#3441. Dana White

UFC President Dana White gets a rare "Make America Grate Again" award.

Well deserved!  Too legit to quit!

Both of 'em look almost fake.  Butt they ain't.

Steelers open against the Seahawks next Sunday.  Dominipede alert!  3pm sharp!

Kennedy was a bit flustered and combative during his recent anti-vaccine testimony before Congress.

  

What the hell!  Let's give RFK Jr. and Dana White a Golden Co-Toilet Award.

For the love of D-g, it's all too real.

Probably part of some "Orange Prolapse melanin manipulation conspiracy."  

E-gad!

 

Dana White
sonofsaf

Big Lie!  Libtards cry
The stealing is why you’ll get another black swan
In bed, screws wife inbred
Trump’s a tiny dick clown, his memes make me yawn

Dana White, the gayest queer
Praise his name amen
Dana White, tough guy, is here
His shit is mind-numbing masturbate and defend

Long ties, red disguise
Colonoscopy butt the shitshow denies
Bud Light MAGA might
All of mankind must eat a Big Mac and fries

Dana White, the gayest queer
Praise his name amen
Dana White, tough guy, is here
His shit is mind-numbing masturbate and defend, ho!

Dana White, the gayest queer
Praise his name amen
Dana White, tough guy, is here
His shit is mind-numbing masturbate and defend

Golden his crapper, Orange Prolapse rapper
Donald J. Trump is gay
Coup d’etat’s the reason for The Donald’s treason
A Mar-a-Lago stay
Riots and tension, gonna steal your pension
Gold showers hip hooray
Library books banned, WOKE is the new plan
No matter what you say

Dana White, the gayest queer
Praise his name amen
Dana White, tough guy, is here
His shit is mind-numbing masturbate and defend

His shit is mind-numbing masturbate and defend
Dana White, the gayest queer
Praise his name amen
Dana White, tough guy, is here
His shit is mind-numbing masturbate and defend
His shit is mind-numbing masturbate and defend
His shit is mind-numbing masturbate and defend

 

Fly By Night
Rush

Why try? I know why
This feeling inside me says it's time I was gone
Clear head, new life ahead
It's time I was king now, not just one more pawn

Fly by night, away from here
Change my life again
Fly by night, goodbye, my dear
My ship isn't coming and I just can't pretend

Moonrise, thoughtful eyes
Staring back at me from the window beside
No fright or hindsight
Leaving behind that empty feeling inside

Fly by night, away from here
Change my life again
Fly by night, goodbye, my dear
My ship isn't coming and I just can't pretend, whoa!

Fly by night, away from here
Change my life again
Fly by night, goodbye, my dear
My ship isn't coming and I just can't pretend

Start a new chapter, find what I'm after
It's changing every day
The change of a season's enough of a reason
To want to get away
Quiet and pensive, my thoughts apprehensive
The hours drift away
Leaving my homeland, playing a lone hand
My life begins today

Fly by night, away from here
Change my life again
Fly by night, goodbye, my dear
My ship isn't coming and I just can't pretend

My ship isn't coming and I just can't pretend
Fly by night, away from here
Change my life again
Fly by night, goodbye, my dear
My ship isn't coming and I just can't pretend
My ship isn't coming and I just can't pretend
My ship isn't coming and I just can't pretend 

My second parody of "Fly By Night."  Earlier this year, I wrote Paula White.  #3050.  For all you biblical evangelical shitheads out there, she's the Bone Spur spiritual advisor.

This must be heaven, tonight I crossed the line.  You must be the angel, I thought I might never find... Bob Weir

From 1974 to 2012, Rush discovered the passage to the Burgh a whopping 27 times.

In 2012, I bailed on their final show at Consol Energy Center to attend a lecture about asymmetric warfare at the University of Pittsburgh.  Still debating whether I made the right decision. 

Rush:

Rush, 6-1-97, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
Rush, 8-6-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
Rush, 5-31-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
Rush, 6-25-07, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

#3433.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#3434.  Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)

#3435.  Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)

#3436.  Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)

#3437.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3438.  Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)

#3439.  Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)

#3440.  White (Night --- Judy Collins)

#3441.  Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

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