humiliated because of Roger Goodell's flat-out refusal to let him participate in the festivities.  The Donald wanted to personally hand out the first few picks.  

Now Trump doesn't wish to draw any further attention to this matter.  You know, him being perceived as impotent... as the NFL Commissioner is the one calling all the shots.  

Yinzers are calling it "The Immaculate Rejection."

 

The Steelers first round pick was an offensive tackle from Arizona State.  Max Iheanachor!

 

Greg Abbott
sonofsaf

Blow Greg Abbott’s tiny morning wood
His wheels are Bud Light Trump Vodka Grey Goose
Stormy is a-blowing the MAGA inbred
Slime is really pink jelly and McDonald’s red

Blow Greg Abbott he’s a Texas ass
Stormy D.’s a fuckin’ whore with no class
Mushroom’s cuming inside of her cunt
Texas Gov’nor Greg Abbott ain’t no Alan Funt

Blow Greg Abbott’s tiny morning wood
His wheels are Bud Light Trump Vodka Grey Goose
Trump liar fake news fuck is orange not white
Greg Abbott’s dyin’ for a Big Mac bite

Fuck Greg Abbott’s tiny morning wood
His wheels are Bud Light Trump Vodka Grey Goose
Stormy is a-blowing the MAGA inbred
Slime is really pink jelly and McDonald’s red

Blow Greg Abbott he’s a Texas ass
Stormy D.’s a fuckin’ whore with no class
Mushroom’s cuming inside of her cunt
Texas Gov’nor Greg Abbott ain’t no Alan Funt

Fuck Greg Abbott’s tiny morning wood
His wheels are Bud Light Trump Vodka Grey Goose
Trump liar fake news fuck is orange not white
Greg Abbott’s dyin’ for a Big Mac bite

 

Jack Rabbit
Elton John

Go jack-rabbit running through the wood
You had a good night and you feel real loose
Heard they got you going 'round the goose creek shed
Trying to fill your belly full of buckshot lead

Go jack-rabbit get the cabbage patch
Farmer left the back porch door on the latch
Heard you coming and he got his gun
You better go jack-rabbit better start to run

Go jack-rabbit running through the woods
You had a good night and you feel real loose
Gunfire breaking up the peaceful night
Jack-rabbit lying in the cold daylight

Go jack-rabbit running through the wood
You had a good night and you feel real loose
Heard they got you going 'round the goose creek shed
Trying to fill your belly full of buckshot lead

Go jack-rabbit get the cabbage patch
Farmer left the back porch door on the latch
Heard you coming and he got his gun
You better go jack-rabbit better start to run

Go jack-rabbit running through the woods
You had a good night and you feel real loose
Gunfire breaking up the peaceful night
Jack-rabbit lying in the cold daylight

From 1973 to 2022, Elton John, who was once married, sodomized the Burgh a grand total of 16 times.

Elton John:

6-11-99, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
3-23-11, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
9-18-12, Wesbanco Arena, Wheeling, WV
10-10-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
9-16-22, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

#3433.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#3434.  Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)

#3435.  Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)

#3436.  Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)

#3437.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3438.  Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)

#3439.  Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)

#3440.  White (Night --- Judy Collins)

#3441.  Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3442.  Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)

#3443.  White (Fight --- The Cure)

#3444.  Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#3445.  Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)

#3446.  Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)

#3447.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)

#3448.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#3449.  White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)

#3450.  Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)

#3451.  Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel)

#3452.  Dana White (See The Light --- Hillsong Worship)

#3453.  Buffalo Bills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)

#3454.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Kiss)

#3455.  Tyrus (Iris --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#3456.  Tyrus (Iris --- The Breeders)

#3457.  Tyrus (Iris --- Live)

#3458.  Blow Dana White (Go Fly A Kite --- Bing Crosby)

#3459.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Bee Gees)

#3460.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Sunami)

#3461.  The Orange Prolapse Stain (I Can't Stand The Rain --- Tina Turner)

#3462.  Tyrus (Iris --- Pastel Ghost)

#3463.  Fuck Dana White (The Inner Light --- The Beatles)

#3464.  Antifa (Amnesia --- The Vines)

#3465.  Antifa (Amnesia --- Mr. Kittie)

#3466.  Jimmy Kimmel (Sacrificial --- Death)

#3467.  Tits Are Fake (Cups And Cakes --- Spinal Tap)

