That cringeworthy moment when you get humiliated by the Orange Prolapse.
Ouch.
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| Yeah, I know it's a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. But who gives a fuck! | |
I might invest in a plastic mold of some sort. Maybe do some internet research regarding chocolate replicas of shit. Although originally slated for early September (general election season), the era of artificially generated Trump Dumps has officially commenced.
Tim Scott
sonofsaf
Trump was fuckin’ that stormy cunt
The Donald farts
Cunt was entered too
McDonald’s clown is causing strife
First Lady, his wife
Let’s dismember and castrate fuckin’ A.
But in his defense, neutered and spayed
Oh the plastic tits and cunt to screw
Orange Prolapse stain, girl
U.S. Blues
Oh, he’s Tim Scott (Tim Scott)
Tim Scott, nigga (Tim Scott)
Ivanka he felt her
Ivanka got laid
He’s Tim Scott (Tim Scott)
Tim Scott, nigga (Tim Scott)
An asshole gangbanger
Ivanka got played
A Kushner ho
She is a cunt
Oh, a cunt
The big lie was a coup d’etat crime
Kill cops and steal indeed
Money is the reason why
Fucking you, sucking me
Rotten cunt and deceiver
Trump flags unfurled
So outta line
Oh the plastic tits and cunt to screw
Orange Prolapse stain, girl
U.S. Blues
Oh, he’s Tim Scott, (Tim Scott)
Tim Scott, nigga (Tim Scott)
Ivanka he felt her
Ivanka got laid
He’s Tim Scott (Tim Scott)
Tim Scott, nigga (Tim Scott)
An asshole gangbanger
Ivanka got played
A Kushner ho
She is a cunt
Orange Prolapse stain
[Instrumental Interlude]
Oh, he’s Tim Scott, (Tim Scott)
Tim Scott, nigga (Tim Scott)
Ivanka he felt her
Ivanka got laid
He’s Tim Scott (Tim Scott)
Tim Scott, nigga (Tim Scott)
An asshole gangbanger
Dumb Ivanka got laid
he’s Tim Scott (Tim Scott)
Tim Scott, nigga (Tim Scott)
Ivanka he felt her
Ivanka got laid
He’s Tim Scott (Tim Scott)
Tim E. Scott, nigga (Tim Scott)
An asshole gangbanger
Oh, Ivanka Trump’s gettin’ laid
He’s Tim E. Scott, nigga (Tim Scott)
Yes, he’s Tim Scott
Stormy’s fake tits
Stormy D.’s a whore, nigga
You will discover (Tim Scott)
McDonald’s clown (Tim Scott)
Big Macs and strife whenever
Whoooooooooa (Tim Scott)
Whoooooooooa
Nigga (Tim Scott)
Nigga, he can’t stop shittin’ (Tim Scott)...
Too Hot
Kool & The Gang
At seventeen we fell in love
High school sweethearts
Love was so brand new
We took the vows of man and wife
Forever, for life
I remember how we made our way
A little patience, the time we prayed
Can't imagine that this love is through
Feeling the pain, girl
When you lose
Oh, it's too hot (too hot)
Too hot, lady (too hot)
Gotta run for shelter
Gotta run for shade
It's too hot (too hot)
Too hot, lady (too hot)
Gotta cool this anger
What a mess we made
So long ago
You were my love
Oh, my love
Flyin' high we never took the time
To stop and feel the need
Funny how those years go by
Changing you, changing me
I remember love's fever
In our hearts, girl
And in our minds
Can't imagine that this love is through
Feeling the pain, girl
When you lose
Oh, it's too hot (too hot)
Too hot, lady (too hot)
Gotta run for shelter
Gotta run for shade
It's too hot (too hot)
Too hot, lady (too hot)
Gotta cool this anger
What a mess we made
So long ago
You were my love
Feeling the pain
[Instrumental Interlude]
Oh, it's too hot (too hot)
Too hot, lady (too hot)
Gotta run for shelter
Gotta run for shade
It's too hot (too hot)
Too hot, lady (too hot)
Gotta cool this anger
From this mess that we made
it's too hot (too hot)
Too hot, lady (too hot)
Gotta run for shelter
Gotta run for shade
It's too hot (too hot)
So, so hot, lady (too hot)
Gotta cool this anger
Oh, gotta cool this mess we made
It's so, so hot, baby (too hot)
Yes, it's so hot
I can't take it
I can't stand no more, baby
We were once lovers (too hot)
We took our vows (too hot)
We're man and wife forever
Whoooooooooa (too hot)
Whoooooooooa
Baby (too hot)
Baby, please won't you listen (too hot)...
