#3432. Scumbag Nancy Mace

Yesterday, Congresswoman Nancy Mace (R-SC) was visibly distraught after privately meeting with Jeff Epstein victims.

"I had a very difficult time listening to their stories. Full blown panic attack. Sweating. Hyperventilating. Shaking. I can’t breathe." 

Snot was literally running down her nose... Jethro Tull (chapter 7)

Then she immediately pivoted and heaped lavish praise upon the Orange Prolapse.

Andy Warhol Bridge.

"President Trump is the one who banned Jeffrey Epstein from Mar-a-Lago!  President Trump is the one who cooperated with the feds to get this guy.  President Trump is the one who is COMMITTED to protecting women and kids."

Uh yeah, right! 

 

Scumbag Nancy Mace
sonofsaf

Why BeBested a matter of spite
Trump Vodka is a lot like Bud Light
He isn’t funny, stoppin’ the steals
Crime of white collars, Big Mac meals

So fucked up - he can’t read, write or spell
Insurrection and shit to sell
Coup d’etat he’s going to hell
Just keep on hating Stormy’s show ’n tell.

Scumbag Nancy Mace
She’s a basket case
Scumbag Nancy Mace
Donald Trump is gay

Clown from McDonald’s has shit to share
A Jew concealed, Ivanka don’t care
Drink Bud Light and keep up despite
Tranny to love, a fake news fight

So fucked up - he can’t read, write or spell
Insurrection and shit to sell
Coup d’etat he’s going to hell
Just keep on hating Stormy’s show ’n tell.

Scumbag Nancy Mace
She’s a basket case
Scumbag Nancy Mace
Donald Trump is gay

The Orange Prolapse has a bad smell
Stormy D. has got porn to sell
His truth is social, in ginger hell
We’ll still defend, Trump’s ringin’ that bell

The Donald’s turds are the enemy
Daughter’s cunt it could be very costly
And you will smell her vaginal cries

Scumbag Nancy Mace
She’s a basket case
Scumbag Nancy Mace
Donald Trump is gay

Scumbag Nancy Mace
The enemy
Scumbag Nancy Mace
Can’t read, write, or spell

 

Scumbag Human Race
Destruction

I once trusted them with all my might
Sweet promises faded out of sight
The dirty money, the shady deals
Millions of dollars, hidden steals

Spineless cunt – you're going straight to hell
Your corruption will never quell
Burn in hell for the lies you tell
The devil's waiting on the final bell

Scumbag human race
A walking disgrace
Scumbag human race
I will count your days

Now I see through the facade you wear
The truth revealed, I refuse to bear
Hope shines bright in the darkest night
I'll rise above, I'll make it right

Spineless cunt – you're going straight to hell
Your corruption will never quell
Burn in hell for the lies you tell
The devil's waiting on the final bell

Scumbag human race
A walking disgrace
Scumbag human race
I will count your days

No more shadows of doubt to dwell
I'll break free from this rotten shell
The truth will prevail, the light will tell
And in the end, it's your soul that fell

Your empty words mean nothing to me
I'm the one I always wanted to be
The way to hell is paved with your lies

Scumbag human race
A walking disgrace
Scumbag human race
I will count your days

Scumbag human race
You're scum to me
Scumbag human race
Going straight to hell

If you wish, feel free to alter the title of this parody... "Cunt Face Nancy Mace."  Totally your call.

Destruction played the Burgh just once.  Opening for the Cro-Mags at the City Limits back in 1989.  I was not in attendance.

 

The "Mace Disgrace" Top 10:

#77.  Mace Moron (Grace Is Gone — Dave Matthews Band)

#78.  The Mace Moron (The Race Is On — George Strait)

#477.  Mace Is A Disgrace (Eyes Without A Face — Billy Idol)

#2320.  Nancy Mace (In My Place --- Coldplay)

#2321.  Nancy Mace (A Warm Place --- Nine Inch Nails)

#2324.  Nancy Ruth Grace (Amazing Grace --- Chris Tomlin)

#2325.  Nancy Mace (Basket Case --- Green Day)

#2328.  Nancy Mace (Outer Space --- Red Hot Chili Peppers) 

#2336.  Mace (Grace --- Supergrass)