#3468.  Dumbfuck Bondi (Must Crush Barbie --- Spinal Tap)

#3469.  Blowing In Mar-a-Lago (Going To California --- Led Zeppelin)

#3470.  The UFC And Dana White (I'm Beginning To See The Light --- Frank Sinatra)

#3471.  Donald Loved Stormy (Gimme Some Money --- Spinal Tap)

#3472.  Jerry Jeudy (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)

#3473.  Antifa (Amnesia --- Saga)

#3474.  Congressman Don Bacon (Bringing Home The Bacon --- Procol Harum)

#3475.  Brendan Carr (Drive My Car --- The Beatles)

#3476.  Trump Gold Card (Cop Graveyard --- Teen Suicide)

#3477.  Trump Dump Forever (Hell Bent For Leather)

#3478.  Trump Dump World (Stupid Girl --- Garbage)

#3479.  Trump Is A Shitshow (Come To My Window --- Melissa Etheridge) 

#3480.  Gold Card (Graveyard --- Blue Rodeo)

#3481.  Halligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Goodbye --- Hamilton)

#3482.  Prosecutor Halligan (Alexander Hamilton --- Hamilton

#3483.  Dirty Cop (Coffee Shop --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)

#3484.  Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- The Chordettes)

#3485.  Dirty Cop (Candy Shop --- 50 Cent & Olivia)

#3486.  SLIMEBALL (Rag Doll --- Franki Valli & The Four Seasons)

#3487.  Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- Treblemakers)

#3488.  Trump Shutdown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

#3489.  The Donald's Trumpin' And Dumpin' (You've Got Another Thing Comin' --- Judas Priest)

#3490.  Slimeball (Rag Doll --- Aerosmith)

#3491.  The Donald Shutdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#3492.  Shutdown (Downtown --- Petula Clark)

#3493.  Shutdown Street (Shakedown Street --- Grateful Dead)

#3494.  Shutdown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3495.  Trump Shut Shit Down (Don't Bring Me Down --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#3496.  Jared Kushner's A Jew (What I Like About You --- The Romantics)

#3497.  Shutdown (Slow Down --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#3498.  Pete Hegseth (Kiss of Death --- Dokken)

#3499.  Peter Hegseth (Angel Of Death --- Slayer)

#3500.  Fake News (Bad News --- Zach Bryan)

#3501.  Trumpin'  (Truckin' --- Grateful Dead)

#3502.  Donald's Hair & Andy Barr (Kitchenwares & Candy Bars --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#3503.  Pete Hegseth (Kiss Of Death --- New Order)

#3504.  Univision (Television --- Stabbing Westward)

#3505.  Nobel Peace Prize (Devil Inside --- INXS)

#3506.  Scavino (Don't You Know --- The Hollies)

#3507.  Trump Fucked Stormy (Pump Dat Party --- Chemical Brothers)

#3508.  Donald J. Trump (Mutual Slump --- DJ Shadow)

#3509.  Scavino (Don't You Know --- DEVO)

#3510.  Trump (Slump --- Ginger Root)

#3511.  Dumping In Mar-A-Lago (Humping On Your Stereo --- Supergrass)

#3512.  Meloni (Bologna --- Oscar Meyer Commercial)

#3513.  Kushner's A Fucking Jew (Making Our Dreams Come True --- Cyndi Grecco)

#3514.  Scott Kenneth Bessent (Under The Crescent --- Lake Of Tears)

#3515.  Disarm (Disarm --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3516.  Vince Fong (Bird Song --- Grateful Dead)

#3517.  Scott Bessent's Face (Incessant Mace --- Soundgarden)

#3518.  Kirk Was A Bitch (Working The Ditch --- Melvins)

#3519.  Blue Slip (One Slip --- Pink Floyd)

#3520.  Gallrein (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

#3521.  Thune Plan (Spoonman --- Soundgarden)

#3522.  Scott Bessent's Gay (Fluorescent Grey)

#3523.  Ed Gallrein (Ball And Chain --- The Who)

#3524.  Matt Van Epps (Baby Steps --- Olivia Dean)

#3525.  William Crain (Mary Jane --- Spin Doctors)

#3526.  William Crain (Gravy Train --- Staus Quo)

#3527.  Cole (Hole --- Jimmie's Chicken Shack)

