#3448. Charlie Kirk Sold Out

According to a splattering of reliable internet sources, at the time of his death, Charlie Kirk, the CEO of Turning Point USA... 

The Orange Prolapse was a big fan.  Could use a fan as well.

was worth an estimated $12 million.  

 

In other news, the Steelers (-2.5) open up at Acrid Turd Stadium this Sunday against the Seahawks.  I like the Steelers to win and cover.  But I think the Ravens (-12.5) are gonna absolutely dismantle the Browns.  Take the action points.  Baltimore is gonna blow 'em out.  Prediction: 41-10.  Cleveland maybe gets a late touchdown in garbage time.  But that's about it.

 

 

Charlie Kirk’s Devout
sonofsaf

Stormy D. is not gay
A tiny mushroom’s a piece of shit Lake Tahoe con
Style of DJT’s gay
Piece of shit is blowing on a cunt hole scent is strong

Charlie Kirk’s devout
Charlie Kirk’s devout

Christian twats are praying
Bible belt is strong and all of MAGA’s gonna fight 
Christian cunts still praying
Charlie Kirk sold out to fuel the hate, for Trump’s delight

Charlie Kirk’s devout
Charlie Kirk’s devout

Wife’s a daughter whore, Ivanka’s crime
Fake news and gas lighting, Depends
Always sold and bought Trump’s outta line
Stormy’s silicon is pretend

Stormy D. is not gay
Forty-five would sell a strap-on dildo that ain’t long
Style of DJT’s gay
Forty-seven’s the Orange Prolapse fart that smells so wrong

Charlie Kirk’s devout
Charlie Kirk’s devout

Wife’s a daughter whore, Ivanka’s crime
Fake news and gas lighting, Depends
Always sold and bought Trump’s outta line
Stormy’s silicon is pretend

Stormy D. is not gay
Forty-five would sell a strap-on dildo that ain’t long
Style of DJT’s gay
Forty-seven’s the Orange Prolapse fart that smells so wrong

Charlie Kirk’s devout
Charlie Kirk’s devout

We Can Work It Out
The Beatles

Try to see it my way
Do I have to keep on talking till I can't go on?
While you see it your way
Run the risk of knowing that our love may soon be gone

We can work it out
We can work it out

Think of what you're saying
You can get it wrong and still you think that it's alright
Think of what I'm saying
We can work it out and get it straight, or say goodnight

We can work it out
We can work it out

Life is very short, and there's no time
For fussing and fighting, my friend
I have always thought that it's a crime
So I will ask you once again

Try to see it my way
Only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong
While you see it your way,
There's a chance that we might fall apart before too long

We can work it out
We can work it out

Life is very short, and there's no time
For fussing and fighting, my friend
I have always thought that it's a crime
So I will ask you once again

Try to see it my way
Only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong
While you see it your way
There's a chance that we might fall apart before too long

We can work it out
We can work it out 

 

Believe it or not, this is my second parody of We Can Work It Out regarding the late Charlie Kirk.

A couple years ago, I penned #1762.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out.  While the quirky Kirk was still among the living.

Paul McCartney returns to the Burgh in exactly 2 months... November 11, 2025 at PPG Paints Arena.  

Nothing to fear.  We'll zip down and play it by ear.

Paul McCartney:

2-12-90, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH

4–29-02, Gund Arena, Cleveland, OH

8-18-10, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

7-7-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

#3433.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#3434.  Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)

#3435.  Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)

#3436.  Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)

#3437.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3438.  Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)

#3439.  Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)

#3440.  White (Night --- Judy Collins)

#3441.  Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3442.  Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)

#3443.  White (Fight --- The Cure)

#3444.  Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#3445.  Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)

#3446.  Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)

#3447.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)

#3448.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

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