| Spotted outside The Fairmont. |
| ... and utterly fecal. |
| Hillary Clinton testifies today... behind closed doors. |
Let's give Colorado's Hope Scheppelman a "Make America GRATE Again" Award.
But a Kyle Rittenhouse endorsement? WTF?!? Hope should be soliciting approval from the CBLD (Coalition of Butch Lesbians and Dykes).
Colorado voters head to the polls on June 30, 2026.
Hope Scheppelman
sonofsaf
Hella pornographic hopes
Your genital disease
Stormy fucked a dope
Stormy fucked indeed
Stop the steal and defend whore Hope Scheppelman
Clown has no morning wood
Fake penis won’t grow
Viagra blows it’s a tiny mushroom show
Stop the steal and defend whore Hope Scheppelman
Donald’s hair is a rug his Rogaine we endure
A Jew is the enemy
Ivanka Kushner’s MAGA nation and the insurrection was a coup d’etat for free
Stormy D. was a cunt
Stormy was a piece of shit
Donald has barely nothing to lick
Stop the steal and defend whore Hope Scheppelman
McDonald’s a la carte Big Mac’s way outta line
Cunt hair is a pubic journey
Let’s get yinz salad tossed
Donald dropped his drawers to get spanked by Stormy D.
Butthole cock Orange Prolapse stains
Washington, D.C.
Inbred butt he will pray for all that’s obscene
Stop the steal and defend whore Hope Scheppelman
Stop the steal and defend whore Hope Scheppelman
Bad Medicine
Whiskey Myers
Well you got me on the ropes
You got me on my knees
I been losing hope
I been losing speed
I can feel it again you're bad medicine
How can something so good
Make me feel so low
The darkness grows near from the lies that you sow
I can feel it again you're bad medicine
Darling you got the drug honey you got the cure
Yeah you got the remedy
It's time to check the expiration cause your medication's gonna be the death of me
You hit me like a ton
Hit me like a ton of bricks
Darling your love is making me sick
I can feel it again you're bad medicine
You got a cold, cruel heart and a black magic mind
I swear you put a curse on me
It's time to cut our loss
I'll take the withdraws if you would just set me free
But ya locked me up in chains
Threw away the key
She said she learned her ways from a voodoo queen
I can feel it again you're bad medicine
I can feel it again you're bad medicine
Whiskey Myers has beamed the Burgh twice. Once in 2019 at Stage AE. The other time in 2022 at the UPMC Events Center on the RMU campus. Never heard of Whiskey Myers. However, I did go to Whiskey Dick's in the Strip District... back in the day.
Whiskey Myers opens for the Black Crowes on June 10, 2026 at Blossom.