#3528.  Donald Trump And Paul Gosar (Anyone Can Play Guitar --- Radiohead)

#3529.  Ballroom Shit (Ballroom Blitz --- Krokus)

#3530.  Ballroom (Perfume --- Old 97's)

#3531.  Ballroom Bullshit (Courtroom Spirit --- Annette Soundtrack)

#3532.  Sununu (Who Are You --- Black Sabbath)

#3533.  Brad Little's Turds (Three Little Birds --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)

#3534.  'Vanka's A Jew (Still Loving You --- Scorpions)

#3535.  Donald's In Charge (Charles In Charge --- Sitcom theme song)

#3536.  Andrew Clyde (Suicide --- Teen Suicide)

#3537.  (Ice Team) --- ((Nice Dream) --- Radiohead)

#3538.  Arctic Frost (Holocaust --- Ceremony)

#3539.  Arctic Frost (Holocaust --- Dan England & John Ford Coley)

#3540.  Tylenol (Waterfall --- Bananarama)

#3541.  Tylenol (Cannonball --- The Breeders)

#3542.  Arctic Frost (Holocaust --- Son Volt)

#3543.  Melissa (Melissa --- King Diamond)

#3544.  Trump Dumpin' It's The Ballroom Shitshow (She Came In Through The Bathroom Window --- The Beatles)

#3545.  Peace Through Strength (Give Me Strength --- Eric Clapton)

#3546.  Peace Through Strength (Inner Strength --- Hilary Duff)

#3547.  Peace Through Strength (Give Me Strength --- Neil Young)

#3548.  Tylenol (Waterfall --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#3549.  Ballroom (Perfume --- The Jesus And Mary Chain)

#3550.  Nigeria (Albania --- Coach from Cheers)

#3551.  Forty-Five (So Alive --- Love And Rockets)

#3552.  Andrew Clyde (Mama Tried --- Grateful Dead)

#3553.  Stormy's Thong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#3554.  Stormy's Thong Forever (We Belong Together --- Bad Brains)

#3555.  Stormy's Thong Brings Pleasure (We Belong Together --- Ritchie Valens)

#3556.  Andrew Clyde (Suicide --- Puddle of Mudd)

#3557.  Donald Is A Wimp (Danny Is A Wimp --- Screeching Weasel)

#3558.  Scharf Lie (Barfly --- Ray LaMontagne)

#3559.  Ballroom (Perfume --- Marilyn Manson)

#3560.  Seven (Heaven --- Bryan Adams)

#3561.  Casey Means (Pork And Beans --- Weezer)

#3562.  Fuentes Is Inbred (Always In My Head --- Coldplay)

#3563.  Shitshow MAGA Trumper (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#3564.  Liz Peek (Don't Speak --- No Doubt)

#3565.  Two Thousand Dollars (A Thousand Miles --- Vanessa Carlton)

#3566.  Liz Peek (Boutique --- Love Is Noise)

#3567.  Amon-Ra St. Brown (Runnin' Down A Dream --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3568.  Amon-Ra: St. Brown Clown (Farmingdale: The Downtown --- They Might Be Giants)

#3569.  Amon-Ra St.: Brown Is A Clown) (Shake Your Body: Down To The Ground --- The Jacksons)

#3570.  Amon-Ra St. Brown (Just Another Clown --- Jigsaw Youth)

#3571.  Saint Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3572.  Epstein Hoax (Different Strokes theme song --- Alan Thicke)

#3573.  Stormy D.  (Hard On Me --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3574.  Marjorie (Forgery --- Prong)

#3575.  Fuck Tha Police (Karma Police --- Radiohead)

#3576.  The Donald And Marjorie (Cool Amber And Mercury --- Phish)

#3577.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Money For Nothing --- Dire Straits)

#3578.  Newt (Nude --- Radiohead)

#3579.  Stormy D.  (Jammin' Me -- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3580.  Rod Bray (Good Day --- New Hope Club)

#3581.  Epstein Files (100 Miles --- Bad Company)

#3582.  Jeff Epstein Files (A Hundred Miles --- Meat Puppets)

#3583.  The Epstein Files (A Million Miles --- Heart)

#3584.  Jeff Epstein Files (10,000 Miles --- Mary Chapin Carpenter)

#3585.  Jeff Epstein Files (Five Hundred Miles --- Justin Timberlake)