#2350.  Nancy Mace (Fireplace --- REM)

#2351.  Nancy Mace (Time & Place --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#2352.  Nancy Is A Mace Muff Diver (Jerry Was A Race Car Driver --- Primus)

#2353.  Nancy Mace (Human Race --- Three Days Grace)

#2354.  Nancy Mace (Hiding Place --- Don Moen)

#2364.  Nancy Mace (Off Your Face --- My Bloody Valentine)

#2365.  Shit On Nancy Mace (Grinnin' In Your Face --- Son House)

#2603.  Lies Of Nancy Mace (Eyes Without A Face --- Billy Idol)

#2662.  Nancy Mace (Off My Face --- Justin Bieber)

#2869.  Mace Is A Cunt (Place In The Sun --- Chelsea Wolfe)

#3064.  Nancy Mace (Basket Case --- Motorhead)

#3391.  Mace (Ace --- The Jayhawks)

#3392.  Nancy Mace (Out Of Place --- No Vacation)

#3393.  Mace (Chase --- Son Lux)

#3394.  Screwing Nancy Mace (Shooting into Space --- Joan Jett & The Blackhearts)

#3411.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3412.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

 

Please do not share this material with Congresswoman Nancy Mace (R-SC) and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3431. Roll Out The Barrel

Last week, the Orange Prolapse pressured Cracker Barrel to change their logo back to the original.  

Make Cracker Barrel, and the memory of Jeff Epstein... great again! 

Who thought the controversy could get even worse?

An exceedingly rare "Tall Boy Silver Bullet" Dump.

Barbie Bondi is lookin' hot and perky.

I've always despised the Cracker Barrel gift shop.  Too much wicker furniture, Jesus trinkets and molasses candy sticks.  Just not my kinda scene.

 

Cracker’s A Barrel
sonofsaf

Cracker’s a barrel, Donald J. Trump is a cunt
Cracker’s a barrel, Jared and Jews ain’t much fun
Christmas a carol, Santa’s red thong you will fear
Donald is the King not Carole, Forty-seven’s queer

Roll Out The Barrel
West Coast Prost

Roll out the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun
Roll out the barrel, we've got the blues on the run
Zing boom tararrel, ring out a song of good cheer
Now's the time to roll the barrel, for the gang's all here

 

 

Ah, the Beer Barrel Polka.  Reminds me of the Oktober Fest beer tent.  Or as I like to call it.  "The Acrid Stench of Oglebay."

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

 

Please do not share this material with Cracker Barrel executives and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3430. Jim O'Neill

The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's acting director, Jim O'Neill, once said: "There are plenty of healthy, spare kidneys walking around unused."

RFK Jr. testified on Capitol Hill today.  What a total shitshow.

O'Neill was trying to incentivize the buying and selling of human organs.

 

Keep in mind, in the event of a presidential assassination, this guy also floated the notion of selling, er uh  auctioning off, Donald Trump's orange prolapse to the highest bidder.  Yep... the exposed, fluorescent colon of The Donald.  I must admit... O'Neill's one hell of an unconventional visionary.

Hey, maybe he has what it takes after all.

Stars & Stripes!

Jimmies O'Neill!

Creature of the brown lagoon?

A former billionaire Silicon Valley executive, O'Neill is pushing for greater transparency with regard to silicon breast implants.  Triple D tested.  Stormy D NOT approved.  

 

 

Jim O’Neill
sonofsaf

Jim O’Neill
Mushroom bone
Stop the steal
Job to blow
You mother fucker
Outta line
Can’t read, write, or spell
Piece of shit roll the dice
Softcore Jim O’Neill
He’s Jim O’Neill 
Fuck the Orange Prolapse
Twat will bleed
A Trump Vodka flask
It’s Jim O’Neill
It’s Jim O’Neill
It’s Jim O’Neill
His lies or so I’m told
Trump is gay
Kushner’s a Jew
Spread the big lie
‘Cause Jesus is king
Stormy D.
McDonald’s restaurant screw
Ghislaine Maxwell bought g-strings 
Donald’s gay
He’s gonna screw
Open wide
Asshole will be defiled
News is fake
McDonald’s restaurant
Jimmy O’Neill accuses you 
Jimmy O’Neill accuses
Jimmy O’Neill accuses you 
Jimmy O’Neill accuses
Jimmy O’Neill accuses
It’s Jim O’Neill
It’s Jim O’Neill
It’s Jim O’Neill
It’s Jim O’Neill
A tiny mushroom bone
It’s Jim O’Neill
It’s Jim O’Neill
It’s Jim O’Neill
It’s Jim O’Neill
It’s Jim

