Donald Trump's nomination for Surgeon General...
is a fellow ginger!
Casey Means!
Make America Healthy Again. MAHA!
Pending her confirmation, I'll be proud to present her with a Golden Toilet Award.
Casey Means
sonofsaf
Donald’s asshole left a stain causing great despair
Fucking shout out to Trump because he doesn’t care
Voters gettin’ paid off that new norm ain’t cool
Donald’s asshole’s gonna stink it’s the smell of stool
We don’t wanna king, Donald Trump fuck you
Worse than Burger King flame broiled too
Fine and dandy Surgeon Casey Means
General nature of her’s so obscene
Melania’s a shitshow and a dyke
Her Euro-slutty butthole opens wide
A crooked damn queer and her asshole stinks
White House ill repute there’s a MAGA link
A Donald Trump romance seems so very wrong, and gay
Fuckin’ smelly anus will reek and Stormy wore a thong, so gay
Forty-five blows, we should impeach, Forty-seven farts, gay!
Donald is a piece of shit, ridin’ in a golf cart
We don’t wanna a king Donald Trump fuck you
Worse than Burger King flame broiled too
Fine and so dandy Surgeon Casey Means
General nature of her’s so obscene
Melania First Lady drinks Bud Light
More circus candy and peanuts implied
A crooked damn queer and a shithead stinks
It’s even worse when the Orange Prolapse winks
No, truth or dare, truth or dare
Truth or dare, truth or dare, truth or dare, truth or dare
We don’t wanna a king Donald Trump fuck you
Worse than Burger King flame broiled too
Fine and so dandy Surgeon Casey Means
General nature of her’s so obscene
Melania First Lady drinks Bud Light
More circus candy and peanuts implied
A crooked damn queer and a shithead stinks
It’s even worse when the Orange Prolapse winks
Pork And Beans
Weezer
They say I need some Rogaine to put in my hair
Working out at the gym to fit my underwear
Oakley makes the shades that transform a tool
You'd hate for the kids to think that you lost your cool
I'ma do the things that I wanna do
I ain't got a thing to prove to you
I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans
Excuse my manners if I make a scene
I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like
I'm fine and dandy with the me inside
One look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink
I don't give a hoot about what you think
Everyone likes to dance to a happy song, hey, hey
With a catchy chorus and beat so they can sing along, hey, hey
Timbaland knows the way to reach the top of the charts, hey!
Maybe if I work with him, I can perfect the art
I'ma do the things that I wanna do
I ain't got a thing to prove to you
I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans
Excuse my manners if I make a scene
I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like
I'm fine and dandy with the me inside
One look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink
I don't give a hoot about what you think
No, I don't care, I don't care
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care
I'ma do the things that I wanna do
I ain't got a thing to prove to you
I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans
Excuse my manners if I make a scene
I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like
I'm fine and dandy with the me inside
One look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink
I don't give a hoot about what you think
Challenging, stilted lyrics.
Since 1994, Weezer has rocked the Burgh a grand total of 8 times.
