Monday, August 25, 2025

#3417. Jeff Crank

The Orange Prolapse recently endorsed Colorado Congressman Jeff Crank for the state's 5th District.

 


 

 

White Claw.  Brown Dump.

There are no words.


Patriotic dusting.  MAGA!
 

 Thank you for your attention to this matter.

 

 


 

Jeff Crank
sonofsaf

Jeff Crank Jeff Crank
Jeff Crank Jeff Crank, yeah
Jeff Crank Jeff Crank
Jeff Crank Jeff Crank, yeah

Stormy D. and Tahoe thrills
Trump is a slob and so is Jeffrey Crank
A shitty dud who really stinks
Such a shame to be Jeff Crank

Forty-five’s a fucking dud
McDonald’s undigested tiny mushroom stud
Jeff Crank Jeff Crank
Yeah Jeff Crank

Jeff Crank Jeff Crank
Jeff Crank Jeff Crank, yeah
Jeff Crank Jeff Crank
Jeff Crank Jeff Crank, yeah

Donald Trump is a piece of shit
God forsaker’s name is Jeff Crank

Forty-seven whore’s a fucking queer 
When he paid off Stormy
Jeff Crank

Forty-five’s a fucking dud
McDonald’s undigested tiny mushroom stud
Jeff Crank Jeff Crank
Yeah, Jeff Crank 


 

Blood Bank
Macabre

Blood bank blood bank
Blood bank blood bank, yeah
Blood bank blood bank
Blood bank blood bank, yeah

With his combat medic skills
Jeff got a job at the local blood bank
Milwaukee blood and plasma inc
Was the name of the blood bank

Drawing the donated blood
He would soon be arrested for exposing his pud
Blood bank blood bank
Yeah blood bank

Blood bank blood bank
Blood bank blood bank, yeah
Blood bank blood bank
Blood bank blood bank, yeah

Jeff became a phlebotomist
A blood taker at the blood bank

He held this job for about a year
Then was laid off from the
Blood bank

Drawing the donated blood
He would soon be arrested for exposing his pud
Blood bank blood bank
Yeah, blood bank



From 1993 to 2010, Macabre played the Burgh a grand total of 7 times.  Never heard of 'em.


The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre) 


Please do not share this material with Jeff Crank (R-CO) and/or President Donald J. Trump.


Sunday, August 24, 2025

#3416. Bolton Bummer

Trump appears visibly distraught with the existence of John Bolton.

 

 Let's give Johnny Boy Boltano an undisputed Orange Prolapse Award.


Well deserved.






In other news, the Buccos look to sweep the Colorado Rockies this afternoon as the Trump administration seeks to deport Kilmar Abrego Garcia to Uganda.

All of that makes sense.


 

Bolton Bummer
sonofsaf

Donald Trump is gay
It’s a fact well known
Donald Trump is gay
Fuck Kristi Noem
Creep, tiny mushroom, wish he’d die
Because he’s spreading the big lie

Bolton’s blunders classified
Files of hate Trump will despise
Creep, tiny mushroom, wish he’d die
Because he’s spreading the big lie


Donald Trump is gay
Fuck Kristi Noem
Creep, tiny mushroom, wish he’d die
Because he’s spreading the big lie

Bolton’s blunders classified
Files of hate Trump will despise
Creep, tiny mushroom, wish he’d die
Because he’s spreading the big lie

Donald Trump is gay
Fuck Kristi Noem

 

Golden Slumbers
Paul McCartney

Once there was a way
To get back homeward
Once there was a way
To get back home
Sleep, pretty darling, do not cry
And I will sing a lullaby

Golden slumbers fill your eyes
Smiles await you when you rise
Sleep, pretty darling, do not cry
And I will sing a lullaby

Once there was a way
To get back home
Sleep, pretty darling, do not cry
And I will sing a lullaby

Golden slumbers fill your eyes
Smiles await you when you rise
Sleep, pretty darling, do not cry
And I will sing a lullaby

Once there was a way
To get back home 
 

 

 


Since 1990, Paul McCartney has played the Burgh a grand total of 6 times.

