The Orange Prolapse recently endorsed North Carolina Congressional candidate Brad Knott.
Knott is 100% pro-life. Zero exceptions! So in a nutshell, he favors mandatory, forced births for 12 year old impregnated victims of rape and incest. Good work, Brad. Your daughters must really admire daddy.
Let's dedicate this "yinzer sports dump" to Knott.
Spotted directly in front of PPG Paints Arena before a painful loss to the Bruins last night. |
Penguins chances of making the playoffs just took a serious blow (job).
Brad Knott
sonofsaf
Donald J. Trump’s a fucking clown
the Orange Prolapse is gay
Big lie keeps growin’
The Donald’s here to stay
His tiny cock’s venereal disease
And nobody beats The Wiz*
Brad Knott! Brad Knott! Brad Knott’s gonna fart
Trump’s crimes are unwise
stop the steal you’ll see
Donald Trump’s a piece of shit
butt he ain’t smoking weed
Ivanka Kushner has no cunt hair
But Jared had a circumcision
Brad Knott!
Brad Knott!
Brad Knott’s gonna fart
Brad Knoooooooooooot!
Brad Knoooooooooooot!
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Brad Knott!
Brad Knott!
Brad Knott’s gonna fart
Brad Knott!
Brad Knott!
Brad Knott’s gonna fart
Gunshot
Rancid
Everybody wants to come down
but no one wants to pay
I try to show 'em
but they do anyway
I was "nock shock nock nock down" to my knees
Same thing for my duty quiz
Gunshot! Gunshot! Gunshot through my heart
Sometimes there are guys
who can deal with me
Everything's imperative
but I don't fucking need
I know where you are but I don't care
I thought I'd use my "no decision"
Gunshot!
Gunshot!
Gunshot through my heart
Gunshoooooooooooot!
Gunshoooooooooooot!
Gunshoooooooooooot!
Gunshoooooooooooot!
Gunshot!
Gunshot!
Gunshot through my heart
Gunshot!
Gunshot!
Gunshot through my heart
Rancid makes their return to the Burgh on September 1, 2024. They'll be opening for Green Day and the Smashing Pumpkins. PNC Park.
From 1994 to the present, Rancid has meted out punishment in the Burgh a grand total of 11 times. Never seen 'em. Not really a fan. A few of us were tailgating for the Pirates home opener a couple weeks ago. And this guy noticed I was wearing the classic Rolling Stones "tongue" ballcap. So we started talking music, concerts, and miscellaneous irrelevant bullshit.
Anyway, he blurted out this bizarre statement... "Lemme tell ya something, I saw Rancid at Stage AE and they're way better than the Stones!" Just an amusing anecdote.
The Big Lie 100: (#1650)