#4212. Husted

The Orange Prolapse recently endorsed incumbent Senator Jon Husted (R-OH).

Jon Husted, who is running for the Senate in the Great State of Ohio, is an ALL AMERICAN FOOTBALL PLAYER! He played Safety and, in one season, had 17 Interceptions, a record. As everyone knows, he has, and always will have, my Complete and Total Endorsement! Jon is one of the Greatest Players in the History of the State of Ohio, and he will make a fabulous Senator, beating a guy, Sherrod Brown, who got thrown out by the people three years ago. He was beaten by a now fantastic Senator, Bernie Moreno. GET OUT AND VOTE FOR JON HUSTED! He will make Ohio proud, just like he made Jon Gruden and his teammates proud, in helping Dayton win so many Football games, some of which, they said, were unwinnable — Except for Jon Husted’s brilliant playing. In Politics, he will be even better than he was at Football. AGAIN, JON HUSTED HAS MY COMPLETE AND TOTAL ENDORSEMENT — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Just for the record, the greatest football player in University of Dayton's history... is offensive ineman Brent Dick of Woodsfield, Ohio.  Our Linsly high school economics teacher Dave Plumby would address every student by their last name.  Saferstein, Athari, Anderson, Mupas, etc.  But when calling on Dick, he'd make a lone exception and gently say "Brent."  

Real Clear Politics has Husted's opponent, former Ohio Senator Sherrod Brown, up by 3.1 points.

Husted
sonofsaf

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Asshole ain’t fine, gay dildo time
On a Lake Tahoe vacation stay

Husted spreads the big lie
Husted spreads the big lie
Husted spreads the big lie

Ivanka’s a Jew, Christians rearrange
Salad tossin’ fag vacay

Husted spreads the big lie
Husted spreads the big lie
Husted spreads the big lie, yeah

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Husted spreads the big lie
Husted spreads the big lie
Husted spreads the big lie, yeah

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Cupid
King’s X

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Black valentine, pay for a crime
I ain't superstitious anyway

Cupid shot the wrong guy
Cupid shot the wrong guy
Cupid shot the wrong guy

I ain't over you, but it's gonna change
Move to Austin, get away

Cupid shot the wrong guy
Cupid shot the wrong guy
Cupid shot the wrong guy, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah
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Cupid shot the wrong guy
Cupid shot the wrong guy
Cupid shot the wrong guy, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah
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From 1989 to the present, King's X has performed pornographic regicide in the Burgh an impressive total of 19 times.  Surprisingly... I've never seen 'em.  

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

#3995.  Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)

#3996.  The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)

#3997.  Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)

#3998.  Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)

#3999.  Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)

#4000.  Tayvis (Save Us --- King's X)

#4001.  Sacrifice (Vincent Price --- Deep Purple)

#4002.  Save America Act (As A Matter Of Fact --- Babyface)

#4003.  Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts (A Collection Of Accounts --- Superchunk)

#4004.  Trump Accounts (Shake Break Bounce --- The Chemical Brothers)

#4005.  Trump's Sacrifice (My Sacrifice --- Creed)

#4006.  Graham Platner (deli platter --- Johnny Utah)

#4007.  Shotwell (Bombshell --- Operation Ivy)

#4008.  The MAGA Meltdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#4009.  Shotwell (Unwell --- Surf Curse)

#4010.  Lindsey Graham (Heather Graham --- Da Vinci's Notebook)

#4011.  Freedom Fuel (Rocket Fuel --- Alvin Lee)

#4012.  Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- Bee Gees)

#4013.  Nancy Mace (Face To Face --- David Allan Coe)

#4014.  Darline (Darlene --- The Lumineers)

#4015.  Mike Lindell (NFL --- sonofsaf)

#4016.  Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Spiderbait)

#4017.  Hegseth (Deep Breath --- 32 Leaves)

#4018.  Pete Hegseth (The Black Death --- Something Rotten Broadway Musical)

#4019.  TNT (T.N.T. --- AC/DC)

#4020.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Kickstart My Heart --- Motley Crue)

#4021.  Big Lie Coup D'etat Was Wild (If I Ever Was A Child --- Wilco)

#4022.  Pickaxe Mountain (Sugar Mountain --- Neil Young)

#4023.  Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Devandra Banhart)

#4024.  Andy Biggs (Truffle Pigs ---  Matthew Goodman Band)