#3586.  Epstein Files Hooray (Million Miles Away --- The Offspring)

#3587.  Matt Van Epps (Fifteen Steps --- Radiohead)

#3588.  Infection Of The Yeast (The Number Of The Beast --- Iron Maiden)

#3589.  Greene (Green --- The Dandy Warhols)

#3590.  The Orange Prolapse Clown (The Heart Of A Clown --- Willie Nelson)

#3591.  Ivanka (Roseanna --- Toto)

#3592.  Hunt (Hunt --- Oklou)

#3593.  Wesley Hunt (Battlefront --- Rage Of Light)

#3594.  A MAGA Kerfuffle (The Super Bowl Shuffle --- 1985 Chicago Bears team)

#3595.  Hunt's A Clown (Hunted Down --- Soundgarden)

#3596.  Fucking Jew (Wrecking Crew --- Overkill)

#3597.  Has A Job To Blow (Woman From Tokyo --- Deep Purple)

#3598.  Happy Thanksgiving (The Unforgiven --- Metallica)

#3599.  Charlotte's Web (Arrowhead --- Torche)

#3600.  The Epstein Files (2,000 Miles --- The Pretenders)

#3601.  Matty Van Epps (Gimme Three Steps --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#3602.  Orange Clown (Right Now --- Van Halen)

#3603.  Jeff Epstein Files (I Walk For Miles --- Dinosaur Jr.)

#3604.  Travis Turner (Afterburner --- Saxon)

#3605.  Stormy D.  (Let It Be --- The Beatles)

#3606.  Nehls (Shells --- Mirah)

#3607.  Jeff Epstein Files (How Many Miles --- MK.gee)

#3608.  Nehls (Shells --- Mighty Oaks)

#3609.  Travis Turner (Afterburner --- Panda Bear)

#3610.  Secretary Howard Lutnick (It Always Rains On A Picnic --- Modest Mouse)

#3611.  Susan Dell's Crap Is (What The Hell Happened --- Bruce Hornsby)

#3612.  Coup D'etat Is A Crime (Seemingly Endless Time --- Death Angel)

#3613.  What The Hell (Susan Dell --- Chastity Belt)

#3614.  Larry Summers (Seven Wonders --- Fleetwood Mac)

#3615.  David Gentile (Once In A While --- Neil Diamond)

#3616.  Susan Dell (What The Hell --- Elvin Bishop & Charlie Musselwhite)

#3617.  Jeff Epstein Files Hooray (A Thousand Miles Away --- New Edition)

#3618.  Catahoula Crunch (Two Minutes Til Lunch --- Wall Of Voodoo)

#3619.  Larry Summers (Seven Summers --- Saint Etienne)

#3620.  Biden His Fake Autopen (Into The Great Wide Open --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3621.  Tim Burchett (Space Cadet --- KC & The Sunshine Band)

#3622.  Epstein Files (Hundred Miles  --- Yall featuring Gabriela Richardson)

#3623.  Larry Summers (Seven Wonders --- Nickel Creek)

#3624.  MAGA Stain (Maggot Brain --- George Clinton & Parliament-Funkadelic)

#3625.  Epstein Hoax (The Red Strokes --- Garth Brooks)

#3626.  Howard Lutnick (Stoned Soul Picnic --- The Fifth Dimension)

#3627.  Fucked Forty-Five (Love Is Alive --- Gary Wright)

#3628.  Affordability (Responsibility --- MxPx)

#3629.  (Mar) A-Lago (Ohio --- Neil Young)

#3630.  Blue Slips (Red Lips --- GTA w/ Sam Bruno)

#3631.  Blue Slips (Blue Lips --- Her's)

#3632.  Disarm Hamas (Disarm Yourself --- Dash Berlin)

#3633.  Alcatraz (Alcatraz --- Redbone)

#3634.  Pardon For Tina Peters (Island Of The Flesh Eaters --- Tribulation)

#3635.  Golden Piss (Iron Fist --- Motorhead)

#3636.  Trump's Fucked Up (Pump It Up --- Gary Numan)

#3637.  Army Navy (In The Navy --- The Village People)

#3638.  TDS (Acquiesce --- k.d. lang)

#3639.  TDS (What A Mess --- SR-71)

#3640.  Tina Peters (The Dirt Eaters --- The Breeders)

