This parody goes out to Norway fans at the World Cup...
who despise the Orange Prolapse.
Keep On Rowing
sonofsaf
Trump was crapping
Golden toilet pee
Ivanka blowing
Make America great
Praying
A shaven cunt
Is pubic and all-knowing
A Big Mac on the plate
A coup d’etat plan
Insurrection hip hip hooray
Slovenian Euro-wife ain’t Stormy
Lake Tahoe was gay
Norway keep on rowing
Keep on rowing
Keep on rowing
Trump was planning
Critical his race
The tits of Stormy
Motorboatin’ blame
Doping
Spraying, blood
Kushner’s cunt just wait and see
‘Cause Ivanka is to blame
A crooked stormy whore’s
A horseface wearin’ a thong
Inbred whore’s wantin’ a dildo toy
Although it’s wrong
Norway keep on rowing
Keep on rowing
Keep on rowing
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Stormy
Stormy
Ain’t gay, baby
Shitshow of flags unfurled
MAGA for D.C.
Mother fucking
Melania’s a man, a wrong endeavor
In Washington, D.C.
McDonald’s can’t afford
Job to blow for you
Tiny mushroom is all-knowing
‘Cause rowing a boat is just for you, yeah, yeah
Keep on rowing
Keep on blowing
Keep church-going
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Keep church-going
Keep on rowing
Keep on blowing
My second parody of Keep On Growing. Five years ago, I penned #381. Derek Chauvin.
From 1969 to 1995, the Grateful Dead broke down the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.
Grateful Dead:
04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
Bob Weir, 8-31-92, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
Ratdog & Rusted Root, 8-12-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Other Ones, 11-29-02, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Dead, Bob Dylan, 8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
Dead & Company, 6-28-17, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
The Big Lie 100:
#3952. Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)
#3953. Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)
#3954. Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)
#3955. Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)
#3956. Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)
#3957. Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)
#3958. Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)
#3959. Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)
#3960. The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)
#3961. Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)
#3962. Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)
#3963. Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)
#3964. Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR)
#3965. John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)
#3966. Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)
#3967. Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)
#3968. John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)
#3969. Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)
#3970. Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)
#3971. Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)
#3972. J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)
#3973. J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)
#3974. James (Games --- Ryan Adams)
#3975. James (Games --- The Strokes)
#3976. John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)
#3977. Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)
#3978. Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)
#3979. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)
#3980. Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)
#3981. Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)
#3982. Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)
#3983. David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)
#3984. Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)
#3985. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)
#3986. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)
#3987. Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)
#3988. Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)
#3989. Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)
#3990. Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)
#3991. Keep On Rowing (Keep On Growing --- Grateful Dead)
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