#4025.  Hegseth (Deep Breath --- The Sound)

#4026.  Andy Biggs (Blinking Pigs --- Little Dragon)

#4027.  Andy S. Biggs (We Are The Pigs --- Suede)

#4028.  Donald Trump's Blowing (Where Are You Going --- Dave Matthews Band)

#4029.  Kolodin (Violin --- They Might Be Giants)

#4030.  Hegseth (Til Death --- Christopher Sieber & Megan Hilty)

#4031.  Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- All)

#4032.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#4033.  Thune (Goon --- Osees)

#4034.  Introducing Susan Collins (Introducing Mary Poppins --- Lin-Manuel Miranda & Emily Blunt)

#4035.  Tayvis (Save Us --- Feeder)

#4036.  Lance Schroyer (Destroyer --- Venom)

#4037.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder ---Incognito)

#4038.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- Uriah Heep)

#4039.  Clayton (Satan --- The Dwarves)

#4040.  Jay Clayton (Unshaken --- D'Angelo)

#4041.  Jay Clayton (Awaken --- Breaking Benjamin)

#4042.  Clayton (Taken --- Snow Ghosts)

#4043.  Thune (Goon --- Moon Tooth)

#4044.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Arlo Guthrie)

#4045.  Jay Clayton (Hail Satan --- Mindless Self Indulgence)

#4046.  Jeanine Pirro (Superhero --- Edie Brickell & The New Bohemians)

#4047.  Rick Brattin (Black Satin --- The Raveonettes)

#4048.  Sean Hannity (O' Sanity --- John Lennon & Yoko Ono)

#4049.  Moreno (Volcano --- Horse Jumper Of Love)

#4050.  Darline (Jolene --- Dolly Parton)

#4051.  Sean Hannity (Dark Sanity --- Mortician)

#4052.  John Braun (Walk On --- Deep Purple)

#4053.  John Braun (Walk On --- Roy Orbison)

#4054.  Bill Hagerty (Haphazardly --- Rhett Miller)

#4055.  Andy Ogles (Annie Oakley --- Miniature Tigers)

#4056.  Terafab (Taxi Cab --- The Naked Brothers Band)

#4057.  Terafab (Taxi Cab --- Vampire Weekend)

#4058.  Brent Taylor (Lost Sailor --- Grateful Dead)

#4059.  Tom Tiffany's Gonna Cheat (Epiphany On Mott Street --- The Waterboys)

#4060.  Tom Tiffany (Epiphany --- SG Lewis)

#4061.  Noem Is Deranged (Home On The Range --- John Denver)

#4062.  Noem (Home --- Low)

#4063.  Kristi Noem (Letters Home --- Childish Gambino)

#4064.  Noem (Home --- Casting Crowns)

#4065.  Jeanine Pirro (Superhero --- ChewieCatt)

#4066.  Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#4067.  Trumper Dumper (Little Sister --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#4068.  Noem (Home --- Aurora)

#4069.  ICE Gloves (White Gloves --- Khruangbin)

#4070.  Weinberger Stain (Hamburger Train --- Primus)

#4071.  Daylight Savings Time (Victim Or The Crime --- Grateful Dead)

#4072.  Megan Weinberger And Big Lies (I Love Cheeseburgers, Apple Pies --- Cake Pop)

#4073.  Karoline Leavitt (Letter Of Credit --- The Getaway Plan)

#4074.  ICE Gloves (God's Gloves --- Peace)

#4075.  MAGA Meg Weinberger (Big Kahuna Burger --- Knucks)

#4076.  MAGA Meg Weinberger (I Want A Hamburger --- Parry Gripp)

#4077.  Mace (Mace --- Blur)

#4078.  Kevin Rideout (Knock-Down Drag-Out --- Weezer)

#4079.  Jay Clayton (Hail Satan --- South Park)

#4080.  J.J. Grow (Let It Grow --- Black Lips)

#4081.  Round River (Big River --- Van Halen)

#4082.  J.J. Grow (Let It Grow --- Grateful Dead)

#4083.  J.J. Grow (Blow By Blow --- Fleetwood Mac)

#4084.  Kevin Rideout (Knock Down Drag Out --- Red Line Chemistry)

#4085.  John Rutherford (Old Thunderbird --- Devendra Banhart)

#4086.  Rutherford (Thunderbird --- Quiet Riot)

