President Trump recently learned that the U.S. Mormon population is roughly 7 million individuals. WOW! And the vast majority are relatively susceptible to mass brainwashing. GREAT!
Now that's a lot of votes! Not to mention teen molestation victims.
Unlike their soliciting Jehovah's Witness counterparts, The Church of Jesus Christ of Scattered-Gay Taints actually encourages their congregants to participate in the political process. Good for them.
Anyhoo, the Orange Prolapse had incredible success selling $99 holy bibles. So now Trump wants to branch out and start selling other religious texts. He's just needs a hook.
Enter the legacy of the late Sheridan Gorman.
Gorman was an 18 year-old student at Loyola University who was recently shot and killed by a Venezuelan migrant. "Casey Gorman" is a dome hockey term (chapter 3)! But that's generally irrelevant.
Trump wishes to capitalize on Gorman's brutal murder by appealing to the MAGA base. But this time in a financial, poli-religious context.
The Donald wants to sell copies of The Book Of Mormon!
Trump wants to memorialize this marketing endeavor by changing the name of "The Book Of Mormon" to "Sheridan Gorman."
You gotta be keedin?!?
A very unusual marketing strategy indeed. Let's give the Orange Prolapse a Golden Toilet Award.
We'll have to wait and see how it goes.
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