The Orange Prolapse is now reciting passages from his very own $99.00 Donald Trump/Lee Greenwood bible. Obviously in response to his ongoing feud with Pope Leo. It's a spiritual demonstration that The Donald is capable of being just as holy and pious as his papal counterpart.
In a nutshell, Trump's clamoring to reclaim and restore America's Christian heritage.
| Feel free to print out and distribute at any Picksburgh area bible study. |
So let's give him a patriotic Golden Toilet Award.
Well deserved.
In the meantime, the NFL Draft officially starts today. Jag-offs are celebrating its kick-off.
Prediction: Trump orders an emergency evacuation of the Draft via his Truth Social account.
When asked to explain why he felt the unprecedented decision was necessary, Trump explains how the city's refusal to cooperate with ICE during the Draft made Pittsburgh significantly "less safe." And he had to take immediate action to fix the problem. You know, so that innocent fans weren't robbed and stabbed, raped and murdered.
Regrettably, the ill-timed post results in a viral explosion of mass confusion... and a real-time panic leading to multiple artificially generated stampedes originating mostly in Point State Park and on the Roberto Clemente Bridge. Roughly 1,000 injured. And the crush asphyxiation, trampling, and drowning deaths of 47. Ironic, doncha think?
Trump eventually deletes the post and claims his account was hacked by the radical Democrats.
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
Pope Leo
sonofsaf
Trumpin’, dumpin’, mentally unfit
Melania First Lady wife is a piece of shit
Let’s stop the steal
For goodness sake
Iran wants to play… with baking yellow cake
The insurrection no one gives two shits
‘Cause Stormy has the biggest silicon tits
A love for creamy pies, so wash up and defile,
That Stormy has tits to motorboat and ride
Donald hates Pope Leo
MAGA flags unfurled and Christian worshiping
Fake news will abound, scary wig of Donald’s hair
The Proud Boys and Proud Girls all the love the boyking.*
Puppet Show
No Use For A Name
Looking, laughing, talking all your shit
Wondering if you live your life just so you can fit
Could it be real
Or you're a fake
Nobody's that way ... Give me a fucking break
No recognition is what we should give
To people like this that tell me how to live
The ones who criticize, they gossip and they smile,
The people that live the way that they decide
This is not a puppet show
No one in the world is hanging on a string
Take a look around, there are people everywhere
They might be doing circles but it's their own thing.
From 1998 to 2002, No Use For A Name used the Burgh a grand total of 5 times. Never heard of 'em.
