#3999. Mitch

I'm gonna give Senator Mitch McConnell a "shadowy" Orange Prolapse Trophy.

Well deserved!  (An Orange Prolapse is bartender slang for a Dewars on the rocks)

Let's put the Jew...

back in the 4th of Jew-lie. 

 

Mitch
sonofsaf

He’s Mitch
Likes dildo toys
Mitch, Mitch, Mitch
The fake news destroy
So fucked up
Mushroom dick for Stormy
Best Jag-off
WHORE!

Learning and cheating to cheat
Trump’s stalls are toilet freaking
Golden golden golden gold toilet’s a stall

The orange clown’s ass doth stink
Because he’s a piece of shit
Such a cunt
The Donald’s so fucked up
He’s so fucked up
WHORE!

He’s Mitch
Likes dildo toys
Mitch, Mitch, Mitch
The fake news destroy
The fake news destroy
Gay

Learning and cheating to cheat
Trump’s stalls are toilet freaking
Golden golden golden gold toilet’s a stall

Learning and cheating to cheat
Trump’s stalls are toilet freaking
Golden golden golden gold toilet’s a stall

Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch
Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch
Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch
Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch
Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch
Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch
Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch
Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch
Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch
Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch

 

Rich
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

I'm rich
Like a hot noise
Rich, rich, rich
I'll take you out boy
So stuck up
Wish you'd stick in to me
Flesh ripped off
RAAAAAWR

Turning it beating no beat
The walls are always speaking
No want no want no want no speaking at all

She slipped down a rot drink 
Unzipped she doesn't exist
So unloved
I took 'em standing up
So stuck up
RAAAAAWR

I'm rich
Like a hot noise
Rich, rich, rich
I'll take you out boy
I'll take you out boy
Hey

Turning it beating no beat
The walls are always speaking
No want no want no want no speaking at all

Turning it beating no beat
The walls are always speaking
No want no want no want no speaking at all

Rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich
Rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich
Rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich
Rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich
Rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich
Rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich
Rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich
Rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich
Rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich
Rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich

 

The Yeah Yeah Yeahs played the burgh just once.  Back in 2002 at Club Laga.  I was not in attendance.  Never seen 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

#3995.  Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)

#3996.  The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)

#3997.  Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)

#3998.  Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)

#3999.  Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs) 

Please do not share this material with Senator Mitch McConnell and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3998. Mitch

On this particular 4th of July, I'm presenting Senator Mitch McConnell, who has been unfortunately hospitalized for the past 3 weeks, with the highly coveted 86/47 Award.

Well deserved!  Regardless of his precarious health situation.

Lame, pathetic, a total waste of time... Trump Dump MAGAzine

 

For the love of Space-X!

 

Mitch
sonofsaf

Coup d’etats are not a crime
Insurrection defined
The Donald’s a twat and too inbred
That tub of lard’s unkind

Senator Mitch his health is crummy
Trump isn’t funny he’s the Orange Prolapse
Gay Mitch McConnell’s scummy
Euro-First Lady ain’t got no class

 

Bitch
Stephen Lynch

Had to see you one last time
There's something on my mind
How do I say what needs to be said?
The words are hard to find

How about bitch give me my money
I want my money and i want it fast
Hey, bitch give me my money
Else I'm 'bout to take it out your ass

 

Stephen Lynch has never performed in the Burgh.  Never seen him.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

#3995.  Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)

#3996.  The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)

#3997.  Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)

#3998.  Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch) 

Please do not share this material with Senator Mitch McConnell and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3997. Mitch

Former Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) isn't doing too well.

About 3 weeks ago, paramedics gave McConnell CPR.  Yep, unconscious in a state of cardiac arrest.  A spokesman for the Senator said he's in the hospital recuperating...  and doing well.

The Orange Prolapse smiles when the Old Crow concedes that he'll likely soon pass away

Let us say a pray for Mitch.  He was the lone GOP Senator to vote against Robert F. Kennedy Jr. for Health & Human Services Director.

Behold!  The Reflecting Poo.  (Rachel Carson Bridge) 

For the Love of M-n!

Such courage... especially when it doesn't count for shit.

Mitch
sonofsaf

Senator Mitch
Kentucky’s a bitch
Big Mac Quarter Pound,
Stop the stealing clown.

The ground and pound of UFC despair,
Minoxidil chooser, The Donald’s hair,
Stormy D. is wetter you’ll see,
All the news is faker in D.C.

Cum hear the sound tiny penis fan,
His mushroom’s a dud, no fuckin’ stir fry plan, 
Retard of lard, Orange Prolapse strong,
With a coup d’etat plan let’s sing-a-long.

 

Bitch
The Vasolines

I'm a real bitch,
I'm a twisted witch,
I'll screw you around,
When your feeling down.

I wonder around with my nose in the air,
I bug all these losers, but I don't care,
They might think they're better than me,
But I'm gonna make them history.

I've been around I've done all I can,
I'll mess you a bud, I'll even steal your man,
I've tried to hard, been pushed too long,
Gonna put all you man where you belong.

The Vaselines never lubricated the Burgh.  Never saw 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

#3995.  Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)

#3996.  The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)

#3997.  Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)

Please do not share this material with Senator Mitch McConnell and/or President Donald J. Trump.