Bryan Adams was at Stormy D, er uhh, PPG Paints Arena a few nights ago.
Stormy D. Arena!
Seriously though, I'd be willing to kick in a hefty contribution to help obtain the naming rights.
Butt why would anyone in there write mind pay $1,279 for an 18th row floor seat at PPG Paints for a Bryan Adams concert? Hmm, maybe 'cause Pat Benatar was the opener.
Speaking of openings, entries, insertions, etc... allow me to present the first ever Tiny Mushroom Pylon Hole Dump.
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| Spotted in the Giant Iggles parking lot on the North Side. Dear God! |
Meanwhile, in the bizarro political universe, Trump is bragging about Thanksgiving dinner affordability.
2025 Thanksgiving dinner under Trump is 25% lower than 2024 Thanksgiving dinner under Biden, according to Walmart. My cost are lower than the Democrats on everything, especially oil and gas! So the Democrats “affordability” issue is DEAD! STOP LYING!!!
"My costs are lower" you dumbshit.
The Orange Prolapse neglected to mention that his fake menu doesn't even include a real turkey.
Trump substituted turkey roll.
Giddy-up! MAHA!
Seven
sonofsaf
A, stinkin’ gold toilet is kinda queer
Stormy D.’s pornography
She’s a horseface enemy
Fox News is so fake for eternity
He’s a clown fat asshole's sore
Butt bend over now
A creepy dumpster cum in store
Stormy’s adulterous cunt
Lake Tahoe it wasn’t much fun
Pink slime is the lard of a thief
Forty-seven
Upon McDonald’s he’ll feed
Donald’s Orange Prolapse fuckin’ fart
The President of D.C.
Forty-seven
The, First Lady wife’s Slovenian
MAGA flags unfurled in town
Orange Prolapsin’ syndrome of down
Yeah, Donald’s insane sheer stupidity
Forty-five won’t go away
The Donald’s a clown
Kushner’s cunt is on display
And, Stormy’s adulterous cunt
Lake Tahoe it wasn’t much fun
Pink slime is the lard of a thief
Forty-seven
Upon McDonald’s he’ll feed
Donald's Orange Prolapse fuckin’ fart
The President of D.C.
Forty-seven
Stormy Daniels wore a thong
Her titties so alive
Her cunt was smelling strong
Son-in-law’s a fuckin’ Jew
Coup d’etat crime’s very bad
Yeah, Trumpin’ Dumpin’ just for you
And, Stormy’s adulterous cunt
Lake Tahoe it wasn’t much fun
Pink slime is the lard of a thief
Forty-seven
Upon McDonald’s he’ll feed
Donald’ Orange Prolapse fuckin’ fart
The President of D.C.
Forty-seven
Forty-seven, seven
Ivanka her cunt
Ivanka her greed
Forty-seven
Forty-seven
Forty-seven
Heaven
Bryan Adams
Oh, thinkin' about all our younger years
There was only you and me
We were young and wild and free
Now nothin' can take you away from me
We've been down that road before
But that's over now
You keep me comin' back for more
Baby, you're all that I want
When you're lyin' here in my arms
I'm findin' it hard to believe
We're in heaven
And love is all that I need
And I found it there in your heart
It isn't too hard to see
We're in heaven
Oh, once in your life you find someone
Who will turn your world around
Bring you up when you're feelin' down
Yeah, nothin' could change what you mean to me
Oh, there's lots that I could say
But just hold me now
'Cause our love will light the way
And, baby, you're all that I want
When you're lyin' here in my arms
I'm findin' it hard to believe
We're in heaven
Yeah, love is all that I need
And I found it there in your heart
It isn't too hard to see
We're in heaven
I've been waitin' for so long
For somethin' to arrive
For love to come along
Now our dreams are comin' true
Through the good times and the bad
Yeah, I'll be standin' there by you
And, baby, you're all that I want
When you're lyin' here in my arms
I'm findin' it hard to believe
We're in heaven
And love is all that I need
And I found it there in your heart
It isn't too hard to see
We're in heaven, heaven
You're all that I want
You're all that I need
We're in heaven
We're in heaven
We're in heaven
This song's title could easily be altered to "Dumpin'." But I'm a strict constructionist when it cums to penning song parodies.