The Beatles played the Burgh just once.  Back in '64.

Paul McCartney:

2-12-90, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH

4–29-02, Gund Arena, Cleveland, OH

8-18-10, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

7-7-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA


MACCA returns to the Burgh on November 11, 2025.  PPG Paints!


The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)


Please do not share this material with John Bolton and/or President Donald J. Trump.

 

Saturday, August 23, 2025

#3415. Sarah Qudah

Sara Qudah is the Regional Director for Middle East and North Africa of the Committee to Protect Journalists.  


 

Just me... and my shadow.



A truly pathetic VEEP-Dump.  



We got a Trumper Dumper down.  We got a Trumper Dumper down.

Qudah recently spoke out regarding the Israeli military's targeted assassination of Al-Jazeera reporters in Gaza.

For her journalistic perseverance, I'm presenting her with the highly coveted Orange Prolapse Award.

A monster bus stop Dump spotted just off the Andy Warhol Bridge.
 

In other news, the FBI raided John Bolton's home in Bethesda, MD.  Oddly enough, the Orange Prolapse is claiming he had zero knowledge of the investigation.  Yeah, right!


I have determined that Bolton is guilty of possessing... an obnoxious stache.



 

Sara Qudah
sonofsaf

Donald we defend, ‘cause he wears Depends, hooray
He’s an Orange Prolapse display
Daughter-wife’s a cunt, pisses and shits for fun
Trump fails, more bible sales 

So upon McDonald’s he feeds
John Bolton’s his new enemy
Donald’s a clown, clown, clown, clown Mickey D’s.
But not a Jew, Sarah Qudah.  Yo!

Coup d’etat crime insurrection in D.C.
Everyone’s his enemy
Bud Light ain’t strong Stormy Daniels’ thong
It’s a shame

Let’s stop the steal mushroom tiny dick
Ivanka’s pussy he will lick
Currency earn, earn, earn, earn, crypto is sick
Oooo, Sara Qudah, oh yeah

“Jared’s a Jew” and MAGA’s red
Trump’s a creep probably inbred
 Jew, Ivanka Kushner’s one too

MAGA's right Jeff Epstein sex
Damn Orange Prolapse attack
Laid in Lake Tahoe schools, with ten thousand mules

Stop the steal mushroom tiny dick
Ivanka’s pussy he will lick
Currency earn, earn, earn, earn, crypto is sick
Oooo, Sara Qudah, oh yeah
Yeah
Ohhhhhh yea 

 

Barracuda
Heart

So this ain't the end, I saw you again, today
I had to turn my heart away
Smile like the sun, kisses for everyone
And tales, it never fails

You lying so low in the weeds
I bet you gonna ambush me
You'd have me down, down, down, down on my knees
Now wouldn't you, Barracuda? Oh

Back over time we were all trying for free
You met the porpoise and me
No right, no wrong you're selling a song, a name
Whisper game

And if the real thing don't do the trick
You better make up something quick
You gonna burn, burn, burn, burn, burn to the wick
Oooo, Barracuda, oh yeah

"Sell me, sell you" the porpoise said
Dive down deep to save my head
You, I think you got the blues too

All that night and all the next
Swam without looking back
Made for the western pools, silly, silly fools

If the real thing don't do the trick, no
You better make up something quick
You gonna burn, burn, burn, burn, burn it to the wick
Oooo, Barra-Barracuda
Yeah
Ohhhhhh yea


Challenging parody. 

Heart has left-ventricled the Burgh many times.  Only seen 'em once.

Heart:

7-21-16, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 


The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

 

Please do not share this material with Sarah Qudah and/or President Donald J. Trump.



Friday, August 22, 2025

#3414. Nancy Mace

Congresswoman Nancy Mace (R-SC) a/k/a "Toilet Woman" recently launched her campaign for Governor of the cockblock, er uh, Gamecock state.

