FBI Director Catsup Pramod Vinod Patel...
is threatening to sue The Atlantic over a recent article.
Journalist Sarah Fitzpatrick claims that FBI Director Kash Patel has displayed erratic behavior, excessive drinking and unexplained absences from critical meetings. Hint: K$H Money was either passed out drunk or violently puking in a golden toilet.
Anyhoo, it's all causing alarm among colleagues and prompting serious concerns from the White House. Patel, of course, has vehemently denied the claims.
So let's give our esteemed Director an Orange Prolapse Trophy.
| IParkit on 4th Ave. Some human beings prefer the sanctity and reverence of a dahntahn parking garage. |
In other shitty news, the NFL Draft will soon be upon us.
| Rachel Carson St. Bridge. |
Roger Goodell should step up with a mobile pressure washer.
Hey Commish, yinz needs to hose that SH$T!
K$H
sonofsaf
Flags unfurled
Fuck Trump, the infidel
Flags unfurled
Golden toilet smell
When The Donald and Stormy say amen
It’s The Donald we’re gonna defend
Crash
Anthrax
Hello world
The one, I knew you well
Hello world
Always hard to tell
When you're gonna take me there again
Yeah, you're gonna watch until the end
From 1984 to the present, Anthrax has poisoned the Burgh an impressive 17 times.
Anthrax:
7-26-87, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Thornville, OH (opened for Motley Crue & Whitesnake)
4-24-89, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH (Headbanger's Ball --- Helloween and Exodus opened)
11-17-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA (Death Angel & Testament opened)
9-15-16, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA (sandwiched between Death Angel & Slayer)
