#3984. Reflecting Pool

Meet the owner of Greenwater Services.

Trump mega-donor John J. Cafaro.

Trump gave this Stalin-esque clown a no-bid contract to fix the Reflecting Pool.  

Henceforth, it has officially been renamed as the Reflecting Poo.  Why?  

Because it's full of shit and all that shit is literally staring back at you.

In the meantime, the Orange Prolapse posts his pathetic AI-generated slop.

SAD!

 

Reflecting Pool
sonofsaf

Donald Trump’s a crude retard
Envy and fear
Fuckin’ piece of shit
Asshole hair is bad

Donald Trump’s a crude retard
Pornography
Fuckin’ piece of shit
Jared scored, the kush

Jewish king’s shitty and not a man
Very uncool
Keeping your oath to The Donald’s divine

Jewish king’s shitty and not a man
Stormy got laid
Hating a gold toilet’s the golden rule

Donald J. Trump is a clown
Reflecting Pool
Shittin’ on a golden toilet indeed

Donald J. Trump is a clown
Reflecting Pool
Shittin’ in a golden port-a-jon’s inbred

Jewish king’s shitty and not a man
Donald’s a creep
Liar in Mar-a-Lago’s an orange dork

Ivanka Kushner is a kike
Shit is bullshit
Proud Boys and Girls are born again
Proud Boys and Girls are born again
Proud Boys and Girls are born again
Fucked up

 

We Rule The School
Belle & Sebastian

On a beech tree rudely carved
NC was here
Why did she do it?
Was she scared or sad?

On a beech tree rudely carved
NC loved me
Why did she do it?
Was she bored, or pushed

Do something pretty while you can
Don't be a fool
Reading the Gospel to yourself is fine

Do something pretty while you can
Don't be afraid
Skating a pirouette on ice is cool

On a bus stop in the town
"We Rule The School"
Written for everyone to see and read

On a bus stop in the town
"We Rule The School"
Written for everyone with eyes in their head

Do something pretty while you can
Don't fall asleep
Driving from California to New York

Call me a prophet if you like
It's no secret
You know the world is made for men
You know the world is made for men
You know the world is made for men
Not us

Difficult parody.  Peculiar lyrics.  

Belle & Sebastian played the Burgh twice.  Once in 2013 at Stage AE.  The other time in 2019 at the Carnegie Music Hall.  Never heard of 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

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