 

Heart Of Steel
Flock of Seagulls

Heart of steel
Heart of stone
What I feel
I don't know
You can turn water
Into wine
You can make a hell
Out of this paradise
With your heart of steel
A heart of steel
Breaks a heart of glass
What I need
I don't breathe to ask
The heart of steel
The heart of steel 
The heart of steel
Behind a heart of gold
You can say
What you want to
You can fly high
Where the angels sing
You can be
Anything that you want to
Where the captive ego brings
You can stay
If you want to
You can hide
Behind your angel's smile
You can make
Anything that you want
A heart of steel refuses you 
A heart of steel refuses 
A heart of steel refuses you 
A heart of steel refuses 
A heart of steel refuses 
The heart of steel
The heart of steel
The heart of steel
The heart of steel
Becomes a heart of stone
The heart of steel
The heart of steel
The heart of steel
The heart of steel
The heart

From 1982 to 2000, A Flock Of Seagulls flew to the Burgh a grand total of 5 times.  Never saw 'em.   

Why did I write this choppy parody?  In all honesty, I have no idea whatsoever.

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

 #3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

 

Please do not share this material with Jim O'Neill and/or President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

#3429. Donald Clown

I've always been surprised that media personalities don't refer to the Orange Prolapse as "The McDonald's Clown."  Or shorten it up. "Donald Clown."  

Orange Prolapse Forever!

High profile location!  Spotted at the Pt. State Park entrance to the Ft. Duquesne Bridge.

A Klingon Dump.  Ka-plah!

Stop the steel backdrop!  MAGA!

Thank you for your attention to these Dumps.

 

Donald Clown
sonofsaf

Donald clown, Fox News damn cunt
D.C. town, Forty-seven cums
No doubt Bud Light, is outta site
Trump’s back in town The Donald clown

Coup’s a crime, the Orange Prolapse
Piece of shit, lying fat ass
Trump ain’t a man, gold toilet can
Trump’s back in town The Donald clown

Donald clown, Stormy D.’s chest
Fire rages, why not BeBest
An orange display, prolapse hooray
Trump’s back in town The Donald clown

Trump’s back in town (Trump’s back in town)
(Trump’s back in town) The Donald clown (The Donald Clown)
(The Donald clown) Trump’s back in town (Trumps’ back in town)
(Trump’s back in town) The Donald clown (The Donald Clown)
(The Donald clown) Trump’s back in town (Trumps’ back in town)
(Trump’s back in town) The Donald clown (The Donald Clown)
(The Donald clown) Trump’s back in town (Trumps’ back in town)
(Trump’s back in town) The Donald clown (The Donald Clown)

 

Golden Brown
The Stranglers

Golden brown, texture like sun
Lays me down, with my mind she runs
Throughout the night, no need to fight
Never a frown with golden brown

Every time, just like the last
On her ship, tied to the mast
To distant lands, takes both my hands
Never a frown with golden brown

Golden brown, finer temptress
Through the ages, she's heading west
From far away, stays for a day
Never a frown with golden brown

Never a frown (never a frown)
(Never a frown) with golden brown (with golden brown)
(With golden brown) never a frown (never a frown)
(Never a frown) with golden brown (with golden brown)
(With golden brown) never a frown (never a frown)
(Never a frown) with golden brown (with golden brown)
(With golden brown) never a frown (never a frown)
(Never a frown) with golden brown (with golden brown) 

 

The Stranglers have never played the Burgh.  Never seen 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

 

Please do not share this material with clowns and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3428. Ernst Was For Sale

Incumbent Republican Senator Joni Ernst...

For the love of geriatric doggie style Hee Haw!

has decided to forego the next election. 

Front porch chicken shit.

City County dog shit.