Just replace "We're in heaven" with "Trumpin Dumpin"
From 1982 to the present, Bryan Adams has "sixty-nined" the Burgh a grand total of 16 times.
Bryan Adams:
9-2-87, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
The Big Lie 100:
#3412. Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)
#3413. Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)
#3414. Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)
#3415. Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart)
#3416. Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)
#3417. Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)
#3418. Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)
#3419. Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)
#3420. Gor (War --- Son Lux)
#3421. Gor (War --- The Exploited)
#3422. Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)
#3423. Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)
#3424. Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)
#3425. Gor (War --- The Cardigans)
#3426. O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)
#3427. Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)
#3428. Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)
#3429. Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)
#3430. Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)
#3431. Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)
#3432. Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)
#3433. Trump (Plump --- Hole)
#3434. Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)
#3435. Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)
#3436. Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)
#3437. Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)
#3438. Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)
#3439. Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)
#3440. White (Night --- Judy Collins)
#3441. Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)
#3442. Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)
#3443. White (Fight --- The Cure)
#3444. Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)
#3445. Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)
#3446. Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)
#3447. Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)
#3448. Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)
#3449. White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)
#3450. Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)
#3451. Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel)
#3452. Dana White (See The Light --- Hillsong Worship)
#3453. Buffalo Bills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)
#3454. Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Kiss)
#3455. Tyrus (Iris --- Goo Goo Dolls)
#3456. Tyrus (Iris --- The Breeders)
#3457. Tyrus (Iris --- Live)
#3458. Blow Dana White (Go Fly A Kite --- Bing Crosby)
#3459. Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Bee Gees)
#3460. Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Sunami)
#3461. The Orange Prolapse Stain (I Can't Stand The Rain --- Tina Turner)
#3462. Tyrus (Iris --- Pastel Ghost)
#3463. Fuck Dana White (The Inner Light --- The Beatles)
#3464. Antifa (Amnesia --- The Vines)
#3465. Antifa (Amnesia --- Mr. Kittie)
#3466. Jimmy Kimmel (Sacrificial --- Death)
#3467. Tits Are Fake (Cups And Cakes --- Spinal Tap)
#3468. Dumbfuck Bondi (Must Crush Barbie --- Spinal Tap)
#3469. Blowing In Mar-a-Lago (Going To California --- Led Zeppelin)
#3470. The UFC And Dana White (I'm Beginning To See The Light --- Frank Sinatra)
#3471. Donald Loved Stormy (Gimme Some Money --- Spinal Tap)
#3472. Jerry Jeudy (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)
#3473. Antifa (Amnesia --- Saga)
#3474. Congressman Don Bacon (Bringing Home The Bacon --- Procol Harum)
#3475. Brendan Carr (Drive My Car --- The Beatles)
#3476. Trump Gold Card (Cop Graveyard --- Teen Suicide)
#3477. Trump Dump Forever (Hell Bent For Leather)
#3478. Trump Dump World (Stupid Girl --- Garbage)
#3479. Trump Is A Shitshow (Come To My Window --- Melissa Etheridge)
#3480. Gold Card (Graveyard --- Blue Rodeo)
#3481. Halligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Goodbye --- Hamilton)
#3482. Prosecutor Halligan (Alexander Hamilton --- Hamilton
#3483. Dirty Cop (Coffee Shop --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)
#3484. Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- The Chordettes)