#3641.  Bettina (Corrina --- Grateful Dead)

#3642.  Stephen Friend (In The End --- Backstreet Boys)

#3643.  Warrior Dividend (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend --- Nikki Flores)

#3644.  Fuck Chris Gober (Wake Up Sober --- Justin Stone)

#3645.  Why Paul LePage (I Miss The Rage --- Mario Judah)

#3646.  Pauk Lepage (Out Of Rage --- Turnstile)

#3647.  Fuck Chris Gober (stone cold sober --- Mitch James)

#3648.  Gober (Sober --- Little Big Town)

#3649.  LePage (The Rage --- Judas Priest)

#3650.  Affordability (Impossibility --- Remy Zero)

#3651.  America Fest (Cardiac Arrest --- Bad Suns)

#3652.  Mike Lawler (Blue Collar --- Bachman Turner Overdrive)

#3653.  Blakeman Screws (Brakeman's Blues --- Jimmie Rodgers)

#3654.  Ghislaine Maxwell (Liberty Bell --- The Gathering)

#3655.  Kill Steve Witkoff (Killed And Kicked Off --- Sonic Youth)

#3656.  Vance (Dance --- Jesus Culture)

#3657.  Vice President Vance (Could I Have This Dance --- Anne Murray)

#3658.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Savatage)

#3659.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Peter Bradley Adams)

#3660.  JD Vance (Life's A Dance --- John Michael Montgomery)

#3661.  Jared Kushner's A Jew (Happy Birthday To You --- Mildred & Patty Hill)

#3662.  Maxwell (Farewell --- Europe)

#3663.  Witkoff (Kick-off --- Relient K)

#3664.  Shirley (Shirley --- Shakin' Stevens)

#3665.  Vance Is A Joke (Dance In The Smoke --- Argent)

#3666.  Vance (Dance --- Planetshakers)

#3667.  Epstein Files (All Life's Trials --- Alvin Lee & Company)

#3668.  Tina Peters (Bottom Feeders --- For The Fallen Dreams)

#3669.  asmongold (Heart Of Gold --- Neil Young)

#3670.  Aimee Bock (Tomahawk --- Palace)

#3671.  Jeffrey Epstein Files (Live At The Witch Trials --- The Fall)

#3672.  Aimee Bock (Aftershock --- Billy Idol)

#3673.  Maxwell (Farewell --- Guster)

#3674.  Nick Shirley (Point Shirley --- Rhett Miller)

#3675.  America First (California Cursed --- DRAIN)

#3676.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Clergy)

#3677.  Aimee Bock (Aftershock --- Anthrax)

#3678.  Sara Carter (Firestarter --- The Prodigy)

#3679.  Carter (Martyr --- Fear Factory)

#3680.  Jonathan Ross (Upon The Cross --- King Diamond)

#3681.  Ross (Cross --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3682.  It's Jonathan Ross (The Old Rugged Cross --- Alan Jackson)

#3683.  Mar-a-Lago (Santiago --- Richy Mitch & The Coal Miners)

#3684.  Degenfelder (Helter Skelter --- Paul McCartney)

#3685.  Emmer (Enter --- After Forever)

#3686.  Emmer (Enter --- Within Temptation)

#3687.  Kristi's ICE (The Thin Ice --- Pink Floyd)

#3688.  Greenland (Dreamland --- Mary Chapin Carpenter)

#3689.  Board Of Peace (Masterpiece --- Basshunter)

#3690.  Board Of Peace (Masterpiece --- Ben Harper)

#3691.  Mister Tariff (Mr. Scary --- Dokken)

#3692.  Donald J. Trump's Board Of Peace (When I Paint My Masterpiece --- Grateful Dead)

#3693.  Fuck Julia Letlow (The JFK Shitshow --- Gin Blossoms)

#3694.  Letlow (Shitshow --- Sarah Jaffe)

#3695.  Donald's Greenland (Uncle John's Band --- Grateful Dead)

#3696.  Donald Wants Greenland (Playin' In The Band --- Grateful Dead)

#3697.  Kristi Noem (Room To Roam --- The Waterboys)

#3698.  Kristi Noem (When In Rome --- Psychedelic Porn Crumpets)

#3699.  Nehls (Bells --- Billy Preston)

#3700.  Trump Should Back Down (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3701.  Freezing Rain (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#3702.  Greenland (Dreamland --- Dreamtale)