In other news, the Log Cabin Republicans have graciously accepted an unexpected endorsement from Cracker Barrel.

 

They'll now be known as "Maggot's 'n Faggot's."  

Thank you for your attention to this matter!  And Congratulations!

 

(mark 10:00)

Ernst Was For Sale
sonofsaf

Ernst hardcore porn
Shit of bull, sore from anal
Ivanka Trump’s a whore

Stormy D.’s triple D.’s
McDonald’s and lard
Cunt is fuckin’ hairy
 With some Lake Tahoe romancing

Ernst hardcore porn
Shit of bull, sore from anal
Ivanka Trump’s a whore

Unfurled flags and fights
Cock slut up the ass can be very gay
Cunt’s fuckin’ hairy

Unfurled flags and fights
Donald ain’t devout
Fucked up shitshows
Cosplay Kristi Noem

Ernst hardcore porn
Shit of bull, sore from anal
Ivanka Trump’s a whore

 

Cursed Female
Porno For Pyros

Cursed to be born
Beautiful, poor and female
There's none that suffer more

She's the queen of the bees
That buzz in the bars
Fresh as a strawberry
And then she always loved dancing

Cursed to be born
Beautiful, poor and female
There's none that suffer more

Two girls, in two nights
Got caught in the back of the alleyway
Fresh as strawberries

Two girls in two nights
When no one came out
Zipped up their clothes
And washed their blood home

Cursed to be born
Beautiful, poor and female
There's none that suffer more

 

Such a great tune.  Love this song.

Jane’s Addiction:

5-7-91, A.J. Palumbo Center, Pittsburgh, PA
7-19-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)
7-10-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

Porno for Pyros:

8-20-93, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA (the same night me and Cleopatra Carmen saw "Fugazi's penis" in an alley outside the Metropol in the Strip District.  Long story short, I heckled some guy from the band while he was taking a piss).

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

 

 Please do not share this material with Senator Joni Ernst (R-IA) and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3247. Fuck Ashli Babbitt

The late Ashli Babbitt is an American hero!

Four years after she was shot to death by Capitol Police, she'll be getting a full military funeral compliments of the Trump Administration. 

The Orange Prolapse will be in attendance to salute her courage and valor.  

Such an honor from Cadet Bone Spurs.

 

In other news, Trump is awarding Rudy Giuliani with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Giuliani is recovering from a recent car accident in New Hampshire.  

 

Yet another hero. 

 

Fuck Ashli Babbitt
sonofsaf

Hell Stormy Daniels ain’t no whore
Hey Ivanka Kushner is a god damn Jew
Hey infection vaginal
Hey a golden toilet stall, fuck you

Fuck Ashli Babbitt
She’s a piece of shit
Coup d’état bullshit
Arlington will inherit her too

Donald Trump is outta line
That Jared Kushner is a fucking Jew
His kids are a Hebrew crew
Maybe you can be kosher too

Fuck Ashli Babbitt
Was a piece of shit
Coup d’état bullshit
Arlington will inherit her too

It’s the tiny mushroom screw
Lake Tahoe hard-earned
Capitol Police will shoot you
Oath Keepers in hell will burn
Let’s applaud Ashli Babbitt

 

I Am A Rabbit
The Lemonheads

Well I’ve been called a dope before
Say I’m not sexy anymore for you
Say I am an animal
Say I'm not a man at all, it's true

I am a rabbit
I’ve got to have it
Its force of habit
I'd like to share my carrot, with you

Say I've got a one track mind
But I just want to have a grind with you
I don't wanna marry you
I just want to get through to you

I am a rabbit
I’ve got to have it
Its force of habit
I'd like to share my carrot, with you

I must of been a bliss too
Say I’m not concerned
But I don't wanna go with you
To the point of no return
That’s because I'm a rabbit

 

This parody turned out pretty bad.  There just wasn't much to work with.

From 1989 to the present, The Lemonheads have soured the Burgh a grand total of 6 times.  Never seen 'em.  The band returns to Mr. Small's Theatre in Millvale on December 2, 2025.

 

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads) 

 

 Please do not share this material with the family of Ashli Babbitt and/or President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

#3246. O'Neill

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has named Jim O'Neill as the new acting Director for the CDC. 

