Maria Lazar, the conservative Supreme Court candidate in swing-state Wisconsin... received an utter shellacking in her race against the more liberal Chris Taylor.
Regardless, let's give Lazar a prestigious Golden Toilet Award and a highly coveted Orange Prolapse Trophy.
Hear hear!Well deserved!
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If I was a public safety official in the city of Pittsburgh, I'd be very concerned about the number of unusual "choke points" throughout the North Shore area. Particularly regarding the Roberto Clemente Bridge and Andy Warhol Bridge. In the past, we've encountered significant problems with just 20,000 during Picklesburgh. They're expecting a potential crowd of 750,000. Bridge stampedes generally aren't good for business. Less trampling, more asphyxia.
I'm also concerned about the confluence of the three rivers in Point State Park. It's an unusually bad a idea to surround a congested crowd of a half million with bodies of flowing water. Just one unexpected variable... a lone gun shot, lighting strike, random fight, or convincing phony evacuation order that goes viral, and suddenly there's a strong possibility that hundreds of human beings will find themselves forcibly ejected into the river.
Then again, it could be the closest many yinzer, junkie fucks get to taking a bath. (mark 3:22)
Not to worry, I'm sure the NFL has everything under control.
Maria Lazar
sonofsaf
Maria Lazar, is a Wisconsin retard
With her MAGA flags always unfurled
Maria Lazar, Big Macs are full of lard
Trump’s the king of the world
That Forty-seven’s so fuckin’ dumb
His asshole stinks, baby, it’s Orange Prolapse scum
The Donald’s taint and tiny mushroom cum
Dirty joke; Governor Gavin Newscum
Maria Lazar, a judicial ‘tard
Judge Jeanine Pirro’s her damn homegirl
D.C.’s so bizarre with its superstar
Trump’s the king of the world
His MAGA red caps are worn by cunts
News is faker when you include witch-hunts
The Iran plan is a zero sum
Game in which Congress won’t vote, whether it’s dusk or dawn
Maria Lazar, when you play your trump card
George Costanza’s counter-clockwise swirl*
Is a call for war, more suffering and sorrow
Trump’s the king of the world
Donald Trump’s the king of the world
Acoustic Guitar
The Magnetic Fields
Acoustic guitar, I'm gonna make you a star
Get your picture all over the world
Acoustic guitar, you can have your own car
Just bring me back my girl
She always loved the sound of your strum
You made her think, maybe, I wasn't so dumb
She tends to faint at the sound of a drum
'Cause she's folk; so play and maybe she'll come
Acoustic guitar, how lovely you are
With your inlays of mother of pearl
Be a good guitar and you could go far
Just bring me back my girl
She always said that you were the one
That could make her move her cute little bum
You understand where she's coming from
Which I obviously don't, or she wouldn't be gone
Acoustic guitar, if you think I play hard
Well, you could have belonged to Steve Earle
Or Charo or GWAR, I could sell you tomorrow
So bring me back my girl
You'd better bring me back my girl
From 2001 to the present, The Magnetic Fields have lured and attracted the Burgh a grand total of 8 times. Never heard of 'em.