#3703.  Drake Maye Must Die: Big Mac Attack --- (Hey Hey, My My: Into The Black --- Neil Young)

#3704.  Greg Bovino (Love Casino --- Lenny Kravitz)

#3705.  Nehls (Bells --- The Naked And Famous)

#3706.  Homan (Omens --- King Diamond)

#3707.  Melania (More Mania --- Dirty Projectors)

#3708.  Homan (Omen --- Oliver Riot)

#3709.  Homan (Omen --- Crossfaith)

#3710.  Tracey Powell (Dr. Owl --- Red Fang)

#3711.  Tracey Powell (Baby Owl --- Parry Gripp)

#3712.  Bruised Hands (Badlands --- Bulletboys)

#3713.  Alex J. Pretti (People Get Ready --- Jeff Beck)

#3714.  Stacy L.  Garrity (Moments Of Clarity --- Narrow Head)

#3715.  Stacy Garrity (Abrupt Clarity --- Dillon)

#3716.  Warsh (Wash --- Pearl Jam)

#3717.  I.D. John Wahl (Obery The Call --- Megadeth)

#3718.  Catch Of The Day (Catch Of The Day --- The Hooters)

#3719.  Mitchell (Vigil --- Ulver)

#3720.  Todd Wallace Blanche (Atomic Ranch --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3721.  Todd Wallace Blanche (Saltwater Ranch --- Brian Kelley)

#3722.  Wambsganss Shitter (Long John Silver --- Richard Thompson)

#3723.  Ivanka (Godzilla --- Feeder)

#3724.  Melania Is Not A Jew (This Maniac's In Love With You --- Alice Cooper)

#3725.  Tuberville (You're My Thrill --- Billie Holiday)

#3726.  The Epstein Files (The Lady Smiles --- Matt Monro)

#3727.  Ronald Lauder (Cannon Fodder --- Laura Veirs)

#3728.  Rabbit Bowl (Rabbit Hole ---The Bunny The Bear)

#3729.  Denmark (Birthmark --- Deftones)

#3730.  Leonard Leo (Pussy Willow --- Jethro Tull)

#3731.  Gabbard's Ass (Shattered Glass --- Laura Branigan)

#3732. Trump Bullet Pen (Time And Again --- Warhaus)

#3733.  Oberacker (Firecracker -- Nada Surf)

#3734.  Gabbard (Shattered --- Linda Ronstadt)

#3735.  Donald's Super Bowl (Filthy Rabbit Hole --- The Garden)

#3736.  Twilight Omens (Thomas Homan --- Franz Ferdinand)

#3737.  Ivanka (Godzilla --- Blue Oyster Cult)

#3738.  Fuck TrumpRx (I Want Your Sex --- George Michael)

#3739.  Kristi Noem (When In Rome --- Mudhoney)

#3740.  Todd Wallace Blanche (Cadillac Ranch --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3741.  Stacy Garrity (Left Hand Charity --- 36 Crazyfists)

#3742.  ICE (Ice --- The Microphones)

#3743.  ICE Out (Lights Out --- Nat King Cole)

#3744.  ICE Out (Lights Out --- Hippie Sabotage)

#3745.  ICE Out (Blackout --- Scorpions)

#3746.  Aaron Bean (Glycerine --- Bush)

#3747.  ICE Out (Wipeout --- The Surfaris)

#3748.  ICE Out Blues (Bailout Blues --- Krokus)

#3749.  Ivanka (Tequila --- The Champs)

#3750.  Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Vein.fm)

#3751.  Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Said The Sky)

#3752.  Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Sponge)

#3753.  Kara M. Westercamp (Tommy's Holiday Camp --- The Who)

#3754.  Noem (Home --- Nine Inch Nails)

#3755.  Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Michael W. Smith)

#3756.  Howard Lutnick (Flies On My Dick --- Ween)

#3757.  Lutnick (Broke Dick --- Sick Of It All)

#3758.  Howard Lutnick (This Is A Trick --- Deftones)

#3759.  Howard Lutnick (She Broke My Dick --- All)

#3760.  Donald J. Trump's State Of The Union (Hero Of The Soviet Union --- The Dillinger Escape Plan)

#3761.  Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Dusty Springfield)

#3762.  Prince Andrew (Love Me Do --- The Beatles)

