#3428. Ernst Was For Sale

Incumbent Republican Senator Joni Ernst...

For the love of geriatric doggie style Hee Haw!

has decided to forego the next election. 

Front porch chicken shit.

City County dog shit.

In other news, the Log Cabin Republicans have graciously accepted an unexpected endorsement from Cracker Barrel.

 

They'll now be known as "Maggot's 'n Faggot's."  

Thank you for your attention to this matter!  And Congratulations!

 

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Ernst Was For Sale
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Ernst hardcore porn
Shit of bull, sore from anal
Ivanka Trump’s a whore

Stormy D.’s triple D.’s
McDonald’s and lard
Cunt is fuckin’ hairy
 With some Lake Tahoe romancing

Ernst hardcore porn
Shit of bull, sore from anal
Ivanka Trump’s a whore

Unfurled flags and fights
Cock slut up the ass can be very gay
Cunt’s fuckin’ hairy

Unfurled flags and fights
Donald ain’t devout
Fucked up shitshows
Cosplay Kristi Noem

Ernst hardcore porn
Shit of bull, sore from anal
Ivanka Trump’s a whore

 

Cursed Female
Porno For Pyros

Cursed to be born
Beautiful, poor and female
There's none that suffer more

She's the queen of the bees
That buzz in the bars
Fresh as a strawberry
And then she always loved dancing

Cursed to be born
Beautiful, poor and female
There's none that suffer more

Two girls, in two nights
Got caught in the back of the alleyway
Fresh as strawberries

Two girls in two nights
When no one came out
Zipped up their clothes
And washed their blood home

Cursed to be born
Beautiful, poor and female
There's none that suffer more

 

Such a great tune.  Love this song.

Jane’s Addiction:

5-7-91, A.J. Palumbo Center, Pittsburgh, PA
7-19-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)
7-10-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

Porno for Pyros:

8-20-93, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA (the same night me and Cleopatra Carmen saw "Fugazi's penis" in an alley outside the Metropol in the Strip District.  Long story short, I heckled some guy from the band while he was taking a piss).

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#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

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#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

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#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

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#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

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#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

 

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