#4087.  Catalina (Ballerina --- Robin Trower) 

#4088.  ICE Gloves (Cracked Gloves --- Coast Modern)

#4089.  Catalina (Ballerina --- Oliver Hazard)

#4090.  Rutherford (Thunderbird --- ZZ Top)

#4091.  Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- King's X)

#4092.  Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Blackpool)

#4093.  Nick Begich Punk (Smack My Bitch Up --- The Prodigy)

#4094.  Human Printer (TV Dinners --- ZZ Top)

#4095.  Trump's The Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#4096.  Overton (Overdone --- Bombay Bicycle Club)

#4097.  Value Meal (Gates of Steal --- DEVO)

#4098.  Jeff Epstein Files (A Million Miles --- Goldfinger)

#4099.  Harp (Sharp --- Dexter & The Moon Rocks)

#4100.  Natalie Harp (Birth OF The Harp --- Amberian Dawn)

#4101.  Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Beast In Black)

#4102.  Catalina (Ballerina --- GRAY & DeVita)

#4103.  Eighty-Six Forty-Seven (When We All Get To Heaven --- Stars Go Dim)

#4104.  Eighty-Six Forty-Seven (Good Girls Go To Heaven --- Brooks & Dunn)

#4105.  Eighty-Six Forty-Seven (I Want To Go To Heaven --- Texas)

#4106.  Jeff Epstein Files (Five Hundred Miles --- Justin Timberlake)

#4107.  Jamieson Greer (You Need A Beer --- Parry Gripp)

#4108.  Jamieson Greer (Pussy Weed Beer --- Chastity Belt) 

#4109.  Lake America (White America --- Eminem)

#4110.  He's Mike P. Mazzei (She Drives Me Crazy --- Fine Young Cannibals)

#4111.  Mike Mazzei (She's Crazy --- The Kelly Family)

#4112.  MAGA Mike Mazzei (Mama He's Crazy --- The Judds)

#4113.  Mike P. Mazzei (Drive Me Crazy --- Ratt)

#4114.  Peters (Leaders --- Katatonia)

#4115.  Abbey Gate (Immolate --- Downswing)

#4116.  Harp (Carp --- Guttermouth)

#4117.  Begich (Ass Itch --- Korn)

#4118.  Abbey Gate (Interstate --- Neil Young)

#4119.  ICE (Ice --- Omen XIII)

#4120.  San Francisco's York (Air Conditioned Dork --- Big Black Delta)

#4121.  Abbey Gate Trump Warfare (Interstate Love Affair --- Night Ranger)

#4122.  Ontario (Scenario --- Dramarama)

#4123.  Trump's A Clown (Two Doors Down --- Dolly Parton)

#4124.  Needing A Ballroom (Queen Of The Ballroom --- Buddy Holly)

#4125.  Round River (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#4126.  Trumpapalooza (Sons Of Medusa --- Emmure)

#4127.  Lake America (Fuck America --- The Taxpayers)

#4128.  Leon Black (Back In Black --- AC/DC)

#4129.  Bartiromo (Jocko Homo --- DEVO)

#4130.  Wendy (Trendy --- Reel Big Fish)

#4131.  Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Meiko)

#4132.  Wendy (Trendy --- Old Mervs)

#4133.   Only New America (Only In America --- Brooks & Dunn)

#4134.  New America (Miss America --- James Blunt)

#4135.  Sununu Plan (The Voodoo Man --- The Del-Vikings)

#4136.  Sununu (Some Voodoo --- Richie Kotzen)

#4137.  John Sununu (Deja Voodoo --- David Ramirez)

#4138.  John Sununu (Deja Voodoo --- Golden Earring)

#4139.  Nine Eleven (War In Heaven --- The Raveonettes)

#4140.  Nine Eleven (War In Heaven --- Tailgunner)

#4141.  Slopaganda (Propaganda --- of Montreal)

#4142.  Slopaganda (Propaganda --- Sparks)

#4143.  Sununu (It's Voodoo --- Still Corners)

#4144.  Nine Eleven (It's My Heaven --- Blake Shelton)

#4145.  Drone Port Shitshow (Airport Disco --- Athlete)

#4146.  Drone Port (Airport --- Rosie Tucker)

#4147.  Drone Port (Airport --- Horse Jumper Of Love)

#4148.  New America (Miss America --- Blur)