#3763.  Kuhlman (Woman --- John Lennon)

#3764.  Prince Andrew (Peek-A-Boo --- DEVO)

#3765.  Lex Wexner (Ancestor --- Wolfheart)

#3766.  Owens (Oceans --- Deerhunter)

#3767.  Owens (Oceans --- Pearl Jam)

#3768.  Clay Fuller (Brown Sugar --- Rolling Stones)

#3769.  ICE Detention (Third Dimension --- Buzzcocks)

#3770.  Scheppelman (Medicine --- The Prodigy)

#3771.  Scheppelman (Medicine --- The 1975)

#3772.  The Enforcer (The Enforcer --- Monster Truck)

#3773.  Maltz Isn't BeBest (Waltz Across Texas --- Willie Nelson)

#3774.  Cannibal (Cannibal --- Mental As Anything)

#3775.  Casey Means (lima beans --- bill wurtz)

#3776.  Hope Scheppelman (Bad Medicine --- Whiskey Myers)

#3777.  K$H Patel (Infidel --- The Bouncing Souls)

#3778.  K$H Patel (Morning Bell --- Radiohead)

#3779.  Casey Means (Kings And Queens --- 30 Seconds To Mars)

#3780.  Epic Fury (Judge & Jury --- Spinal Tap)

#3781.  Whore Kristi Lynn Noem (George Isn't At Home --- Seinfeld)

#3782.  Means (Queens --- Caravan Palace)

#3783.  Lake Tahoe Vacation (Second That Emotion --- Jerry Garcia Band)

#3784.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Low)

#3785.  Secretary Hegseth (You And Your Crystal Meth --- Drive-By Truckers)

#3786.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Hatebreed)

#3787.  Steve Toth (Beach Goth --- Wavves)

#3788.  Steve Tisch (Starfish --- Bikini Kill)

#3789.  Pete Hegseth (One Last Breath --- Creed)

#3790.  Kristi Noem (Stay At Home --- Sleep On It)

#3791.  Tisch Fuck (Fishfuck --- GWAR)

#3792.  Shithead Mullin (English Muffin --- Parry Gripp)

#3793.  Crappy Mullin (Happy Muffin --- Parry Gripp)

#3794.  Notre Dame's Lou Holtz (Let Me See The Colts --- Smog)

#3795.  Allah Akbar Hooray (God Bless The U.S.A. --- Lee Greenwood)

#3796.  Michael Fanone (Bad To The Bone ---- George Thorogood & The Destroyers)

#3797.  Markwayne (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#3798.  Markwayne (Migraine --- The Coral)

#3799.  Hope Scheppelman (Bad Medicine --- FLORE)

#3800.  Markwayne (Migraine --- Megan McCauley)

#3801.  Thune (Moon --- Thaiboy Digital)

#3802.  Thune (Moon --- Turnstile)

#3803.  Kevin Hern (Crash & Burn --- Jesse McCartney)

#3804.  Stephen Miller (New Age Thriller --- U.S. Girls)

#3805.  Michael Guest (House Arrest --- Cruel Hand)

#3806.  Thermo Fisher (Three King Fishers --- Monster Magnet)

#3807.  Thermo Fisher (Sara Fisher --- No Use For A Name)

#3808.  FBI's K$H Patel (Beloved Infidel --- Todd Rundgren)

#3809.  Michael Guest (House Arrest --- Jimmy Eat World)

#3810.  K$H Patel (Infidel --- Ambush)

#3811.  Iran: Is Here To Stay (I Ran: So Far Away --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3812.  Iran Is Gay (I Ran Away --- The Buttertones)

#3813.  Iran Loves Kristi Noem (I Ran All The Way Home --- Dean Martin)

#3814.  Miller (Thriller --- Michael Jackson)

#3815.  Jeanine Pirro (Superhero --- ChewieCatt)

#3816.  Jeanine Pirro (Superhero --- Cocoon)

#3817.  Joe Kent (Cement --- Killstation) 

#3818.  Joe Clay Kent (President --- IAMX)

#3819.  Neal Dunn (Big Gun --- AC/DC)

#3820.  Pirro's A Basket Case (Zero From Outer Space --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3821.  Donald Trump Is Gay Butt He's Here To Stay (See The USA In Your Chevrolet --- Brooke Lee)

