#3437. Dana White

UFC President, and Trump sycophant, Dana White has an estimated net worth in excess of 520 million

Now White ain't worth more than the Orange Prolapse.  But a half-bill ain't to shabby.  

And by the way, Dana is predominantly a girl's name.

The UFC's macho leader should drop the "A" and legally change his first name to Dan.

 

Dana White
sonofsaf

Matzah bread’s unleavened
‘Cause Jared Kushner’s white
Trump’s daughter-wife’s a stupid cunt
Stop the steal and fight
Eat your meat at Mar-A-Lago
Big Mac and large fries
A diet cheat he’ll eat a bite 
His crime cums with a price

Dana White
Dana White
Dana White
Dana White

A Prolapse is his mentor
Heavyweights will smell
The news is fake and not alright
Asshole clown from hell
Well done meat Donald will confess
A well done steak and warm Bud Light 
MAGA jag-offs abound

Dana White
Whore Dana White
Dana White
Dana White

Anheuser forever
The bullshit and Bud Light
Trump’s daughter-wife’s a stupid cunt
Gonna steal and fight
Meet ’n greet at Mar-A-Lago
Big Mac and large fries
McDonald’s meat he’ll eat a bite
The U.S. pays the price

Dana White
Whore Dana White
Dana White
Dana White
Whore Dana White
Dana White
Dana White

Dana White
Dana White
Dana White
Dana White
Stormy D., Stormy D.
Whore Dana White

 

Dynamite
Scorpions

Kick your ass to heaven
With rock'n roll tonight
I'll make this night a special one
Make you feel alright
Shoot my heat into your body
Give ya all my size
I'm gonna beat the beat tonight
It's time to break the ice

Dynamite
Dynamite
Dynamite
Dynamite

Hit the top together
Get ya with my spell
I'm gonna make my shot tonight
Take you down to hell
Eat your meat until you're breathless
Twirl your hips around
I'm gonna break my neck tonight
I'll get you off the ground

Dynamite
You're dynamite
Dynamite
Dynamite

Get it now or never
Let's get it really tight
We'll make this night a special one
Make us feel alright
Put your heat into my body
Give ya all my size
We gonna beat the beat tonight
Come on let's break the ice

Dynamite
You're dynamite
Dynamite
Dynamite
You're dynamite
Dynamite
Dynamite

Dynamite
Dynamite
Dynamite
Dynamite
You baby, you baby
You're dynamite 

My second parody of the Scorps classic.  Earlier this year, I penned #3127.  Paula White (Trump's spiritual advisor)

From 1979 to 2010, The Scorpions stung the Burgh a grand total of 9 times.  

Scorpions:

9-21-88, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH (w/ Kingdom Come)

6-15-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA (Monsters of Rock)

6-23-88, Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH (Monsters of Rock)

6-15-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (w/ Deep Purple)

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

#3433.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#3434.  Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)

#3435.  Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)

#3436.  Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)

#3437.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

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