#212. Reed

Finally!  Congressman Tom Reed begrudgingly announced his retirement.  

Coincidentally, it happened right after the latest allegations of sexual misconduct.  He apologized but denied any wrongdoing.  Go figure! 

I'd like to think my previous platinum parody played a part --- Dirty Reed One Big Creep. 

Maybe it did.  Maybe it didn't.  Whatever. 

So here's a brand new celebratory song about Tom Reed.  Known simply as... Reed.

Reed
sonofsaf

Say a prayer, say a prayer, say a prayer
Say a prayer, say a prayer, pray if I’m told
Do the time, do the time, do the time
Do the time, time, time for the crime

Like to play, likes to play, likes to play
Likes to play, to play, to play on his phone
Gettin laid, gettin’ laid, gettin’ laid
Gettin’ laid, I’m laid, most

Even if you stab, even if you bleed
You won’t even care, unless I am Tom Reed
Mickey was a mouse, Minnie wasn’t free
I’m not one to spare, a square of T.P.

You’re dead, you’re dead
You’re dead, you’re dead
You’re dead, you’re dead
You’re dead, you’re dead

Say a prayer, say a prayer, say a prayer
Say a prayer, say a prayer, pray if I’m told
Do the time, do the time, do the time
Do the time, time, time for the crime

Get away, get away, get away
Get away, away, away from your home
I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm afraid
I'm afraid, afraid, ghost

Even if you stab, even if you bleed
You won’t even care, unless I am Tom Reed
Mickey was a mouse, Minnie wasn’t free
I’m not one to spare, a square of T.P.

You’re dead, you’re dead
You’re dead, you’re dead
You’re dead, you’re dead
You’re dead, you’re dead

Even if you stab, even if you bleed
You won’t even care, unless I am Tom Reed
Mickey was a mouse, Minnie wasn’t free
I’m not one to spare, a square of T.P.

You’re dead, you’re dead
You’re dead, you’re dead
You’re dead, you’re dead
You’re dead, you’re dead

You’re dead
Yeah, dead

Breed
Nirvana

I don't care, I don't care, I don't care
I don't care, I don't care, care if it's old
I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind
I don't mind, mind, don't have a mind

Get away, get away, get away
Get away, away, away from your home
I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm afraid
I'm afraid, afraid, ghost

Even if you have, even if you need
I don't mean to stare, we don't have to breed
We could plant a house, we could build a tree
I don't even care, we could have all three

She said, she said
She said, she said
She said, she said
She said, she said

I don't care, I don't care, I don't care
I don't care, care, care if it's old
I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind
I don't mind, mind, don't have a mind

Get away, get away, get away
Get away, away, away from your home
I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm afraid
I'm afraid, afraid, ghost

Even if you have, even if you need
I don't mean to stare, we don't have to breed
We can plant a house, we can build a tree
I don't even care, we could have all three

She said, she said
She said, she said
She said, she said
She said, she said

Even if you have, even if you need
I don't mean to stare, we don't have to breed
We can plant a house, we can build a tree
I don't even care, we could have all three

She said, she said
She said, she said
She said, she said
She said, she said

She said
Said, good

I never saw Nirvana.  The closest I came was back in 1989 when I saw Sacred Reich surf Nicaragua in the upstairs of this ghetto building in Wilknsburg known as The Sonic Temple.  Nirvana showed up the following month.  But alas, I was nowhere to be found. 

Please do not share this information with Congressman Tom Reed (R-NY).