Kennedy's new nickname is "HorseVoice."

 

The Silicon Valley tech investor with zero medical background will be the new face of American disease.

 

Orange Prolapse tested, Orange Prolapse approved.

Love on the rocks, ain't no surprise...

Don't be fooled by a Fake News Dump.  It's actually a link of kielbasa.

Steelers minority owner Thomas Tull (chapter 7) will be purchasing the Steelers shortly after the 2026 Draft.  You heard it here first.

Over the weekend, the Savannah Bananas brought their zany brand of baseball to PNC Park!

Rib Fest at Acrid Turd Stadium was a spectacular success.  Well, except for this isolated incident.

In other news, Trump awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Elon Musk's protege "Big Balls."

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

 

 

O’Neill
sonofsaf

O’Neill is burning disease control down
The Orange Prolapse had a Tahoe thrill
Vaccine attacks ain’t run ‘o the mill 
Stormy Daniels ain’t a Jew, but her tits will kill

Forty-five just needs a better barber
Butthole is the butt of an anal whore
Forty-five’s butt’s a McDonald’s farter
Asshole is the butt of an anal whore

Ground pound, Game of Thrones Hound* 
Stormy Daniels wants a big black dong
McDonald’s farter, Ivanka Trump’s a whore
Jared Corey Kushner has an ass that’s sore

O’Neill is burning disease control down
The Orange Prolapse had a Tahoe thrill
Vaccine attacks ain’t run ‘o the mill 
Stormy Daniels ain’t a Jew, but her tits will kill

Forty-seven’s a liar and fraud
Forty-five you’re gonna applaud
 Big Mac fries and Quarter Pound
You’ll discover an immediate sound

O’Neill is burning disease control down
The Orange Prolapse had a Tahoe thrill
Vaccine attacks ain’t run ‘o the mill 
Stormy Daniels ain’t a Jew, but her tits will kill

Forty-five just needs a better barber
Butthole is the butt of an anal whore
Forty-five’s butt’s a McDonald’s farter
Asshole is the butt of an anal whore

The Wheel
Grateful Dead

The wheel is turning and you can't slow down
You can't let go and you can't hold on
You can't go back and you can't stand still
If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will

Won't you try just a little bit harder?
Couldn't you try just a little bit more? 
Won't you try just a little bit harder?
Couldn't you try just a little bit more?

'Round, 'round, robin run 'round
Got to get back to where you belong
Little bit harder, just a little bit more
A little bit further than you gone before

The wheel is turning and you can't slow down
You can't let go and you can't hold on
You can't go back and you can't stand still
If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will

Small wheel turn by the fire and rod
Big wheel turn by the grace of God
Every time that wheel turn 'round
Bound to cover just a little more ground

The wheel is turning and you can't slow down
You can't let go and you can't hold on
You can't go back and you can't stand still
If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will

Won't you try just a little bit harder?
Couldn't you try just a little bit more?
Won't you try just a little bit harder?
Couldn't you try just a little bit more?

 

From 1969 to 1995, the Grateful Dead broke down the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.

Grateful Dead:

04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN

Bob Weir / Dead & Company

 

Bob Weir, 7-19-91, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
Bob Weir, 8-31-92, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA

Ratdog & Phil Lesh, 7-18-01, Polaris Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
Ratdog & Rusted Root, 8-12-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Other Ones, 11-29-02, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Dead, Bob Dylan, 8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH

Dead & Company, 11-13-15, Nationwide Arena, Columbus, OH

Dead & Company, 8-13-16, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

Dead & Company, 6-15-17, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
Dead & Company, 6-28-17, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH

Dead & Company, 6-20-18, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH

Dead & Company, 7-5-19, Folsom Field, Boulder, CO

Dead & Company, 7-6-19, Folsom Field, Boulder, CO

Dead & Company, 8-28-21, Hershey Stadium, Hershey, PA

Dead & Company, 9-7-21, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH

Dead & Company, 7-12-22, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA

Dead & Company, 6-1-23, Coastal Credit Union Park at Walnut Creek, Raleigh, NC

Dead & Company, 6-3-23, Jiffy Lube Pavilion, Bristow, VA

Dead & Company, 6-5-23, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA

 

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