#3485. Dirty Cop (Candy Shop --- 50 Cent & Olivia)
#3486. SLIMEBALL (Rag Doll --- Franki Valli & The Four Seasons)
#3487. Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- Treblemakers)
#3488. Trump Shutdown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)
#3489. The Donald's Trumpin' And Dumpin' (You've Got Another Thing Comin' --- Judas Priest)
#3490. Slimeball (Rag Doll --- Aerosmith)
#3491. The Donald Shutdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)
#3492. Shutdown (Downtown --- Petula Clark)
#3493. Shutdown Street (Shakedown Street --- Grateful Dead)
#3494. Shutdown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#3495. Trump Shut Shit Down (Don't Bring Me Down --- Electric Light Orchestra)
#3496. Jared Kushner's A Jew (What I Like About You --- The Romantics)
#3497. Shutdown (Slow Down --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#3498. Pete Hegseth (Kiss of Death --- Dokken)
#3499. Peter Hegseth (Angel Of Death --- Slayer)
#3500. Fake News (Bad News --- Zach Bryan)
#3501. Trumpin' (Truckin' --- Grateful Dead)
#3502. Donald's Hair & Andy Barr (Kitchenwares & Candy Bars --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#3503. Pete Hegseth (Kiss Of Death --- New Order)
#3504. Univision (Television --- Stabbing Westward)
#3505. Nobel Peace Prize (Devil Inside --- INXS)
#3506. Scavino (Don't You Know --- The Hollies)
#3507. Trump Fucked Stormy (Pump Dat Party --- Chemical Brothers)
#3508. Donald J. Trump (Mutual Slump --- DJ Shadow)
#3509. Scavino (Don't You Know --- DEVO)
#3510. Trump (Slump --- Ginger Root)
#3511. Dumping In Mar-A-Lago (Humping On Your Stereo --- Supergrass)
#3512. Meloni (Bologna --- Oscar Meyer Commercial)
#3513. Kushner's A Fucking Jew (Making Our Dreams Come True --- Cyndi Grecco)
#3514. Scott Kenneth Bessent (Under The Crescent --- Lake Of Tears)
#3515. Disarm (Disarm --- Smashing Pumpkins)
#3516. Vince Fong (Bird Song --- Grateful Dead)
#3517. Scott Bessent's Face (Incessant Mace --- Soundgarden)
#3518. Kirk Was A Bitch (Working The Ditch --- Melvins)
#3519. Blue Slip (One Slip --- Pink Floyd)
#3520. Gallrein (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)
#3521. Thune Plan (Spoonman --- Soundgarden)
#3522. Scott Bessent's Gay (Fluorescent Grey)
#3523. Ed Gallrein (Ball And Chain --- The Who)
#3524. Matt Van Epps (Baby Steps --- Olivia Dean)
#3525. William Crain (Mary Jane --- Spin Doctors)
#3526. William Crain (Gravy Train --- Staus Quo)
#3527. Cole (Hole --- Jimmie's Chicken Shack)
#3528. Donald Trump And Paul Gosar (Anyone Can Play Guitar --- Radiohead)
#3529. Ballroom Shit (Ballroom Blitz --- Krokus)
#3530. Ballroom (Perfume --- Old 97's)
#3531. Ballroom Bullshit (Courtroom Spirit --- Annette Soundtrack)
#3532. Sununu (Who Are You --- Black Sabbath)
#3533. Brad Little's Turds (Three Little Birds --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)
#3534. 'Vanka's A Jew (Still Loving You --- Scorpions)
#3535. Donald's In Charge (Charles In Charge --- Sitcom theme song)
#3536. Andrew Clyde (Suicide --- Teen Suicide)
#3537. (Ice Team) --- ((Nice Dream) --- Radiohead)
#3538. Arctic Frost (Holocaust --- Ceremony)
#3539. Arctic Frost (Holocaust --- Dan England & John Ford Coley)
#3540. Tylenol (Waterfall --- Bananarama)
#3541. Tylenol (Cannonball --- The Breeders)
#3542. Arctic Frost (Holocaust --- Son Volt)
#3543. Melissa (Melissa --- King Diamond)
#3544. Trump Dumpin' It's The Ballroom Shitshow (She Came In Through The Bathroom Window --- The Beatles)
#3545. Peace Through Strength (Give Me Strength --- Eric Clapton)
#3546. Peace Through Strength (Inner Strength --- Hilary Duff)
#3547. Peace Through Strength (Give Me Strength --- Neil Young)
#3548. Tylenol (Waterfall --- Electric Light Orchestra)
#3549. Ballroom (Perfume --- The Jesus And Mary Chain)
#3550. Nigeria (Albania --- Coach from Cheers)
#3551. Forty-Five (So Alive --- Love And Rockets)
#3552. Andrew Clyde (Mama Tried --- Grateful Dead)
#3553. Stormy's Thong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)
#3554. Stormy's Thong Forever (We Belong Together --- Bad Brains)
#3555. Stormy's Thong Brings Pleasure (We Belong Together --- Ritchie Valens)
#3556. Andrew Clyde (Suicide --- Puddle of Mudd)
#3557. Donald Is A Wimp (Danny Is A Wimp --- Screeching Weasel)
#3558. Scharf Lie (Barfly --- Ray LaMontagne)
#3559. Ballroom (Perfume --- Marilyn Manson)
#3560. Seven (Heaven --- Bryan Adams)
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