Probably my favorite Kool & The Gang tune. Not a big R&B fan. But you gotta admit, it's one helluva groove. Some lyrical discrepancies exist at the end of my parody.
From 1976 to 2019, Kool & The Gang has grooved the Burgh a grand total of 8 times.
Kool & The Gang:
3-30-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for Van Halen)
The Big Lie 100: (#1528)
#2216. For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)
#2217. Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)
#2218. Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)
#2219. Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)
#2220. Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)
#2221. Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)
#2222. Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)
#2223. Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#2224. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)
#2225. Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)
#2226. Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)
#2227. Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)
#2228. Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)
#2229. Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)
#2230. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)
#2231. Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2232. Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)
#2233. Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)
#2234. 5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)
#2235. Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You --- The Vaselines)
#2236. Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)
#2237. Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)
#2238. Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)
#2239. Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)
#2240. DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)
#2241. Swift (Rift --- Phish)
#2242. Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)
#2243. Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)
#2244. Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)
#2245. Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)
#2246. Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)
#2247. Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)
#2248. Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)
#2249. Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)
#2250. Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)
#2251. Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)
#2252. The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)
#2253. Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)
#2254. Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)
#2255. Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)
#2256. Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)
#2257. Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)
#2258. Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)
#2259. Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)
#2260. Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)
#2261. It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)
#2262. Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)
#2263. Good! (Would? --- Alice In Chains)
#2264. The Tower Of Trump (The Power Of Love --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#2265. Good Times (Good Times --- Jim Gilstrap, Blinky Williams and a gospel choir)
#2266. Laptop From Hell (Highway To Hell --- AC/DC)
#2267. Colby Covington (You Are Number One --- The Whispers)
#2268. If Bob Good (If I Could --- Phish)
#2269. Moreno (Tornado --- Garbage)
#2270. Cum Coney Barrett (Come Holy Spirit --- Planetshakers)