Weezer:
5-29-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
7-3-16, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
7-10-18, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Big Lie 100:
#3412. Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)
#3413. Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)
#3414. Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)
#3415. Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart)
#3416. Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)
#3417. Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)
#3418. Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)
#3419. Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)
#3420. Gor (War --- Son Lux)
#3421. Gor (War --- The Exploited)
#3422. Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)
#3423. Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)
#3424. Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)
#3425. Gor (War --- The Cardigans)
#3426. O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)
#3427. Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)
#3428. Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)
#3429. Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)
#3430. Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)
#3431. Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)
#3432. Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)
#3433. Trump (Plump --- Hole)
#3434. Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)
#3435. Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)
#3436. Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)
#3437. Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)
#3438. Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)
#3439. Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)
#3440. White (Night --- Judy Collins)
#3441. Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)
#3442. Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)
#3443. White (Fight --- The Cure)
#3444. Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)
#3445. Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)
#3446. Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)
#3447. Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)
#3448. Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)
#3449. White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)
#3450. Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)
#3451. Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel)
#3452. Dana White (See The Light --- Hillsong Worship)
#3453. Buffalo Bills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)
#3454. Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Kiss)
#3455. Tyrus (Iris --- Goo Goo Dolls)
#3456. Tyrus (Iris --- The Breeders)
#3457. Tyrus (Iris --- Live)
#3458. Blow Dana White (Go Fly A Kite --- Bing Crosby)
#3459. Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Bee Gees)
#3460. Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Sunami)
#3461. The Orange Prolapse Stain (I Can't Stand The Rain --- Tina Turner)
#3462. Tyrus (Iris --- Pastel Ghost)
#3463. Fuck Dana White (The Inner Light --- The Beatles)
#3464. Antifa (Amnesia --- The Vines)
#3465. Antifa (Amnesia --- Mr. Kittie)
#3466. Jimmy Kimmel (Sacrificial --- Death)
#3467. Tits Are Fake (Cups And Cakes --- Spinal Tap)
#3468. Dumbfuck Bondi (Must Crush Barbie --- Spinal Tap)
#3469. Blowing In Mar-a-Lago (Going To California --- Led Zeppelin)
#3470. The UFC And Dana White (I'm Beginning To See The Light --- Frank Sinatra)
#3471. Donald Loved Stormy (Gimme Some Money --- Spinal Tap)
#3472. Jerry Jeudy (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)
#3473. Antifa (Amnesia --- Saga)
#3474. Congressman Don Bacon (Bringing Home The Bacon --- Procol Harum)
#3475. Brendan Carr (Drive My Car --- The Beatles)
#3476. Trump Gold Card (Cop Graveyard --- Teen Suicide)
#3477. Trump Dump Forever (Hell Bent For Leather)
#3478. Trump Dump World (Stupid Girl --- Garbage)
#3479. Trump Is A Shitshow (Come To My Window --- Melissa Etheridge)
#3480. Gold Card (Graveyard --- Blue Rodeo)
#3481. Halligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Goodbye --- Hamilton)
#3482. Prosecutor Halligan (Alexander Hamilton --- Hamilton
#3483. Dirty Cop (Coffee Shop --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)
#3484. Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- The Chordettes)
#3485. Dirty Cop (Candy Shop --- 50 Cent & Olivia)
