#3247. Fuck Ashli Babbitt

The late Ashli Babbitt is an American hero!

Four years after she was shot to death by Capitol Police, she'll be getting a full military funeral compliments of the Trump Administration. 

The Orange Prolapse will be in attendance to salute her courage and valor.  

Such an honor from Cadet Bone Spurs.

 

In other news, Trump is awarding Rudy Giuliani with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Giuliani is recovering from a recent car accident in New Hampshire.  

 

Yet another hero. 

 

Fuck Ashli Babbitt
sonofsaf

Hell Stormy Daniels ain’t no whore
Hey Ivanka Kushner is a god damn Jew
Hey infection vaginal
Hey a golden toilet stall, fuck you

Fuck Ashli Babbitt
She’s a piece of shit
Coup d’état bullshit
Arlington will inherit her too

Donald Trump is outta line
That Jared Kushner is a fucking Jew
His kids are a Hebrew crew
Maybe you can be kosher too

Fuck Ashli Babbitt
Was a piece of shit
Coup d’état bullshit
Arlington will inherit her too

It’s the tiny mushroom screw
Lake Tahoe hard-earned
Capitol Police will shoot you
Oath Keepers in hell will burn
Let’s applaud Ashli Babbitt

 

I Am A Rabbit
The Lemonheads

Well I’ve been called a dope before
Say I’m not sexy anymore for you
Say I am an animal
Say I'm not a man at all, it's true

I am a rabbit
I’ve got to have it
Its force of habit
I'd like to share my carrot, with you

Say I've got a one track mind
But I just want to have a grind with you
I don't wanna marry you
I just want to get through to you

I am a rabbit
I’ve got to have it
Its force of habit
I'd like to share my carrot, with you

I must of been a bliss too
Say I’m not concerned
But I don't wanna go with you
To the point of no return
That’s because I'm a rabbit

 

This parody turned out pretty bad.  There just wasn't much to work with.

From 1989 to the present, The Lemonheads have soured the Burgh a grand total of 6 times.  Never seen 'em.  The band returns to Mr. Small's Theatre in Millvale on December 2, 2025.

 

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads) 

 

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