Mace doesn't have a whole lotta grace.  But she does have some Stormy D. inspired titties.  Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Federal contractors handle sensitive government systems, but haven’t had any obligation to report cybersecurity vulnerabilities. Our amendment would require them to implement Vulnerability Disclosure Policies, closing dangerous gaps in our cyber defenses. No more hidden flaws. No more excuses.

Wow, Toilet Woman''s really stepping it up in the realm of cybersecurity!

Someone should encourage a reporter to ask her, "Hey Nancy, what's the game plan for Sunday, September 14 around 3 pm if the Orange Prolapse posts the following message on his Truth Social account... 

HIJACKED PLANES COULD BE TARGETING NFL AND MLB STADIUMS!

I, PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP,  HAVE ORDERED AN IMMEDIATE EVACUATION OF ALL LARGE VENUES!

GET THOSE FANS OUTTA THERE!  NOW!!!

Uh yeah, is there a reasonable contingency plan or mitigation response to deal with the thousands of fans who would be injured, trampled and crush asphyxiated in a dominipede (domino stampede)?



Corona Virus or Ol' Yeller?  You decide.


Pirates host the Rockies tonight at PNC Park.

Hey don't sweat it.  It's only 9 NFL Stadiums, 10 MLB Ballparks, and D-g knows what else.

 

 

Nancy Mace
sonofsaf

His big lie, he’s a retard
He’s queer, and the sin of pride it makes him wanna shout
He’d cheat with Stormy, wet dream no doubt
“Lake Tahoe was a crime but Kristi Noem has all the cards
of an ICE star.”

Great to hate, Nancy Mace
She wants critical race 
Her sweetest sound
Shit’s here to stay, Stormy’s a whore but not a clown
Toilet stall’s fucked up, but no need to cuss 

There’s no doubt, Trump is a clown
Orange Prolapse will piss in a gold toilet and be shittin’
Butt still wears Depends
The Donald’s fatter now, 
Forty-seven’s a cunt, as fake news goes bust
Insurrection: so much love

Great to hate, Nancy Mace
She wants critical race 
Her sweetest sound
Shit’s here to stay, Stormy’s a whore but not a clown
Toilet stall’s fucked up, but no need to cuss 

Great to hate, Nancy Mace
She wants critical race 
Her sweetest sound
Shit’s here to stay, Stormy’s a whore but not a clown
Toilet stall’s fucked up, but no need to cuss 

Donald’s a dope and Bud Light’s a beer that offends
Kushner Jew is a fuckin’ clown
Donald Trump wears Depends,
Because Forty-seven will offend

Great to hate, Nancy Mace
She wants critical race 
Her sweetest sound
Shit’s here to stay, Stormy’s a whore but not a clown
Toilet stall’s fucked up, but no need to cuss 

Great to hate, Nancy Mace
She wants critical race 
Her sweetest sound
Shit’s here to stay, Stormy’s a whore but not a clown
Toilet stall’s fucked up, but no need to cuss

 

Paper Chase
The Academy Is…

Please stand by, we've come so far
These years, we survived the ride that turned us inside out
Repeat after me, just scream and shout
"It was the best of times from broken homes and battle scars
to where we are."

Graduate, paper chase,
We'll get out of this place
Don't turn around
Hit the highway, pour some liquor out for this town
Now thats all for us,its last call drink up

Roll it out, its over now
We're the cast-outs with messed up friends who never did fit in
Don't care where it ends
It doesn't matter now,
As long as we're as one, we'll take the next bus
Destination: Setting sun

Graduate, paper chase,
We'll get out of this place
Don't turn around
Hit the highway, pour some liquor out for this town
Now thats all for us, its last call drink up

Graduate, paper chase,
We'll get out of this place
Don't turn around
Hit the highway, pour some liquor out for this town
Now thats all for us, its last call drink up

This is an open invite for all to attend
Don't ask too many questions now
Don't tell us how it ends,
Because we're the ones who wrote the end

Graduate, paper chase,
We'll get out of this place
Don't turn around
Hit the highway, pour some liquor out for this town
Now thats all for us, its last call drink up

Graduate, paper chase,
We'll get out of this place
Don't turn around
Hit the highway, pour some liquor out for this town
Now thats all for us, its last call drink up



From 2004 to 2009, The Academy Is... has educated the Burgh an impressive 11 times.  Not too shabby.