#2271. Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Hillsong UNITED)
#2272. Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Rita Springer)
#2273. Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Travis Cottrell)
#2274. Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Neville Brothers)
#2275. Kushner's Wife Is A Fucking Jew (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)
#2276. Colorado (Desperado --- The Eagles)
#2277. Detroit Pistons (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2278. Isn't Very White (Couldn't Get It Right --- Climax Blues Band)
#2279. Rudolph, the Yinzer Steeler (Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer)
#2280. Big Mac Meat (Shakedown Street --- Grateful Dead)
#2281. Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Sublime)
#2282. Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Nathaniel Bassey)
#2283. Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Jesus Culture)
#2284. Robert M. Schneider (I Know You Rider --- Grateful Dead)
#2285. Rob Schneider (Low Rider --- War)
#2286. Hunter's Laptop (Hunter's Laptop --- Ariel Pink, Winston Marshall, Alex Trimble)
#2287. Paxton (Captain --- Ween)
#2288. Fake Coney Barrett (Shake Holy Spirit --- Newworldson)
#2289. The Real Chip Roy (The Real McCoy --- George Jones)
#2290. Trumped (Stumped --- Minor Threat)
#2291. Kari Lake (Coffee Break --- Tony Bennett)
#2292. Vincent K. Fong (I Might Be Wrong --- Radiohead)
#2293. Vincent K. Fong (Don't Get Me Wrong --- The Pretenders)
#2294. Taylor Greene (Halloween --- King Diamond)
#2295. Kenneth Paxton (I'm Your Captain --- Grand Fuck Railroad)
#2296. Kushner Is A Jew (All I Wanna Do --- Sheryl Crow)
#2297. Boebert (T-Shirt --- Foo Fighters)
#2298. Fong! (Wrong! --- The Mountain Goats)
#2299. David Tepper (High Ball Stepper --- Jack White)
#2300. David Tepper Ain't Much Of A Man (Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band --- The Beatles)
#2301. Vince Fong (Love Song --- The Cure)
#2302. Mar-a-Lago Piece Of Shit (American Idiot --- Green Day)
#2303. American Hate (It's Gonna Be Great --- McCormick Spices commercial)
#2304. Liar (Higher --- Creed)
#2305. Emmer Feud (Interlude --- The Killers)
#2306. The Donald Ain't White: An Orange Masquerade (The Future's So Bright: I Gotta Wear Those Shades --- Timbuk 3)
#2307. Vince Fong (Mike's Song --- Phish)
#2308. Taylor Greene (Halloween --- The Misfits)
#2309. Craig Riedel's A Fuckin' Cunt (Needle And The Damage Done --- Neil Young)
#2310. Colorado (El Dorado --- Agent Orange)
#2311. Emmer Yes-Man (Enter Sandman --- Metallica)
#2312. MAGA Johnson (Mrs. Johnson --- Toto)
#2313. Boeing Joke (Blowing Smoke --- Taylor Ray Holbrook feat. DJ KO)
#2314. Boeing Had A Door That Was Bad (Goin' Down The Road Feelin' Bad --- Grateful Dead)
#2315. Craig Riedel Lies (The Needle Lies --- Queensryche)
#2316. Austin's Cancer (Private Dancer --- Tina Turner)
#2317. Pink Hat Lady (Green Eyed Lady --- Sugarloaf)
#2318. Pink Hatted Lady (Three Times A Lady --- Lionel Richie)
#2319. Steve Doocy (Loose Lucy --- Grateful Dead)
#2320. Nancy Mace (In My Place --- Coldplay)
#2321. Nancy Mace (A Warm Place --- Nine Inch Nails)
#2322. John Barrasso (She's A Rainbow --- Rolling Stones)
#2323. Babbitt's Whiter (Rabbit Fighter --- T. Rex)
#2324. Nancy Ruth Mace (Amazing Grace --- Chris Tomlin)
#2325. Nancy Mace (Basket Case --- Green Day)
#2326. God Made Donald Trump For You (God Gave Rock and Roll To You --- Kiss)
#2327. Jeffrey Landry (Dirty Laundry --- Don Henley)
#2328. Nancy Mace (Outer Space --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)
#2329. Risch (Wish --- Nine Inch Nails)
#2330. Vivekkk (Redneckkk --- Corrosion of Conformity)
