#3442. Dana White

Who could possibly deserve an esteemed Golden Toilet Award?

The Trump administration has so many options... 

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.?

 

Pam "Blondie" Bondi?

 Pete "The Warrior" Hegseth?

 

What about the late Jeff Epstein?

 

UFC President Dana White?

 

So many Orange Prolapse sycophants, so little time.

Dana White
sonofsaf

Dana White, MAGA might
Coup d’etat, they’re gonna fight
Insurrection is fun and wild
Forty-seven’s a bitch and a child
Deep infection of yeast
Deep infection of yeast

Dana White, MAGA might
News is fake, wrong is right
Stormy screams your dick is not hard
Attorney boasts brings questions of law
Trump is hateful with scorn
Trump Tower’s hateful with scorn

Dana White, MAGA might
Dumbshit frauds
Drink Bud Light
Melania creams from critical race
Tiny mushroom’s a fuckin’ disgrace
So softcore, little girth
So softcore, little girth

Questions of law!
Questions of law!
Questions of law!
Trump is hateful with scorn

Silent Night
Taylor Swift

Silent night, holy night
All is calm and all is bright
Round yon virgin mother and child
Holy infant so tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace

Silent night, holy night
Shepherds quake at the sight
Glories stream from Heaven afar
Heavenly hosts sing Hallelujah
Christ the Saviour is born
Christ our Saviour is born

Silent night, holy night
Son of God
Love's pure light
Radiant beams from thy holy face
With the dawn of redeeming grace
Jesus Lord at thy birth
Jesus Lord at thy birth

Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Christ the Saviour is born

From 2006 to the present, Taylor Swift has swifted the Burgh a grand total of 12 times.

I saw Taylor Swift once.  When Tay-Tay was 16 years old, she sang the national anthem at Heinz Field.  The Bengals beat the Steelers 28-20.  It was her first performance in front of 50,000+.    

Taylor Swift: 

9-24-06, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA (attendance: 64,922)

Believe it or not, Bruce Dickinson, of Iron Maiden lore, one of the greatest singers in the history of heavy metal, yada-yada-yada, will be performing the national anthem for this weekend's Acrisure home opener against the Seahawks.  Up the Irons!

Spotted outside Jason Aldean's Cunt-tree Music Bar.  North Shore!

Fair warning: If he yells, "Scream for me Pittsburgh"... I'm going to shit myself.

Many lyrical omissions and twists 'n turns for this song.  Regrettably I chose the long version.  However, I did make the necessary corrections for the copywrited Swiftie version.  Normally I'd give less of a shit.  

Long story short, if you find this parody upsetting and/or disturbing... imagine how I feel?  For the love of D-g, don't be hatin'.  Haters gonna hate.

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

#3433.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#3434.  Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)

#3435.  Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)

#3436.  Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)

#3437.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3438.  Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)

#3439.  Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)

#3440.  White (Night --- Judy Collins)

#3441.  Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3442.  Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift) 

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