#2368. James P. Lankford

There was a time when Senator James Lankford (R-OK) was all aboard the MAGA Express.

Him and 11 other GOP Senators opposed the certification of Joe Biden as President.  All of them diehard Orange Prolapse sycophants.

Incidentally, none of these Senatorial clowns have ever been held to account for their participation in the Big Lie.

 

Now Lankford's trying to pass a bipartisan immigration bill in the Senate.  But Trump wants to kill it.  Donald prefers an ongoing, full scale invasion at the southern border so he can use it as his #1 campaign issue.  The irony here is more twisted than the razor wire itself.

By the way, here's how Democrats can win on the border issue. It's called optics.  Show some video or still frame footage of a pick-up truck, redneck Trumper douchebag playing with a stray golden shepherd.  Then, the dude unexpectedly breaks out in "sick laughter" and throws a tennis ball or frisbee into the razor wire.  Dog chases after it, leaping into the wire.  Bleeds out accordingly.  Blood everywhere.  Boo-yah.

Now just sit back and watch as normal human beings, particularly suburban women, are repulsed.   

Trump would likely counter with a deep fake video of Joe Biden having sex with his German Shepherd.  WTF?!? (What the fake)  With the incoming proliferation of deep fakes, I imagine you will soon be hearing this expression on a vast scale.  Just know that I'm the one who conceived of it... earlier this morning.

 

 

James P. Lankford
sonofsaf

Trump’s a piece of shit and probably gay
His daughter-wife’s a Jewish clown one that doesn’t get laid
An Orange Prolapse fart from a total retard
Big Mac’s full of lard more often than not

Well, Oath Keepers wanted insurrection
And the Boys ain’t Proud of Bud Light
Trump is a cunt forgive the intrusion
Because Donald Trump is orange not white, not white

Donald’s a cunt who begs for change
Senator James P. Lankford, James P. Lankford
Donald J. Trump is so deranged
Senator James P. Lankford, James P. Lankford, cum on

Melania’s broom, stick of gloom and doom
Fuckin’ stupid ginger goon, ugly buffoon
Well, all of his shit sure makes us pissed
The Donald’s a narcissist, why does he persist?

Well, Oath Keepers wanted insurrection
And the Boys ain’t Proud of Bud Light
Trump is a cunt forgive the intrusion
Because Donald Trump is orange not white, not white
Not white, not white, white

Donald’s a cunt who begs for change
Senator James P. Lankford, James P. Lankford
Donald J. Trump is so deranged
Senator James P. Lankford, James P. Lankford

Donald’s a cunt who begs for change
Senator James P. Lankford, James P. Lankford
Donald J. Trump is so deranged
Senator James P. Lankford, James P. Lankford, cum on

 

Off The Record
My Morning Jacket

Sorry 'bout the things that I had to say
And I'll make it up to you right now at the penny arcade
In an open car or wherever you are
Push yourself too far and it might get hot

Well, I really don't need the confusion
And you know, I just ain't the type
To get all wrapped up in the illusion
Of doin something that I know ain't right, right right

You've got to want to rearrange
And keep it off the record, off the record
You've got to know that we will change
And keep it off the record, off the record, come on

In a crowded room, near the box of boom
To an artificial tune, I see you swoon
Well, you knew all this would turn to mist
If your idea wasn't kissed, why're you so pissed?

Well, I know you don't need the confusion
And I know you just ain't the type
To get all wrapped up in the illusion
Of doing something that you know ain't right, right, right
Right, right, right, right, right

You've got to want to rearrange
And keep it off the record, off the record
You've got to know that we will change
And keep it off the record, off the record

You've got to want to rearrange
And keep it off the record, off the record
You've got to know that we will change
And keep it off the record, off the record, come on

Just so you know, Lankford's middle name is Paul.  If you find that tidbit to be of interest, I would strongly suggest psychiatric counseling.

From 2003 to the present, MMJ has played the Burgh a grand total of 9 times.  We finally made it to Red Rocks last summer.  Totally exceeded our expectations.

My Morning Jacket:

5-2-10, Lifestyles Community Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-27-10, Trib Total Media Amphitheater, Pittsburgh, PA
8-10-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-12, LC Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-21-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-4-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-3-15, State Theatre, Cleveland, OH
7-8-17, Metro Amphitheater, Charlotte, NC
7-9-17, Red Hat Amphitheater, Raleigh, NC
6-22-22, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-28-23, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
8-25-23, Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, CO
8-26-23, Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, CO

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1506)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#2234.  5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)

#2235.  Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You --- The Vaselines)

#2236.  Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)

#2237.  Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)

#2238.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#2239.  Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)

#2240.  DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)

#2241.  Swift (Rift --- Phish)

#2242.  Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)

#2243.  Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)

#2244.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)

#2245.  Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)

#2246.  Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)

#2247.  Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)

#2248.  Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)

#2249.  Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)

#2250.  Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2251.  Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)

#2252.  The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)

#2253.  Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)

#2254.  Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)

#2255.  Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)

#2256.  Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)

#2257.  Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)

#2258.  Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)

#2259.  Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)

#2260.  Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)

#2261.  It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)

#2262.  Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)

#2263.  Good!  (Would? --- Alice In Chains)

#2264.  The Tower Of Trump (The Power Of Love --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2265.  Good Times (Good Times --- Jim Gilstrap, Blinky Williams and a gospel choir)

#2266.  Laptop From Hell (Highway To Hell --- AC/DC)

#2267.  Colby Covington (You Are Number One --- The Whispers)

#2268.  If Bob Good (If I Could --- Phish)

#2269.  Moreno (Tornado --- Garbage)

#2270.  Cum Coney Barrett (Come Holy Spirit --- Planetshakers)

#2271.  Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Hillsong UNITED)

#2272.  Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Rita Springer)

#2273.  Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Travis Cottrell)

#2274.  Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Neville Brothers)

#2275.  Kushner's Wife Is A Fucking Jew (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)

#2276.  Colorado (Desperado --- The Eagles)

#2277.  Detroit Pistons (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2278.  Isn't Very White (Couldn't Get It Right --- Climax Blues Band)

#2279.  Rudolph, the Yinzer Steeler (Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer)

#2280.  Big Mac Meat (Shakedown Street --- Grateful Dead)

#2281.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Sublime)

#2282.  Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Nathaniel Bassey)

#2283.  Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Jesus Culture)

#2284.  Robert M. Schneider (I Know You Rider --- Grateful Dead)

#2285.  Rob Schneider (Low Rider --- War)

#2286.  Hunter's Laptop (Hunter's Laptop --- Ariel Pink, Winston Marshall, Alex Trimble)

#2287.  Paxton (Captain --- Ween)

#2288.  Fake Coney Barrett (Shake Holy Spirit --- Newworldson)

#2289.  The Real Chip Roy (The Real McCoy --- George Jones)

#2290.  Trumped (Stumped --- Minor Threat)

#2291.  Kari Lake (Coffee Break --- Tony Bennett)

#2292.  Vincent K. Fong (I Might Be Wrong --- Radiohead)

#2293.  Vincent K. Fong (Don't Get Me Wrong --- The Pretenders)

#2294.  Taylor Greene (Halloween --- King Diamond)

#2295.  Kenneth Paxton (I'm Your Captain --- Grand Fuck Railroad)

#2296.  Kushner Is A Jew (All I Wanna Do --- Sheryl Crow)

#2297.  Boebert (T-Shirt --- Foo Fighters)

#2298.  Fong! (Wrong! --- The Mountain Goats)

#2299.  David Tepper (High Ball Stepper --- Jack White)

#2300.  David Tepper Ain't Much Of A Man (Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band --- The Beatles)

#2301.  Vince Fong (Love Song --- The Cure) 

#2302.  Mar-a-Lago Piece Of Shit (American Idiot --- Green Day)

#2303.  American Hate (It's Gonna Be Great --- McCormick Spices commercial)

#2304.  Liar (Higher --- Creed)

#2305.  Emmer Feud (Interlude --- The Killers)

#2306.  The Donald Ain't White: An Orange Masquerade (The Future's So Bright: I Gotta Wear Those Shades --- Timbuk 3)

#2307.  Vince Fong (Mike's Song --- Phish)

#2308.  Taylor Greene (Halloween --- The Misfits)

#2309.  Craig Riedel's A Fuckin' Cunt (Needle And The Damage Done --- Neil Young)

#2310.  Colorado (El Dorado --- Agent Orange)

#2311.  Emmer Yes-Man (Enter Sandman --- Metallica)

#2312.  MAGA Johnson (Mrs. Johnson --- Toto)

#2313.  Boeing Joke (Blowing Smoke --- Taylor Ray Holbrook feat. DJ KO)

#2314.  Boeing Had A Door That Was Bad (Goin' Down The Road Feelin' Bad --- Grateful Dead)

#2315.  Craig Riedel Lies (The Needle Lies --- Queensryche) 

#2316.  Austin's Cancer (Private Dancer --- Tina Turner)

#2317.  Pink Hat Lady (Green Eyed Lady --- Sugarloaf)

#2318.  Pink Hatted Lady (Three Times A Lady --- Lionel Richie)

#2319.  Steve Doocy (Loose Lucy --- Grateful Dead)

#2320.  Nancy Mace (In My Place --- Coldplay)

#2321.  Nancy Mace (A Warm Place --- Nine Inch Nails)

#2322.  John Barrasso (She's A Rainbow --- Rolling Stones)

#2323.  Babbitt's Whiter (Rabbit Fighter --- T. Rex)

#2324.  Nancy Ruth Mace (Amazing Grace --- Chris Tomlin)

#2325.  Nancy Mace (Basket Case --- Green Day)

#2326.  God Made Donald Trump For You (God Gave Rock and Roll To You --- Kiss)

#2327.  Jeffrey Landry (Dirty Laundry --- Don Henley)

#2328.  Nancy Mace (Outer Space --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)

#2329.  Risch (Wish --- Nine Inch Nails)

#2330.  Vivekkk (Redneckkk --- Corrosion of Conformity)

#2331.  Donald Shit Show (Cold Rain & Snow --- Grateful Dead)

#2332.  Vivek Shitshow (Redneck Freakshow --- Saliva)

#2333.  Donald Trump's A Very Shitty Christian (Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas --- Frank Sinatra)

#2334.  Donald Is A Clown And His Asshole's Sore (I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For --- U2)

#2335.  Nikki (Piggy --- Nine Inch Nails)

#2336.  Mace (Grace --- Supergrass)

#2337.  Nikki Haley (Kansas City --- Grateful Dead)

#2338.  God Made Trump (Garbage Dump --- Charles Manson)

#2339. Mar-A-Lago Delusional (America The Beautiful --- Willie Nelson & Neil Young)

#2340.  Friendly Crudite (Send Me On My Way --- Rusted Root)

#2341.  Dave McCormick's Toilet Stall (Another Brick In The Wall --- Pink Floyd)

#2342.  The AFC Is Gay (God Bless The U.S.A. --- Lee Greenwood)

#2343.  Chris T. Sununu (Lonely Avenue --- Taj Mahal)

#2344.  Tomasetti (Joshua Tree --- Limbo)

#2345.  Risch Is A Queer (Wish You Were Here --- Pink Floyd)

#2346.  Good Crimes Bad Crimes (Good Times Bad Times --- Led Zeppelin)

#2347.  Humphrey (I'm Free --- The Who)

#2348.  Birdbrain (Train, Train --- Dolly Parton)

#2349.  Birdbrain: Trump Dumbshit (Big Train: From Memphis --- John Fogerty)

#2350.  Nancy Mace (Fireplace --- REM)

#2351.  Nancy Mace (Time & Place --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#2352.  Nancy Is A Mace Muff Diver (Jerry Is A Race Car Driver --- Primus)

#2353.  Nancy Mace (Human Race --- Three Days Grace)

#2354.  Nancy Mace (Hiding Place --- Don Moen)

#2355.  Foxx Crevasses (Cocks 'n' Asses --- Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds)

#2356.  Navarro (Tomorrow --- Barbra Streisand)

#2357.  Navarro's Wrong (Tomorrow's Song --- Phish)

#2358.  Tomasetti (Joshua Tree --- Carly Rae Jepsen)

#2359.  Vince McMahon (Superman --- R.E.M.)

#2360.  Vince McMahon Fucked Janel Grant (When A Man Loves A Woman --- Michael Bolton)

#2361.  DeWit (Do It --- Neil Diamond)

#2362.  Swift Is A Cunt (Lifted By Love --- k.d. lang)

#2363.  Vince McMahon (Nowhere Man --- The Beatles)

#2364.  Nancy Mace (Off Your Face --- My Bloody Valentine)

#2365.  Shit On Nancy Mace (Grinnin' In Your Face --- Son House)

#2366.  Swift (Lift --- Hillsong UNITED)

#2367.  Congresswoman Beth Van Duyne (Jesus Is On That Main Line --- Aerosmith)

#2368.  James P. Lankford (Off The Record --- My Morning Jacket) 

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