The "Mace Disgrace" Top 10:

#77.  Mace Moron (Grace Is Gone — Dave Matthews Band)

#78.  The Mace Moron (The Race Is On — George Strait)

#477.  Mace Is A Disgrace (Eyes Without A Face — Billy Idol)

#2320.  Nancy Mace (In My Place --- Coldplay)

#2321.  Nancy Mace (A Warm Place --- Nine Inch Nails)

#2324.  Nancy Ruth Grace (Amazing Grace --- Chris Tomlin)

#2325.  Nancy Mace (Basket Case --- Green Day)

#2328.  Nancy Mace (Outer Space --- Red Hot Chili Peppers) 

#2336.  Mace (Grace --- Supergrass)

#2350.  Nancy Mace (Fireplace --- REM)

#2351.  Nancy Mace (Time & Place --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#2352.  Nancy Is A Mace Muff Diver (Jerry Was A Race Car Driver --- Primus)

#2353.  Nancy Mace (Human Race --- Three Days Grace)

#2354.  Nancy Mace (Hiding Place --- Don Moen)

#2364.  Nancy Mace (Off Your Face --- My Bloody Valentine)

#2365.  Shit On Nancy Mace (Grinnin' In Your Face --- Son House)

#2603.  Lies Of Nancy Mace (Eyes Without A Face --- Billy Idol)

#2662.  Nancy Mace (Off My Face --- Justin Bieber)

#2869.  Mace Is A Cunt (Place In The Sun --- Chelsea Wolfe)

#3064.  Nancy Mace (Basket Case --- Motorhead)

#3391.  Mace (Ace --- The Jayhawks)

#3392.  Nancy Mace (Out Of Place --- No Vacation)

#3393.  Mace (Chase --- Son Lux)

#3394.  Screwing Nancy Mace (Shooting into Space --- Joan Jett & The Blackhearts)

#3411.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3412.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

 

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...) 

 

Please do not share this material with Nancy Mace (R-SC) and/or President Donald J. Trump.



#3413. Nancy Mace

Congresswoman Nancy Mace recently said that "one of my favorite things to watch on YouTube these days are... court hearings where illegals are in court and Ice shows up to drag them out of court and deport them.  I can't think of nothing more American."


Mace is a southern superhero of sorts.  Wonder Woman, Catwoman, etc.

I propose a nickname for Fancy Nancy as she runs to be the next Governor of South Carolina.

Toilet Woman!  



Steelers open at Acrisure Stadium on Sunday, September 14 against the Seahawks.  This game could likely coincide with the next 9/11. 




Cultural District encore!



Pirates open a 3 game weekend series against the Colorado Rockies tonight.


Keep on Trumpin'!  And keep on dumpin!



 

Nancy Mace
sonofsaf

Donald’s a disgrace
Forty-seven’s orange race
Trump Dump’s a shitshow
Gangbang, bad shitshow, yeah

Dumb cunt Nancy Mace
Dumb cunt Nancy Mace
Dumb cunt Nancy Mace
No doubt, she ain’t no sage

Meglomaniac
Gold throne, asshole crack
Retard fuckin’ it up
Buffoon passin’ the buck, yeah

Dumb cunt Nancy Mace
Dumb cunt Nancy Mace
Dumb cunt Nancy Mace
No doubt, she ain’t no sage

Congresswoman Nancy Mace
Fuck Congresswoman Nancy Mace
Congresswoman Nancy Mace
Fuck Congresswoman Nancy Mace, yeah

Nancy Mace

Stand up and shout, critical her race
Fuckin’ asshole dumb cunt Nancy Mace
Stand up and shout, critical her race
Fuckin’ asshole dumb cunt Nancy Mace, yeah
Nancy Mace

Hell, the damn clown is back
Fat ass wash that crack
No doubt, piece of shit
The big lie, fake news will never stop

