The Orange Prolapse recently nominated another one of his personal attorneys for the judiciary.
It is my Honor to nominate Matthew Schwartz to serve as Judge on the United States Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit in New York. Matt graduated with Honors from Princeton University and Columbia Law School, later clerking for Justice Samuel Alito on both the Supreme Court and Third Circuit Court of Appeals. A Partner at Sullivan and Cromwell, Matt has fought fiercely against Lawfare and Government Overreach, representing clients at all levels of Federal and State Judiciaries. Recognized as one of the Sharpest Lawyers in America, Matt will do an incredible job serving the people of New York in this new position. Congratulations Matt!
Schwartzy is still working on the hush money case involving the $130,000K non-disclosure payment to porn star Stormy Daniels. You'd think, at a bare minimum, there would be a conflict of interest. Butt not in MAGA world. Instead, it's where you make your bones. Albeit tiny mushroom bones.
Rumor has it that Trump wanted Schwartz to refer to her as "Horseface" in all legal briefings. He privately declined the suggestion. But Schwartz is still the best option for getting the case tossed. Salad tossed as well.
And the highly coveted Orange Prolapse trophy... goes to Matthew Schwartz.
| Behold: The Dump of the Day. A log of immense girth, strength and defiance. |
Warts and all.
Schwartz
sonofsaf
Shit’s retarded ain’t no g-thang
Shit’s retarded fuckin’ woke
He’s defending all that’s shitty
Gold toilet crapping cums to town
He’s fat and lazy
Always reviled
Golden toilet’s very stinky
Judge Matthew fuckin’ Schwartz
Donald Trump will defile
Donald Trump spreads big lies
Donald Trump will defile
Donald Trump spreads big lies
He’s bad in the sack and fragile
He’s Barron’s ugly dad
He’ll defend Jeff Epstein bullshit
As a liar and asshat
Kosher pig fat to render
Tiny mushroom is unkind
Shits on a golden throne
Fuck you smear the queer, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA trash
Donald Trump will defile
Donald Trump spreads big lies
Donald Trump will defile
Donald Trump spreads big lies
MAGA, MAGA, MAGA trash
MAGA, MAGA, MAGA trash
MAGA, MAGA, MAGA trash
MAGA, MAGA, MAGA trash
MAGA, MAGA, MAGA trash
MAGA, MAGA, MAGA trash
Warts
Hinds
It just started like a friend thing
It just started with a joke
She's pretending to be witty
But you are laughing with a frown
She acts too crazy
Absurdly wild
Always ready for a winky
She always burns her warts
Don't let her waste your smile
Don't let her curse your eyes
Don't let her waste your smile
Don't let her curse your eyes
She's becoming black and agile
She's gonna bit you bad
You pretend you are resistant
But she's wiser than a cat
And you innocent tender
But she's not a lover mind
She has more names to moan
But you only hear, ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba-ba
Don't let her waste your smile
Don't let her curse your eyes
Don't let her waste your smile
Don't let her curse your eyes
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba-ba
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba-ba
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba-ba
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba-ba
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba-ba
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba-ba
This little ditty has "baked potato appeal."
Hinds has never been to the Burgh. Never heard of 'em.