#2331. Donald Shit Show (Cold Rain & Snow --- Grateful Dead)
#2332. Vivek Shitshow (Redneck Freakshow --- Saliva)
#2333. Donald Trump's A Very Shitty Christian (Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas --- Frank Sinatra)
#2334. Donald Is A Clown And His Asshole's Sore (I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For --- U2)
#2335. Nikki (Piggy --- Nine Inch Nails)
#2336. Mace (Grace --- Supergrass)
#2337. Nikki Haley (Kansas City --- Grateful Dead)
#2338. God Made Trump (Garbage Dump --- Charles Manson)
#2339. Mar-A-Lago Delusional (America The Beautiful --- Willie Nelson & Neil Young)
#2340. Friendly Crudite (Send Me On My Way --- Rusted Root)
#2341. Dave McCormick's Toilet Stall (Another Brick In The Wall --- Pink Floyd)
#2342. The AFC Is Gay (God Bless The U.S.A. --- Lee Greenwood)
#2343. Chris T. Sununu (Lonely Avenue --- Taj Mahal)
#2344. Tomasetti (Joshua Tree --- Limbo)
#2345. Risch Is A Queer (Wish You Were Here --- Pink Floyd)
#2346. Good Crimes Bad Crimes (Good Times Bad Times --- Led Zeppelin)
#2347. Humphrey (I'm Free --- The Who)
#2348. Birdbrain (Train, Train --- Dolly Parton)
#2349. Birdbrain: Trump Dumbshit (Big Train: From Memphis --- John Fogerty)
#2350. Nancy Mace (Fireplace --- REM)
#2351. Nancy Mace (Time & Place --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#2352. Nancy Is A Mace Muff Diver (Jerry Is A Race Car Driver --- Primus)
#2353. Nancy Mace (Human Race --- Three Days Grace)
#2354. Nancy Mace (Hiding Place --- Don Moen)
#2355. Foxx Crevasses (Cocks 'n' Asses --- Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds)
#2356. Navarro (Tomorrow --- Barbra Streisand)
#2357. Navarro's Wrong (Tomorrow's Song --- Phish)
#2358. Tomasetti (Joshua Tree --- Carly Rae Jepsen)
#2359. Vince McMahon (Superman --- R.E.M.)
#2360. Vince McMahon Fucked Janel Grant (When A Man Loves A Woman --- Michael Bolton)
#2361. DeWit (Do It --- Neil Diamond)
#2362. Swift Is A Cunt (Lifted By Love --- k.d. lang)
#2363. Vince McMahon (Nowhere Man --- The Beatles)
#2364. Nancy Mace (Off Your Face --- My Bloody Valentine)
#2365. Shit On Nancy Mace (Grinnin' In Your Face --- Son House)
#2366. Swift (Lift --- Hillsong UNITED)
#2367. Congresswoman Beth Van Duyne (Jesus Is On That Main Line --- Aerosmith)
#2368. James P. Lankford (Off The Record --- My Morning Jacket)
#2369. Taylor Swift (The Best Gift --- Barbra Streisand)
#2370. A Swiftie Cunt (A Gift Of Love --- Olivia Newton John w/ Barry Manilow)
#2371. Not White, The Orange Prolapse Is Fucking You (Tonight, I Celebrate My Love For You --- Roberta Flack & Peabo Bryson)
#2372. Viktor Orban (Beast Of Burden --- Rolling Stones)
#2373. Pick Up The Feces (Pick Up the Pieces --- Average White Band)
#2374. Stormy Romancer (Music Box Dancer --- Frank Mills)
#2375. Lies (Rise --- Herb Alpert)
#2376. Ivanka (Cecelia --- Paul Simon)
#2377. Bitch Mike (Hitch Hike --- Rolling Stones)
#2378. Mike Johnson (Mike Tyson --- Ginuwine)
#2379. Nipplegate (Celebrate --- Three Dog Night)
#2380. Donald Trump Is So Fucked Up (Never Gonna Give You Up --- Rick Astley)
#2381. 'Vanka's A Jew (Into the Groove --- Madonna)
#2382. Viktor Orban (Wicked Garden --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#2383. Mike Gill (Free Will --- Rush)
#2384. Shawn Fein (Airplane --- Rusted Root)
#2385. Donald's A Cunt (All Out Of Love --- Air Supply)
#2386. Trump's A Cunt (Burning Up --- Madonna)
#2387. He's A Piece Of Shit (Give A Little Bit --- Supertramp)
#2388. Taylor A. Swift (Love Is A Gift --- Olivia Newton-John)
#2389. Donald Trump's A Clown (You Should Know By Now --- Ratt)
#2390. Tim Scott (Too Hot --- Kool & The Gang)
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