Dumb cunt Nancy Mace
Dumb cunt Nancy Mace
Dumb cunt Nancy Mace
No doubt, game-cocker no doubt
Dumb cunt Nancy Mace
Dumb cunt Nancy Mace
Dumb cunt Nancy Mace
No doubt, she ain’t no sage

Congresswoman Nancy Mace
Fuck Congresswoman Nancy Mace
Congresswoman Nancy Mace
Fuck Congresswoman Nancy Mace
Congresswoman Nancy Mace
Fuck Congresswoman Nancy Mace
Congresswoman Nancy Mace

Fuck you
Fuck you
Congresswoman Nancy Mace

 

Cyberspace
AC/DC

Hot tail in your face
Black hole rockin' the place
Hong Kong video
Big bang, mad to blow, yeah

In the cyberspace
In the cyberspace
In the cyberspace
Look out, I'm gonna rage

Eight ball in the pack
Big bone, jukebox Jack
Hot star burnin' it up
Full moon runnin' amok, yeah

In the cyberspace
In the cyberspace
In the cyberspace
Look out, I'm gonna rage

Blow you into cyberspace
Blow you all into cyberspace
Blow you into cyberspace
Blow you all into cyberspace, yeah

Cyberspace

Gotta get out, get out of this place
Blow a big hole in the cyberspace
Gotta get out, get out of this place
Blow a big hole in the cyberspace, yeah
Cyberspace

Well, octane down the track
Flat chat smash the mach
Blow out, burnin' hot
Mile high, take you right to the top

In the cyberspace
In the cyberspace
In the cyberspace
Look out, you better look out
In the cyberspace
In the cyberspace
In the cyberspace
Look out, I'm gonna rage

Blow you into cyberspace
Blow you all into cyberspace
Blow you into cyberspace
Blow you all into cyberspace
Blow you into cyberspace
Blow you all into cyberspace
Blow you into cyberspace

Blow you
Blow you
Blow you into cyberspace 




From 1977 to the present, AC/DC has rocked the Burgh a grand total of 13 times.

AC/DC:

5-15-88, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-15-88, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
1-7-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
5-9-25, Acrisure Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA


The "Mace Disgrace" Top 10:

#77.  Mace Moron (Grace Is Gone — Dave Matthews Band)

#78.  The Mace Moron (The Race Is On — George Strait)

#477.  Mace Is A Disgrace (Eyes Without A Face — Billy Idol)

#2320.  Nancy Mace (In My Place --- Coldplay)

#2321.  Nancy Mace (A Warm Place --- Nine Inch Nails)

#2324.  Nancy Ruth Grace (Amazing Grace --- Chris Tomlin)

#2325.  Nancy Mace (Basket Case --- Green Day)

#2328.  Nancy Mace (Outer Space --- Red Hot Chili Peppers) 

#2336.  Mace (Grace --- Supergrass)

#2350.  Nancy Mace (Fireplace --- REM)

#2351.  Nancy Mace (Time & Place --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#2352.  Nancy Is A Mace Muff Diver (Jerry Was A Race Car Driver --- Primus)

#2353.  Nancy Mace (Human Race --- Three Days Grace)

#2354.  Nancy Mace (Hiding Place --- Don Moen)

#2364.  Nancy Mace (Off Your Face --- My Bloody Valentine)

#2365.  Shit On Nancy Mace (Grinnin' In Your Face --- Son House)

#2603.  Lies Of Nancy Mace (Eyes Without A Face --- Billy Idol)

#2662.  Nancy Mace (Off My Face --- Justin Bieber)

#2869.  Mace Is A Cunt (Place In The Sun --- Chelsea Wolfe)

#3064.  Nancy Mace (Basket Case --- Motorhead)

#3391.  Mace (Ace --- The Jayhawks)

#3392.  Nancy Mace (Out Of Place --- No Vacation)

#3393.  Mace (Chase --- Son Lux)

#3394.  Screwing Nancy Mace (Shooting into Space --- Joan Jett & The Blackhearts)

#3411.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)


The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)


Please do not share this material with Nancy Mace and/or President Donald J. Trump.