Society really needs a term for the female equivalent of an "Uncle Tom" (individuals who willfully betray members of their own ethnic minority). Clueless actress gone Fox News commentator Stacey Dash sure fits the bill. From this day forth, she shalt be known as an "Auntie Mom." Has a nice ring to it, eh?
Of course there's always these two zany weirdo bozo clowns.
But with the continuing demise of the Orange Prolapse, their routine has pretty much run its course. Unless, OANN has plans for some kind of negro Hee Haw hip hop segment.
Though what's irritatingly maddening about the whole Stacey Dash gimmick is the abruptness. She goes on national television and simply issues a blanket statement. Disavowing all of her commentary and behavior over the past 5 years. She shed a few tears and said stuff like...
"That's not who I am anymore."
"I was angry."
"That stage of my life is over."
She also repudiated Trump. Wow, how brave. And indescribably phony. Oh yeah, right, she's an actress. I almost forgot.
Turns out, she took a page right of the Donald Trump playbook. Just say anything you want. Lie about a subject nonstop for what seems like an eternity. And then, when the topic has lost its allure or momentum, you simply go into "sudden denial mode." Trump pretty much set the standard with the Obama birtherism bullshit.
"President Obama is an American. Period." Yes, of course Obama's an American you ignorant piece of coup des crap. You treasonous piece of insurrectional shit.
But why did Trump suddenly change his mind?
No explanation. No commentary. No insight. No apology. "Uh yeah, we’re uh, just uh... we're done with that." Very similar to the concept of tweeting something. And then deleting it. It's as though nothing ever happened. Problem solved.
So how many times did the Orange Prolapse delete a tweet before his account got suspended/terminated? 1,364. But who's counting?
Stacey Dash
sonofsaf
I was plotting like a scab, all my might
When my shit it smelled from the Bud Light
Fox announcer threw a jab, sure to despise
As it was mostly filled with lies
Her name is Stacey Dash
(She’s Stacey Dash) She did it for the cash
(She did The Dash) We know she’s pure black trash
(She did The Dash) Her name is Stacey Dash
I excoriate all the radical beasts
The next thing you know I’ll infect them with yeast
It’s all the same on the Fox Network shows
Makes the hair stand from your head to your toes
Her name is Stacey Dash
(She’s Stacey Dash) She did it for the cash
(They do The Dash) We know she’s pure black trash
(They do The Dash) They did the Stacey Dash
Judge Jeanine’s never done (Caboose, ye shall rue)
When she farts it’s not much fun (Caboose, ye shall rue)
The guests included Tucker, Geraldo and a cunt
Hannity suckin’, while others went down
With great disdain, and shots of Royal Crown
Those Jesus freakers seem a little contrived
In their feedback loop, let's do a deep dive
Her name is Stacey Dash
(She’s Stacey Dash) She did it for the cash
(They played The Dash) We know she’s pure black trash
(They played The Dash) They played the Stacey Dash
Coffee and muffins, the morning thing
Give him a double and he will sing
Their hair is done did make up their face clown red
You’re now on the FBI’s Pennsylvania list
Her name is Stacey Dash
(She’s Stacey Dash) She did it for the cash
(It's now The Dash) We know she’s pure black trash
(It's now The Dash) It's now The Stacey Dash
Trump fans they still drool, even in the quicksand
And your Stacey Dash was a bit of a scam
For you, the viewer, Miss Dash was mean too
Fucked you just like a whore, now I bid you adieu
Her name is Stacey Dash
(She’s Stacey Dash) She did it for the cash
(Then you can Dash) We know she’s pure black trash
(Then you can Dash) Then you can Stacey Dash
A vibrator, you miscellaneous fuck toy (Caboose, Stacey Dash)
(Caboose, Stacey Dash)
(Caboose, Stacey Dash)
(Caboose, Stacey Dash)
(Caboose, Stacey Dash)
Monster Mash
Bobby “Boris” Pickett & The Crypt Kickers
I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the monster mash
(The monster mash) It was a graveyard smash
(He did the mash) It caught on in a flash
(He did the mash) He did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the monster mash
(The monster mash) It was a graveyard smash
(They did the mash) It caught on in a flash
(They did the mash) They did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun (Wa hoo, tennis shoe)
The party had just begun (Wa hoo, tennis shoe)
The guests included Wolfman, Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five'
They played the monster mash
(The monster mash) It was a graveyard smash
(They played the mash) It caught on in a flash
(They played the mash) They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist and said
"Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?
It's now the monster mash
(The monster mash) And it's a graveyard smash
(It's now the mash) It's caught on in a flash
(It's now the mash) It's now the monster mash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Then you can monster mash
(The monster mash) And do my graveyard smash
(Then you can mash) You'll catch on in a flash
(Then you can mash) Then you can monster mash
Easy Igor, you impetuous young boy (Wa hoo, monster mash)
(Wa hoo, monster mash)
(Wa hoo, monster mash)
(Wa hoo, monster mash)
(Wa hoo, monster mash)
Please do not share this information with Stacey Dash, former President Donald J. Trump, Uncle Toms, Auntie Moms, and/or Diamond and/or Silk.
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