#4149.  French Piss (French Kiss --- Still Corners)

#4150.  'Flecting Pool (My Old School --- Steely Dan)

#4151.  New America (Miss America --- Carolina Liar)

#4152.  Affordability (Vulnerability --- Mariah Carey)

#4153.  Affordability - Shit (Vulnerability - Skit --- Sunshine Anderson)

#4154.  Stormy D. (You And Me --- Kitty Wells & Red Foley)

#4155.  AI (Cream Pie --- Cane Hill)

#4156.  AI Lie (Tie-Dye Sky --- GRiZ)

#4157.  The Gift Of AI (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica)

#4158.  AI (Blue Sky --- Meat Loaf)

#4159.  AI (Blue Sky --- Allman Brothers)

#4160.  AI Force (No Remorse --- Kylesa)

#4161.  AI Czar (Shooting Star --- Bad Company)

#4162.  Slopaganda (Propaganda --- Sepultura)

#4163.  AI (Tie-Dye --- Tindertsicks)

#4164.  AI (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#4165.  Triumphal Arch (Mickey Mouse March --- The Mouseketeers)

#4166.  Trump's Triumphal Arch (A Full Moon In March --- The Waterboys)

#4167.  The Colosseum (The Strange Museum --- Paul Weller)

#4168.  Freedom Fest (House Arrest --- Jimmy Eat World)

#4169.  Ford's Theatre (Sweet Cheater --- Ratt)

#4170.  Big Lie AI (Goodbye Blue Sky --- Pink Floyd)

#4171.  Triumphal Arch (The Ides Of March --- Silverstein)

#4172.  New America (In America --- Creed)

#4173.  Nine Eleven (Made In Heaven --- Queen)

#4174.  John Sununu (Deja Voodoo --- Golden Earring)

#4175.  Jesse Waters (Stormy Waters --- Visions Of Atlantis)

#4176.  Straits Of Hormuz (Rhythm And Blues --- The Head And The Heart)

#4177.  SI (The Eye --- Radiator Hospital)

#4178.  Donald's Super Intelligence (17 Pink Sugar Elephants --- Vashti Bunyan)

#4179.  Kristi Noem! (Stay At Home! --- CG5)

#4180.  Joe Kent (Cement --- Ty Segall)

#4181.  SI (The Lie --- Bad Religion)

#4182.  Eric Schmitt (Hypocrite --- Alien Weaponry)

#4183.  Pink Slime (Prime Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

#4184.  Pink Slime (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#4185.  Witness At Your Service (U.S. Postal Slogan)

#4186.  (Fuckin' Shitshow) Kenneth Paxton

#4187.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- Dinah Washington)

#4188.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- Combichrist)

#4189.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- The Gathering)

#4190.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- Punch Brothers)

#4191.  Pete Ricketts Ain't Very Nice (Two Tickets To Paradise --- Eddie Money)

#4192.  Homo Bessent (Coral Crescent --- The Low Anthem)

#4193.  Lay Down Sally (Trump Clown Rally --- Eric Clapton)

#4194.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- The Relapse Symphony)

#4195.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- Korn)

#4196.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- Avril Lavigne)

#4197.  Dan Scavino (Gran Torino --- Greyhaven)

#4198.  Kenneth Paxton (Satisfaction --- Richie Spice)

#4199.  Susan Dell (Infidel --- The Bouncing Souls)

#4200. Pete Hegseth (Killed By Death --- Motorhead)

#4201. Kate Zacharia (Christ The Messiah --- Michael W. Smith)

#4202. Kate Zacharia (Handel's Messiah --- Relient K)

#4203.  Trump Ocean (Slow Motion --- David Gray)

#4204.  Trump Ocean (Slow Motion --- Leo Sayer)

#4205.  Zacharia Is The Cunt Of D.C. (Diarrhea Runs In The Family --- Bloodhound Gang)

#4206.  Trump Ocean (Slow Motion --- Lifehouse)

#4207.  Elon (Dear John sitcom theme song --- Deborah Lurie)

#4208.  Guilfoyle (Snake Oil --- TENDER)

#4209.  Peter Hegseth (Peddlers Of Death --- Black Label Society)

#4210.  Guilfoyle (Snake Oil --- Embrace)

#4211.  Katie Zacharia (Roll Old Jeremiah --- Black Crowes)

#4212.  Husted --- (Cupid --- King's X)

 

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