The "Charlie Kirk Act" is on its way to the desk of Governor Bill Lee (R-TN).
Turns out that Charlie's vision of free speech is more about punishing students on college campuses who hold liberal views. You gotta wonder if public universities in The Volunteer State would end up fining, disciplining and possibly suspending students for laying down Trump Dumps.
| The Orange Prolapse! Always best served on the rocks. |
Time will tell.
In other news, the NFL Draft is great place for an $18 tepid Bud Light draft. Mmm.
Charlie Kirk Act
sonofsaf
Pornography the Orange Prolapse opens wide
Lake Tahoe vacation’s fight for mushroom pride
Tiny penis on display for some horseface love
Asshole will stink “hell, let us pray from above.”
[Chorus:]
It’s the Charlie Kirk Act - and that crap’s a fact
It’s the Charlie Kirk Act - bullshit sodomy
Donald’s devout ‘cause a g-string is not a thong
In 2020 his defeat to Joe Biden went wrong
And the cream from Kristi Noem’s a pie so great
Trump shits on a golden throne of putrid hate
Natural Fact
Robin Trower
You had to see the lights from the other side
Now the situation’s tight you’re on the slide
Well things didn’t go your way so you had to run
And now you think “well, okay but where’s the fun?”
[Chorus:]
It’s a natural fact – opposites attract
It’s a natural fact – call it destiny
Now it’s cold out on the street and the night is long
And the music you found so sweet is just a siren song
Now you dream about a home you used to hate
You don’t have to be alone it’s not too late
NO lyrical print-out --- Printer is still experiencing a paper jam.
From 1974 to the present Robin Trower has towered over the Burgh a grand total of 13 times. Never seen him.