Kind of ironic that my brother Tolkien had a case about Dick Cheney's physical safety and security. And it went all the way to the Supreme Court (Reichle v. Howard - 2012). Had nothing to do with the 2006 hunting "accident." Although it does raise the question...
That generic internet meme might seem a tad incendiary. But hey, in the whole scheme of things, I just got 3 text messages from the Orange Prolapse today.
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Because in the end, it's all about money. Right?
There should be a reality tv show called "Billionaire Beggars." You know, what lengths will they go to? How low will they go?
Dick Cheney
sonofsaf
Was the situation dire, was he planning to reload?
Did he get that bank wire stock in Halliburton sold
He’s married isn’t gay, one daughter hates the bone
In Jackson Hole today
He’s whiter than a fresh snowflake, don’t approach him for a loan
Dick Cheney, he’s a liar
Dick Cheney, won’t implode
Dick Cheney, don’t inquire
Dick Cheney’s in the zone
Is his daughter somewhat cunted, is her bark worse than her bite
Nuclear football’s not punted, a defender of the right
To all those who have lied inherit the meek
Dick takes you for a ride
Remember he’s an old fart whore, remember he’s a geek
Dick Cheney, he’s a liar
Dick Cheney, won’t implode
Dick Cheney, don’t inquire
Dick Cheney’s in the zone
He’s white
Was your VEEP overrated is Mike Pence a total whore
And were you duly compensated, did you drive and not yell fore
Searching for empathy, Iraq war was bad
Would you shoot Trump for me
Saddam Hussein dropped to his knees, that blow job made him mad
Dick Cheney, he’s a liar
Dick Cheney, won’t implode
Dick Cheney, don’t inquire
Dick Cheney’s in the zone
Stay Hungry
Twisted Sister
Are you feeling the fire, are you ready to explode?
Are your dreams and desires riding down an open road?
I'm like a runaway, a heart without a home
Others can laugh and play
I'll fight for every inch I take, I'm desperate to the bone
Stay hungry, feel the fire
Stay hungry, don't explode
Stay hungry, with desire
Stay hungry, you're alone
Be the hunter and the hunted, keep your target in your sight
Don't be side tracked or shunted, let pretenders feel your bite
And if you start to slide never show you're weak
Don't feel you've got to hide
Remember what you're fighting for, remember what you seek
Stay hungry, feel the fire
Stay hungry, don't explode
Stay hungry, with desire
Stay hungry, you're alone
Alright
If your fire is faded and you can't feel it no more
If you're tired and overrated, let me show you to the door
Expect no sympathy, there's none to be had
Open your eyes and see
There's no room for the wannabees, the has beens or the bad
Stay hungry, feel the fire
Stay hungry, don't explode
Stay hungry, with desire
Stay hungry, you're alone
Never seen Twisted Sister. Or Mister Mister. And certainly not Swing Out Sister. No Doubt! (Breakout! See what I did there?)
Please do not share this information with former Vice President Dick Cheney.
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