After going 1-2 against the hapless Cincinnati Reds, the Pirates kick off a 3 game home stand against the LA Dodgers today.
Los Angeles Dodgers 2022 payroll (2nd highest): 213 million.
Pittsburgh Pirates 2022 payroll (28th highest): 66 million.
Nutting should have a "mask up" night. Hand out free masks. I like the idea of fans wearing Bucco facial coverings (similar to a bank robbery ski mask) over their faces. But with holes cut out for your eyes and mouth. Could be a hip new yinzer fashion trend.
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| Just add a yellow "P" to the forehead area. |
However, I suspect you'd witness a sudden uptick in spontaneous bank robberies at the PNC branch inside the ballpark. The ultimate promotional gimmick... FAIL.
Of vastly greater importance, one of the most underrated metal bans of all time is performing at Stage AE tonight. Death Angel. Testament headlines.
Regrettably I won't be able to use my reserved parking spot pylon due to the Pirates game. I'm gonna stash a few chairs behind the defunct Jerome Bettis Grille 36. And later on set up a very primitive tailgate next to the box office.
Nutting Abuse
sonofsaf
He’s a cat who is scaredy
West Vagina hillbilly
His bean countin’ is hardcore
Pittsburgh PA’s fuckin’ gay
Bought a team and said maybe
He, he’s a cunt all day
MLB is such bullshit
Don’t matter that he’s gay, yeah yeah
Ownership, there’s no excuse
Because it’s Bob Nutting abuse
(It’s Bob Nutting abuse)
It’s Bob, Bob Nutting abuse (Well, Nutting)
It’s Bob, Bob Nutting abuse (Yeah, baby)
It’s Bob, Bob Nutting abuse (Whoo, he’s Bob Nutting)
It’s Bob, Bob Nutting abuse (It’s B-B-B-B Bob Nutting)
It’s Bob, Bob Nutting abuse (Well, fuck his mama)
It’s Bob, Bob Nutting abuse (Yeah, take your huh)
It’s Bob, Bob
It’s Bob, it’s Bob, it’s Bob Nutting abuse
Doesn’t win and it’s scary
But he cries that it’s okay
He’ll blow you like a faggot
And he’ll make you so gay, yeah yeah
Ownership, there’s no excuse
Because it’s Bob Nutting abuse
(It’s Bob Nutting abuse)
It’s Bob, Bob Nutting abuse (Yeah, baby)
It’s Bob, Bob Nutting abuse (Ha ha ha ha ha, yeah)
It’s Bob, Bob Nutting abuse (Ah, his morning wood)
It’s Bob, Bob Nutting abuse (Well, fuck your mama)
It’s Bob, Bob Nutting abuse (Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch yeah)
It’s Bob, Bob Nutting abuse (Well, come on)
It’s Bob, Bob
It’s Bob, it’s Bob, it’s Bob Nutting abuse
It’s Bob, Bob Nutting abuse
It’s Bob, Bob Nutting abuse (Ooh, baby)
It’s Bob, Bob Nutting abuse (Yeah)
It’s Bob, Bob Nutting abuse (Oh yeah)
It’s Bob, Bob Nutting abuse (Oh, he’s B-B-Bob, baby)
It’s Bob, Bob Nutting abuse (Whoo, takes your money)
It’s Bob, Bob Nutting abuse (Oh, you know he has the bling, ha ha)
It’s Bob, Bob Nutting abuse (Fuck your mama)
It’s Bob, Bob Nutting abuse (Yeah, it’s really just bullshit)
It’s Bob, Bob Nutting abuse (Oh, he’s B-B-Bob Nutting)
It’s Bob, Bob Nutting abuse (Yeah, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, wow)
It’s Bob, Bob Nutting abuse
It’s Bob, Bob Nutting abuse
Nothin' To Lose
Kiss
Before I had a baby
I didn't care anyway
I thought about the back door
I didn't know what to say
But once I got a baby
I, I tried every way
She didn't wanna do it
But she did anyway, yeah yeah
But baby, please don't refuse
You know you got nothing to lose
(You got nothing to lose)
You got, got nothing to lose (Well, nothing)
You got, got nothing to lose (Yeah, baby)
You got, got nothing to lose (Whoo, you got nothing)
You got, got nothing to lose (You g-g-g-g-got nothing)
You got, got nothing to lose (Well, come on mama)
You got, got nothing to lose (Yeah, shake your huh)
You got, got
You got, you got, you got nothing to lose
So now I got a baby
And we've tried every way
You know she wants to do it
And she does anyway, yeah yeah
But baby, please don't refuse
You know you got nothing to lose
(You got nothing to lose)
You got, got nothing to lose (Yeah, baby)
You got, got nothing to lose (Ha ha ha ha ha, yeah)
You got, got nothing to lose (Ah, you feel so good)
You got, got nothing to lose (Well, come on mama)
You got, got nothing to lose (Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch yeah)
You got, got nothing to lose (Well, come on)
You got, got
You got, you got, you got nothing to lose
You got, got nothing to lose
You got, got nothing to lose (Ooh, baby)
You got, got nothing to lose (Yeah)
You got, got nothing to lose (Oh yeah)
You got, got nothing to lose (Oh, you g-g-got, baby)
You got, got nothing to lose (Whoo, shake it, honey)
You got, got nothing to lose (Oh, you know you're a sweet thing, ha ha)
You got, got nothing to lose (Alright, mama)
You got, got nothing to lose (Yeah, you really can move it)
You got, got nothing to lose (Oh, you g-g-got nothing)
You got, got nothing to lose (Yeah, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, wow)
You got, got nothing to lose
You got, got nothing to lose
Not a fan of this song. Whether it be acoustic or electric. If it sounds like filler... it's filler.
Kiss:
3-27-97, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
5-26-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-21-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-4-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
12-13-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
7-29-10, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-2-12, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-24-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-26-16, Covelli Centre, Youngstown, OH
3-30-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-13-21, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA
The Wheeling Nutcracker Top 10:
#357. Nutting Baseball (Nothing At All --- Heart)
#359. Nutting Else Matters (Nothing Else Matters --- Metallica)
#363. Bob (Bob --- Primus)
#417. Buccos What The Fuck (Hillbilly Deluxe --- Brooks And Dunn)
#598. Lemonade (Renegade --- Styx)
Ballpark. (Dark Star --- Grateful Dead)
#1159. MLB (Can't You See --- Marshall Tucker Band)
#1161. Nutting's Gonna Fuck Us Now (Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now --- Jefferson Airplane)
#1174. Nutting Plan (Nothingman --- Pearl Jam)
#1193. Nutting Don't Care For You (Nothing Compares To You --- Soundgarden)
#1206. Nutting Is Gay (Nothing to Say --- Soundgarden)
#1207. Nutting Is Nutting (Nothin' For Nothin' --- Cinderella)
#1216. Nutting Abuse (Nothin' To Lose --- Kiss)
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