Byron Noem, the titillating husband of Kristi Noem,
Golden Toilet Award. Huzzah!
And let's give his soon-to-be ex-wife Kristi an Orange Prolapse Trophy...Because an Orange Prolapse... is always best served on the rocks.
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Busty Bimbo
sonofsaf
Hell of yinz ass to sniff
Golden toilet’s a scam
MAGA’s a bitch
Stormy’s wetter D-g damn
Donald Trump isn’t white
Wham bam thank you ma’am
Byron’s a
Busty bimbo, busty bimbo
A crooked job to blow
Byron’s a
Busty bimbo, busty bimbo
Noem’s full of shit, and it really shows
Hell McDonald’s ain’t a sin
Pie of cream
Mother fuckin’ Saffy is not
as bad as he’d seem
Forty-seven ain’t white
His Lake Tahoe BeBest dream
Byron’s a
Busty bimbo, busty bimbo
He’s full of shit the excrement grows
Noem is a
Busty bimbo, busty bimbo
Isn’t funny when his shit really shows
Noem’s a
Busty bimbo, busty bimbo
A crooked job to blow
Noem’s a
Busty bimbo, busty bimbo
Insurrection gold port-a-jon
Byron’s a
Busty bimbo, busty bimbo
That gay tiny mushroom to blow
Uh ‘Merica is great
Helluva yinz ass to sniff
Golden toilet’s a scam
MAGA’s a bitch
Stormy’s wetter D-g damn
Donald Trump isn’t white
Wham bam fuckin’ thank you ma’am
Byron’s a
Busty bimbo, busty bimbo
Bamboo Bimbo
DEVO
Well he caught his first whiff
In the jungles of ‘Nam
That slant-eyed catfish
Tasted better than mom
Now every single night
She drops her big bomb
'Cause he's a
Bamboo bimbo, bamboo bimbo
Those hook marks really show
'Cause he's a
Bamboo bimbo, bamboo bimbo
He went for it, now everyone knows
Well he made his first catch in
Field And Stream
That salt water taffy was a
Fisherman’s wet dream
Now every single night
He's still getting that big ream
'Cause he's a
Bamboo bimbo, bamboo bimbo
He fell for it and everyone knows
And he's a
Bamboo bimbo, bamboo bimbo
Just a monkey with a ring in his nose
He's a
Bamboo bimbo, bamboo bimbo
Those hook marks really show
He's a
Bamboo bimbo, bamboo bimbo
It just goes on and on and on
'Cause he's a
Bamboo bimbo, bamboo bimbo
Can't say I never told you so
Ah, let me reiterate
He caught his first whiff
In the jungles of ‘Nam
That slant-eyed catfish
Tasted better than mom
Now every single night
She jus' drops him that big bomb
'Cause he's a
Bamboo bimbo, bamboo bimbo
From 1981 to 2011, DEVO played the Burgh a grand total of 4 times. DEVO returns to the area this summer. Akron, Ohio on June 3. Tempting.
DEVO:
7-19-97, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)
8-4-10, Celeste Center, Ohio State Fair, Columbus, OH
6-17-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
