The Orange Prolapse's token Palm Beach houseboy Jon Maples...
just lost an election to a radical, leftist, evil, non-D-g fearing Democrat.
Emily Gregory!
Irregardless, butt the fartless, let's give Jon Maples a well deserved consolation prize.
| That generous reservoir of orange jimmies reminds me of Dunkard's Fork. About 40 minutes out the crick. |
Hey, long story short... Maples is a Trump endorsed loser.
As is evidenced by all the gratuitous Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' n'at.
Maples
sonofsaf
Maples god damn
Maples god damn prolapse fart
Maples god damn
Maples is fucked up
Maples god damn
Maples is fucked up
The Donald is queer
Jared Jew is inbred
The Donald is queer
What the fuck Ivanka is dead
The Donald is queer
Ivanka Trump is inbred
Butt pornography’s anal instead
Log Cabin fags are queer
Orange Prolapse opens up wide
Drink Bud Light beer
He’s so fucked up the libtards all cry
The Donald is queer
Jon Maples that bitch he has lied
Twat pornography horseface got fed
Butt pornography’s anal instead
Butt pornography’s anal instead
Twat pornography horseface got fed
Staples
Buffalo Tom
Staple my hand
Staple my hands to my heart
Staple my hand
Staple my lips shut
Staple my hand
Staple my lips shut
I'm staying right here
I won't move 'til I'm dead
I'm staying right here
You can cut me in two instead
I'm staying right here
I won't move 'til you're dead
But you can move me over my head
I'm raking up threats here
I've left the gypsies outside
I'm make bets dear
I just woke up one morning and died
I'm staying right here
Your staples have stitched deep inside
And you can move me over my head
But you can move me over my head
But you can move me over my head
And you can move me over my head
Buffalo Tom played the Burgh just once. At the Metropol in the Strip District back in the spring of 1996. Never heard of 'em.