#3822.  Pirro's A Cunt (Zero To None --- Kreator)

#3823.  Straits Of Hormuz (Rhythm And Blues --- Marc Almond)

#3824.  Iran (I Ran --- Chris Montez)

#3825.  Straits Of Hormuz (Rhythm And Blues --- Laura Nyro)

#3826.  I Scream (ICE Cream --- Sarah McLachlin)

#3827.  Tina Marie Peters (The Grasshopper Eaters --- Guided By Voices)

#3828.  Air Canada (O Canda --- Jeff Jimerson)

#3829.  Homan Lies (Roman Sky --- Avenged Sevenfold)

#3830.  No Kings (Smoke Rings --- k.d. lang)

#3831.  Maples (Staples --- Relient K)

#3832.  Berger's Big Lies (Burgers And Fries --- Charley Pride)

#3833.  Maples (Staples --- Buffalo Tom)

#3834.  No Kings (No Strings --- Paula Pell)

#3835.  No Kings (Peach Rings --- Pity Party: Girls Club)

#3836.  Trump's Gay At No Kings (The Way That He Sings --- My Morning Jacket)

#3837.  Fuckin' TACO (Surfin' Taco --- Parry Gripp)

#3838.  Lyons (Lions --- Adema)

#3839.  Todd Lyons (Blood Lions --- Sodom

#3840.  Lyons (Lions --- Ian Brown)

#3841.  Epic Fury (Don't You Worry --- Lucy Rose)

#3842.  Busty Bimbo (Twist And Limbo --- The Impressions)

#3843.  Donald Trump Is Gay (One Donut A Day --- Parry Gripp)

#3844.  Paula White (Candlelight --- Thundercat)

#3845.  Lyons (Lions --- William Fitzsimmons)

#3846.  Busty Bimbo (Bamboo Bimbo --- DEVO)

#3847.  Ivanka Is A Jew (Electric Avenue --- Eddy Grant)

#3848.  Paula White (Candlelight --- The Five Satins)

#3849.  Sheridan Gorman (The Book Of Mormon --- Joseph Smith)

#3850.  Kharg Island Whores (Long Island Shores --- Mindy Smith)

#3851.  Maria Lazar (Electric Guitar --- Chris Brown)

#3852.  Brian Schmutzler (Anton Kreitzer --- Cheers)

#3853.  Pete Hegseth (Until Death --- Breaking The Silence)

#3854.  Maria Lazar (Acoustic Guitar --- The Magnetic Fields)

#3855.  Judge Ben Flowers (The Small Hours --- Metallica)

#3856.  Douglas Burgum (Under My Thumb --- Rolling Stones)

#3857.  I Fucked Doug Burgum (I Suck On My Thumb --- GWAR)

#3858.  Schwartz (Warts --- Hinds)

#3859.  Schwartz! (Sports! --- Confetti)

#3860.  Magic Paint (Ain't No Saint --- John Martyn)

#3861.  Hungary's Orban (Kentucky Bourbon --- Murder By Death)

#3862.  Magic Paint (Peking Saint --- Cat Power)

#3863.  Garten's A Cunt (Garden Of Love --- Gillian Welch)

#3864.  Harding Shits In Port-A-Jon (Farting With A Walkman On --- Bloodhound Gang)

#3865.  Houston Gaines (Desert Plains --- Judas Priest)

#3866.  Eric Conroy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3867.  John Braun (Walk On --- Neil Young)

#3868.  Joe Hathaway (Help On The Way --- Grateful Dead)

#3869.  Tulsi Gabbard (In A Graveyard --- Rufus Wainwright)

#3870.  Pope Leo (Puppet Show --- Avatar)

#3871.  Epstein (Machines --- Crossbreed)

#3872.  K$H (Crash --- Anthrax)

#3873.  RFK Jr. (Starting A Rumor --- Delbert McClinton)

#3874.  K$H (Cash --- Sugar Ray)

#3875.  Jesse Watters (Open Waters --- Digitalism)

#3876.  Chris A. Wright (Ain't No Right --- Jane's Addiction)

#3877.  Rick Scott (Great Scott --- Michael Scott from The Office)

#3878.  Social Circle (Vicious Circle --- Lou Reed)

#3879.  Pope Leo (Puppet Show --- No Use For A Name)

#3880.  Greg Abbott (Jack Rabbit --- Elton John)

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