The Orange Prolapse recently endorsed Benjamin Flowers for a Court of Appeals position in Oh-High-Oh.
I am pleased to nominate Benjamin "Golden Showers" Flowers to serve as Judge on the United States Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit in Ohio. Ben is a Highly Respected attorney who served as the Solicitor General of Ohio, where he represented the State before the Ohio Supreme Court, Sixth Circuit, and U.S. Supreme Court. Ben successfully challenged dangerous and unlawful Policies of the Biden Administration. Ben graduated Summa Cum Laude from The Ohio State University, with High Honors from the University of Chicago Law School, and clerked for both Justice Antonin Scalia and Judge Sandra Ikuta. I am confident that Ben will fight for the Great People of Ohio, and strongly uphold the Rule of Law in his new role. Congratulations Ben!
Let's give Flowers a Patriotic Golden Toilet Floral Air Freshener Award.
| Spotted outside the City-County Building on Grant Street. Oy vey! And WTF! |
In other news, the NFL Draft is nearly upon us...
Dear D-g! Er uh, more likely... Dear M-n!
I asked a dahntahn Jehovah's Witness about their plans for the draft. She replied, and I quote... "Oh, it's gonna be all hands on deck... for the lord!"
Judge Ben Flowers
sonofsaf
Crooked and so heartless, Trump’s enemy.
Muslims to blame for Trump’s dumb hair
Lake Tahoe (was) stormy, one bed to share.
Shit went downhill from here to there.
‘Cause Ivanka’s a Jew it’s true, oy vey hip hip hooray,
Vaginal anti-fungal butt that cunt’s here to stay.
A mushroom’s for blowing, that Orange Prolapse.
Stormy’s a bitch, horseface, and ass
His cancerous humor, for you and me.
Tiny mushroom’s blown yinz guarantee.
‘Cause Ivanka’s a Jew it’s true, oy vey hip hip hooray,
Vaginal anti-fungal butt that cunt’s here to stay
Silicon’s implanted, but do not stare
Less revenue and more despair
Truth Social confusion, lies ain’t a crime
Warm urine fountain shower time
‘Cause Ivanka’s a Jew it’s true, oy vey hip hip hooray,
Vaginal anti-fungal butt that cunt’s here to stay
The Small Hours
Metallica
Look out at the darkness, and you will see.
Just call my name and I'll be there.
You cannot touch me, you would not dare.
I am the chill that's in the air.
And I try to get through to you, in my own special way,
As the barriers crumble at the end of the day.
Dark rivers are flowing back into the past.
You are the fish for which I cast.
And what of the future, what is to be.
As the rivers flow into the sea.
And I try to get through to you, in my own special way,
As the barriers crumble at the end of the day.
Do not take for granted, powers out there.
Don't step into the demon's lair.
Time is an illusion, rising from time.
Steep is the mountain which we climb.
And I try to get through to you, in my own special way,
As the barriers crumble at the end of the day.
No parody lyrical transcription pic. Just scribbled it out early this morning.
Didn't make it into the last big Metallica show in the Burgh.
Instead, we caught it on the river. (mark 6:23)
Back in high school and college, I used to live, eat, and breathe Metallica. Nowadays, I rarely listen to them. Most of their newer material seems painfully uninteresting.
From 1988 to the present, Metallica has harvested the sorrow of the Burgh a grand total of 11 times.
Metallica:
6-15-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
6-22-88, Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH
11-18-88, Cincinnati Gardens, Cincinnati, OH
4-16-89, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH
7-26-92, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
3-26-97, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-18-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA