It often amazes me how the Democrats take a passively reactive approach to high stakes politics. For the love of D-g, this Ivanka Kushner shit's a total lay up. Go on the offensive.
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| Cunt Dump |
All you do is float the narrative that Ivanka's husband, Jared Kushner, is beyond irate. He's at his wits end. Why? Because daddio's abject stupidity and psychopathic narcissism is cheating them and their kids out of their rightful inheritance.
For cryin' out loud, create some division. It's called divide and conquer. Put the daughter-wife and kike son-in-law Jew on the defensive for Christ sake.
Doesn't take a genius.
‘Vanka’s A Jew
sonofsaf
Stormy romance
For an erection
Cheatin’
Trump’s mating
Ivanka’a a Jew
Toy dildo to screw
Inside pussy, yeah
Her curtains of meat, yeah
Small hands and feet
That twat isn’t free
Coup d’etat’s the same as insurrection
Donald’s a clown an Orange Prolapse infection
You will discover he is orange not white
He’ll stop the stealing to defend your rights
Stormy D. romancing Horseface enemy
Bud Light and even Coors, are both urinary
Tahoe romancing queers can go to hell
Bud Light a trans-romance dick show and tell
Ivanka’a a Jew
Toy dildo to screw
Inside pussy, yeah
Her curtains of meat, yeah
Small hands and feet
That twat isn’t free
Stormy’s gonna blow you her titties on display
The Donald’s crappin’ golden toilet yay
Big lie his bullshit is just so unwise
He is a liar and I hope he dies
Stormy D. romancing Horseface enemy
Bud Light and no more Coors, are both urinary
Tahoe romancing queers can go to hell
Bud Light a trans-romance dick show and tell
Ivanka’a a Jew
Toy dildo to screw
Inside pussy, yeah
Her curtains of meat, yeah
Small hands and feet
That twat isn’t free
No doubt that Stormy D. wasn’t free
Trump’s a piece of shit can’t you see
Fuck that bully, a coup’s a crime
Insurrection time
She’ll fuck you
Ivanka’a a Jew
Toy dildo to screw
Inside pussy, yeah
Her curtains of meat, yeah
Small hands and feet
That twat isn’t free
Stormy D. romancing Horseface enemy
Bud Light and even Coors, are both urinary
Tahoe romancing queers can go to hell
Bud Light a trans-romance dick show and tell
No doubt that Stormy D. wasn’t free
Trump’s a piece of shit can’t you see
Fuck that bully, a coup’s a crime
Insurrection time
Insurrection time, insurrection time
Insurrection time, insurrection time
She’ll fuck you
Ivanka’a a Jew
Toy dildo to screw
Inside pussy, yeah
Her curtains of meat, yeah
Small hands and feet
That twat isn’t free
[Repeat and fade]
Into The Groove
Madonna
And you can dance
For inspiration
Come on
I'm waiting
Get into the groove
Boy you've got to prove
Your love to me, yeah
Get up on your feet, yeah
Step to the beat
Boy what will it be
Music can be such a revelation
Dancing around you feel the sweet sensation
We might be lovers if the rhythms right
I hope this feeling never ends tonight
Only when I'm dancing can I feel this free
At night I lock the doors, where no one else can see
I'm tired of dancing here all by myself
Tonight I wanna dance with someone else
Get into the groove
Boy you've got to prove
Your love to me, yeah
Get up on your feet, yeah
Step to the beat
Boy what will it be
Gonna get to know you in a special way
This doesn't happen to me every day
Don't try to hide it love wears no disguise
I see the fire burning in your eyes
Only when I'm dancing can I feel this free
At night I lock the doors, where no one else can see
I'm tired of dancing here all by myself
Tonight I wanna dance with someone else
Get into the groove
Boy you've got to prove
Your love to me, yeah
Get up on your feet, yeah
Step to the beat
Boy what will it be
Live out your fantasy here with me
Just let the music set you free
Touch my body, and move in time
Now I know you're mine
You've got to
Get into the groove
Boy you've got to prove
Your love to me, yeah
Get up on your feet, yeah
Step to the beat
Boy what will it be
Only when I'm dancing can I feel this free
At night I lock the doors, where no one else can see
I'm tired of dancing here all by myself
Tonight I wanna dance with someone else
Live out your fantasy here with me
Just let the music set you free
Touch my body, and move in time
Now I know you're mine
Now I know you're mine, now I know you're mine
Now I know you're mine, now I know you're mine
You've got to
Get into the groove
Boy you've got to prove
Your love to me, yeah
Get up on your feet, yeah
Step to the beat
Boy what will it be
[Repeat and fade]
Madonna was at PPG Paints Arena Monday night. Three of us headed down. And we all got in for free... by various means. I bailed about an hour in. Just wasn't feeling it. Gave Mason the keys and caught a Lyft home.
Fun fact: Arena security is required to thoroughly search Madonna's "private toilet." The looming, hypothetical threat of a toilet bombs is a dangerous scenario which has successfully eluded public scrutiny.
Just for the record, the City of Pittsburgh issued me a fuckin' $45 parking ticket. I swear to D-g, they never ticket cars on the west side of Crawford Street. Probably their revenge for the recent escalation in Trump Dumps. Can't say I blame 'em.
Madonna has played the Burgh a grand total of 3 times (1985, 2012 and 2024).
Madonna:
2-5-24, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
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#2295. Kenneth Paxton (I'm Your Captain --- Grand Fuck Railroad)
#2296. Kushner Is A Jew (All I Wanna Do --- Sheryl Crow)
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#2298. Fong! (Wrong! --- The Mountain Goats)
#2299. David Tepper (High Ball Stepper --- Jack White)
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#2301. Vince Fong (Love Song --- The Cure)
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#2308. Taylor Greene (Halloween --- The Misfits)
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#2336. Mace (Grace --- Supergrass)
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#2338. God Made Trump (Garbage Dump --- Charles Manson)
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#2340. Friendly Crudite (Send Me On My Way --- Rusted Root)
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#2381. 'Vanka's A Jew (Into the Groove --- Madonna)
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