#3486. SLIMEBALL (Rag Doll --- Franki Valli & The Four Seasons)
#3487. Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- Treblemakers)
#3488. Trump Shutdown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)
#3489. The Donald's Trumpin' And Dumpin' (You've Got Another Thing Comin' --- Judas Priest)
#3490. Slimeball (Rag Doll --- Aerosmith)
#3491. The Donald Shutdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)
#3492. Shutdown (Downtown --- Petula Clark)
#3493. Shutdown Street (Shakedown Street --- Grateful Dead)
#3494. Shutdown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#3495. Trump Shut Shit Down (Don't Bring Me Down --- Electric Light Orchestra)
#3496. Jared Kushner's A Jew (What I Like About You --- The Romantics)
#3497. Shutdown (Slow Down --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#3498. Pete Hegseth (Kiss of Death --- Dokken)
#3499. Peter Hegseth (Angel Of Death --- Slayer)
#3500. Fake News (Bad News --- Zach Bryan)
#3501. Trumpin' (Truckin' --- Grateful Dead)
#3502. Donald's Hair & Andy Barr (Kitchenwares & Candy Bars --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#3503. Pete Hegseth (Kiss Of Death --- New Order)
#3504. Univision (Television --- Stabbing Westward)
#3505. Nobel Peace Prize (Devil Inside --- INXS)
#3506. Scavino (Don't You Know --- The Hollies)
#3507. Trump Fucked Stormy (Pump Dat Party --- Chemical Brothers)
#3508. Donald J. Trump (Mutual Slump --- DJ Shadow)
#3509. Scavino (Don't You Know --- DEVO)
#3510. Trump (Slump --- Ginger Root)
#3511. Dumping In Mar-A-Lago (Humping On Your Stereo --- Supergrass)
#3512. Meloni (Bologna --- Oscar Meyer Commercial)
#3513. Kushner's A Fucking Jew (Making Our Dreams Come True --- Cyndi Grecco)
#3514. Scott Kenneth Bessent (Under The Crescent --- Lake Of Tears)
#3515. Disarm (Disarm --- Smashing Pumpkins)
#3516. Vince Fong (Bird Song --- Grateful Dead)
#3517. Scott Bessent's Face (Incessant Mace --- Soundgarden)
#3518. Kirk Was A Bitch (Working The Ditch --- Melvins)
#3519. Blue Slip (One Slip --- Pink Floyd)
#3520. Gallrein (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)
#3521. Thune Plan (Spoonman --- Soundgarden)
#3522. Scott Bessent's Gay (Fluorescent Grey)
#3523. Ed Gallrein (Ball And Chain --- The Who)
#3524. Matt Van Epps (Baby Steps --- Olivia Dean)
#3525. William Crain (Mary Jane --- Spin Doctors)
#3526. William Crain (Gravy Train --- Staus Quo)
#3527. Cole (Hole --- Jimmie's Chicken Shack)
#3528. Donald Trump And Paul Gosar (Anyone Can Play Guitar --- Radiohead)
#3529. Ballroom Shit (Ballroom Blitz --- Krokus)
#3530. Ballroom (Perfume --- Old 97's)
#3531. Ballroom Bullshit (Courtroom Spirit --- Annette Soundtrack)
#3532. Sununu (Who Are You --- Black Sabbath)
#3533. Brad Little's Turds (Three Little Birds --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)
#3534. 'Vanka's A Jew (Still Loving You --- Scorpions)
#3535. Donald's In Charge (Charles In Charge --- Sitcom theme song)
#3536. Andrew Clyde (Suicide --- Teen Suicide)
#3537. (Ice Team) --- ((Nice Dream) --- Radiohead)
#3538. Arctic Frost (Holocaust --- Ceremony)
#3539. Arctic Frost (Holocaust --- Dan England & John Ford Coley)
#3540. Tylenol (Waterfall --- Bananarama)
#3541. Tylenol (Cannonball --- The Breeders)
#3542. Arctic Frost (Holocaust --- Son Volt)
#3543. Melissa (Melissa --- King Diamond)
#3544. Trump Dumpin' It's The Ballroom Shitshow (She Came In Through The Bathroom Window --- The Beatles)
#3545. Peace Through Strength (Give Me Strength --- Eric Clapton)
#3546. Peace Through Strength (Inner Strength --- Hilary Duff)
#3547. Peace Through Strength (Give Me Strength --- Neil Young)
#3548. Tylenol (Waterfall --- Electric Light Orchestra)
#3549. Ballroom (Perfume --- The Jesus And Mary Chain)
#3550. Nigeria (Albania --- Coach from Cheers)
#3551. Forty-Five (So Alive --- Love And Rockets)
#3552. Andrew Clyde (Mama Tried --- Grateful Dead)
#3553. Stormy's Thong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)
#3554. Stormy's Thong Forever (We Belong Together --- Bad Brains)
#3555. Stormy's Thong Brings Pleasure (We Belong Together --- Ritchie Valens)
#3556. Andrew Clyde (Suicide --- Puddle of Mudd)
#3557. Donald Is A Wimp (Danny Is A Wimp --- Screeching Weasel)
#3558. Scharf Lie (Barfly --- Ray LaMontagne)
#3559. Ballroom (Perfume --- Marilyn Manson)
#3560. Seven (Heaven --- Bryan Adams)
#3561. Casey Means (Pork And Beans --- Weezer)
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