#3990. Steiner

Postmaster General David Steiner testified before Congress that the U.S. Postal Service will not deliver mail-in ballots in states that refuse to provide a detailed list of voter information to the Orange Prolapse's administration.

Say what ?!?

In other news, about 22,000 used seats from Acrisure Stadium are up for sale!

Yinz can purchase one for $399.00.  Butt if you buy a pair of Acrid Turd seats, it'll cost yinz just $599.  That's nearly two for the price of one! 

Stop the steal!  Er uh, what a deal!  I'm.... Clark Howard.

Steiner
sonofsaf

Jew insurrection
Fake Kushner
Postmaster David Steiner blows

Tahoe vacation
Stormy whore
Her pornography’s a shitshow

Jared’s confession
Interfaith
State of Israel cash advance

Honorable mention
Sixty-nine
Big Mac pink slime song and dance

Jew insurrection
Fake Kushner
Postmaster David Steiner blows

 

Miner
Kara’s Flowerrs

Choose my direction
Make me stir
Which way do other miners go?

That's your injection
Strip my fur
Will someone teach me why it's so?

Where is my lesson?
Give me faith
Where will I really have a chance?

You'll choose the tension
Yet, it's mine
Give me the time to form a stance

Choose my direction
Make me stir
Which way do other miners go?

In 1997, Kara's Flowers smelled the Burgh at Club Laga.

The band would later "transition" into Maroon 5.  From 2003 to the present, M-5 has mach-fived the Burgh a grand total of 12 times.  Never seen 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers) 

Please do not share this material with David Steiner and/or President Donald J. Trump.

 

#3989. Bill Pulte

Bill Pulte, the acting Director of National Intelligence... is a piece of shit.

Curb dump?

For the love of D-g!

 

Bill Pulte
sonofsaf

Meh

J-6 riot for Bill Pulte
Proud Girls will fight as (the) Proud Boys pray
Kushner is the Hebrew
Jewish screw you obey
Haters hatin’ for Bill Pulte
For Bill Pulte

Why’s The Donald born again
Why’s The Donald born again

Cunt has a dumb red tie
His loud Truth Social will back the right
Harmful lies, Trump’s fucking you
Toilet paper prez, prez
Prez for you, for you
And Kushner’s a Jew
Trump’s daughter too
She is a cunt

Why… Why is he Trump dumpin’
Why… Why is he Trump dumpin’

No
There is no oversight 
No…from the far right

Why’s The Donald born again
Why’s The Donald born again

Trump’s bought and sold with fights held in a cage
So bold is his treason and the scores he made
Ivanka’s a god damn Jew
God damn Jews aren’t okay
Haters hatin’
For Bill Pulte 
For Bill Pulte
For Bill Pulte

 

New Year's Day
U2

Yeah

All is quiet on New Year's Day
A world in white gets underway
I want to be with you
Be with you night and day
Nothing changes on New Year's Day
On New Year's Day

I will be with you again
I will be with you again

Under a blood red sky
A crowd has gathered in black and white
Arms entwined, the chosen few
The newspaper says, says
Say it's true, it's true
And we can break through
Though torn in two
We can be one

I...I will begin again
I...I will begin again

Oh
Maybe the time is right
Oh...maybe tonight

I will be with you again
I will be with you again

And so we're told this is the golden age
And gold is the reason for the wars we wage
Though I want to be with you
Be with you night and day
Nothing changes
On New Year's Day
On New Year's Day
On New Year's Day

My 3rd parody of New Year's Day.

#1438.  Crudite

#1487.  Joe O'Dea

#3989.  Bill Pulte 

 

U2 has played the Burgh a grand total of 11 times.

U2:

5-22-97, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

5-6-01, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

7-26-11, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

6-17-17, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

Please do not share this material with Bill Pulte and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3988. Bill Pulte

Bill Pulte, the Orange Prolapse's pick for Acting Director of National Intelligence, is diving headfirst into his new job. 

 

Construction dumpin'... what's your function?  Andy Warhol Bridge.

His major priority, aside from voter suppression, is refiling mortgage fraud allegations against the Federal Reserve's Lisa Cook.

Time and time again, Pulte has demonstrated his desire to "lap the colon" of the Orange Prolapse.  

 

Bill Pulte
sonofsaf

Stormy Daniels porn motorboat big tits
Chest is fakin’
Silicon lies beneath
A Haitian
Deporting every Haitian

Trump dumpin’ Bill Pulte
Shithead believer

Director Bill Pulte
Director Bill Pulte
Director Bill Pulte
Director Bill Pulte

 

Birds Of Prey
Army Of Lovers

Wild stars are born and die unnoticed
I awaken
Reigned by the rooted teeth
A new man
Adopting a new nation

Attention birds of prey
This is your leader

We are the birds of prey
We are the birds of prey
We are the birds of prey
We are the birds of prey

Army of Lovers has never soldiered through the Burgh.  Never heard of 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

Please do not share this material with Bill Pulte and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3987. Bill Pulte

Devout Catholic Bill Pulte is doing a GRATE job...

 

as the Acting Director of National Intelligence.

Deck Dump!

Yinz gotta wonder if the DNI leader has ever been officially briefed on the prospect of artificially generated stampedes.  Hate to be blunt, but I kinda doubt it.

Bill Pulte
sonofsaf

Bill Pulte
Bill Pulte
MAGA cry
MAGA cry
Spreadin’ the big lie
Bill Pulte
Bill Pulte
MAGA cry
MAGA cry
Hole of ass is why
Bill Pulte
Bill Pulte
MAGA cry
MAGA cry
Job to blow gonna try
Bill Pulte
Bill Pulte
MAGA cry
MAGA cry
Orange Prolapse ain’t white

 

Bird Of Prey
The Doors

Bird of Prey
Bird of Prey
Flying high
Flying high
In the summer sky
Bird of Prey
Bird of Prey
Flying high
Flying high
Gently pass on by
Bird of Prey
Bird of Prey
Flying high
Flying high
Am I going to die
Bird of Prey
Bird of Prey
Flying high
Flying high
Take me on your flight 

 

The Doors played the Burgh twice in 1969 and 1970.  Both times at the Civic Arena.  At the time, I was -1 and zero.  Needless to say, to the best of my knowledge, I was not in attendance.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

Please do not share this material with Bill Pulte and/or President Donald J. Trump.