The Orange Prolapse is threatening to send ICE agents deep into the arctic to secure their precious supply of ice. WATER!
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| I will say one thing. AI did a decent job of capturing the "fluorescent carrot cake hue" of Trump's face. |
Hey, ice is a hot commodity these days. Especially near the North Pole.
Hypothetical scenario: Trump's on his way to Davos, Switzerland for the World Economic Forum to deal with NATO and the Greenland extortion/invasion fiasco. But just as Air Force One gets off the ground, it's forced to suddenly turn around and return to St. Andrews Air Force Base due to minor electrical issues.
Hmm, that seems normal and routine.
So Trump's forced to board a different, alternative plane. One which adheres to "less accountable emergency aviation standards."
Uh duh, all that just happened as I'm typing this. And it doesn't pass the smell test.
I'd be curious to see the number of times Air Force One has had minor technical electrical difficulties that require it to abort its mission. Once again, duh.
Anyhoo, here's my take. After an exhausting 8 hour flight,
Donald heroically orders the pilot to "TURN THIS DAMN PLANE AROUND!"
Trump just got briefed about civil unrest in Minnesota. Conditions on the ground have suddenly taken a turn for the worse. He's gotta get back to the country he loves. He must defend it. Hint: Think in terms of the movie Air Force One.
Hey, that Hans Solo dude knew my ex-Wheeling, West Vagina neighbor. He roomed with him at University of Wisconsin for four years!
His name Dick Papke. He live on Wyngate Court. I good friend with his son Spence. Was 10 year old.
Naturally, Trump heads straight to Minnesota on no sleep, lands in Minneapolis and makes a heroic speech on the tarmac. Or maybe even goes to the scene of the Renee Good head blowing off incident. I wouldn't put it past him. The optics for invoking the Insurrection Act would likely require some "heightened justification." Hence the need for an over-the-top political stunt. Right up Trump's alley.
Donald’s Greenland
sonofsaf
Hell, the worst J. is a Donald J.
And his ass is very sore
Butt his wife cooks the mushroom meat
A First Lady Euro-whore
Tahoe was stormy
MAGA’s so unkind
Shitshow, with a job to blow
Trump’s lost his mind
What the fuck face of (a) horse of course
But her fake tits are nice
Go blow MAGA fools and clowns
And the liars once or twice
Washington D.C.
Sea to shining sea
Shitshow, with a job to blow
Washington, D.C.
Fraud man, with ugly hair
First Lady’s a dyke
Melania and toilet stalls
Her Euro-twat for all to see
Trump’s here Donald’s Greenland
U.S. will reside
Trumpin’ Dumpin’ on a gold throne
The news is fake like Kristi Noem
Waving old glory’s a joke you see
Shaving hairy cunt porno
Stormy Daniels didn’t cum
In lake of sin Tahoe
Period’s too late
‘Merica ain’t great
Shit show, with a job to blow
Way out in Tahoe
Christ turned water into wine
Butt Ivanka is a Jew
She’s bloody like Tampon Tim
With some help from John R. Thune
Damn I hate his voice
Trump is not pro-choice
Shitshow with a job to blow
Clown fellatio
Trump’s here Donald’s Greenland
Denmark’s hands are tied
Piece of shit there is no doubt
Queer who lied I must confide
Trump’s here Donald’s Greenland
U.S. will reside
Trumpin’ Dumpin’ on a gold throne
The news is fake like Kristi Noem
Shitshow with a job to blow
Clown fellatio
Trump’s here Donald’s Greenland
Denmark’s hands are tied
Piece of shit there is no doubt
Queer who lied I must confide
Trump’s here Donald’s Greenland
U.S. will reside
Trumpin’ Dumpin’ on a gold throne
The news is fake like Kristi Noem
Uncle John’s Band
Grateful Dead
Well, the first days are the hardest days
Don't you worry anymore
'Cause when life looks like Easy Street
There is danger at your door
Think this through with me
Let me know your mind
Whoa, oh, what I want to know
Is are you kind?
It's a buck dancer's choice my friend
Better take my advice
You know all the rules by now
And the fire from the ice
Will you come with me?
Won't you come with me?
Whoa, oh, what I want to know
Will you come with me?
Goddamn, well, I declare
Have you seen the like
Their walls are built of cannon balls
Their motto is don't tread on me
Come hear Uncle John's Band
Playing to the tide
Come with me or go alone
He's come to take his children home
It's the same story the crow told me
It's the only one he know
Like the morning sun you come
And like the wind you go
Ain't no time to hate
Barely time to wait
Whoa, oh, what I want to know
Where does the time go?
I live in a silver mine
And I call it "Beggar's Tomb"
I got me a violin
And I beg you call the tune
Anybody's choice
I can hear your voice
Whoa-ho what I want to know
How does the song go?
Come hear Uncle John's Band
By the riverside
Got some things to talk about
Here beside the rising tide
Come hear Uncle John's Band
Playing to the tide
Come on along or go alone
He's come to take his children home
Whoa-ho what I want to know
How does the song go?
Come hear Uncle John's Band
By the riverside
Got some things to talk about
Here beside the rising tide
Come hear Uncle John's Band
Playing to the tide
Come on along or go alone
He's come to take his children home
Always liked the Playin > Uncle John's Band > Playin to open the second set. At the same time, I've always despised hippie concert reviews when someone writes... "next up came a toasty version of Uncle John's Band." For some reason this angers the Hateful Head. (I'm increasingly referring to myself in the third person these days. Much like the Orange Prolapse).
I just don't care for the marshmallow-inspired cozy campfire inference.
Cotton man was all fluff. I would've vastly preferred a sticky marshmallow man.
From 1969 to 1995, the Grateful Dead broke down the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.
Grateful Dead:
04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
Bob Weir, 8-31-92, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
Ratdog & Rusted Root, 8-12-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Other Ones, 11-29-02, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Dead, Bob Dylan, 8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
Dead & Company, 6-28-17, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH