#1854. Blame It On Ukraine

Vladimir Putin survived the recent assassination attempt on the Kremlin.

And of course blamed the drone attack on Ukraine.  If I was Putin, I would have blamed it on King Charles III.  This whole coronation shit is really throwing a "disruptive curveball" into my Saturday morning routine.

 

Blame It On Ukraine
sonofsaf

Ivanka’s big blonde beaver…
Trump sold the big lie (big lie)…
That Ivanka’s a true cunt…
Jew along for the ride…
McDonald’s will make you fatter (fatter)..

And the KGB’s old school…
And his Kremlin’s so gay…
The invasion is a shame…
Gonna blame it on Putin (gonna blame it on Putin)
Gonna blame it on Putin…

(Blame it on Ukraine) ‘cause that toilet’s stallin’…
(Blame it on libtards) ‘cause libtards aren't right…
Kushner is a Jew a Bar Mitzvah for you
Blame it on Ukraine… (yeah yeah)
Fuckin’ blame it on Ukraine…

Bushman of the Kalahari*  (sorry)
Stromy D. wears a thong
And Donald Trump is so fat…
Donald J. Trump is not long…
Ooh Donald Trump is absent minded (minded)

Jared Kushner is a Jew
Adult circumcision
But his dick’s a source of shame…
Gonna blame it on Putin (gonna blame it on Putin)
Gonna blame it on Putin…

(Blame it on Ukraine) ‘cause that toilet’s stallin’…
(Blame it on Ukraine) ‘cause libtards aren't right
Kushner is a Jew Ivanka is one too…
Fuckin’ blame it on Ukraine…

So just go blame it on Ukraine…
‘Cause Putin’s unkind
And Putin don’t care
You gonna blame it on Putin

(Blame it on Ukraine) ‘cause that toilet’s stallin’…
(Blame it on Ukraine) ‘cause libtards aren't right…
Ivanka’s a Jew a Bat Mitzvah for you
Blame it on Ukraine… (yeah yeah)
Fuckin’ blame it on Ukraine…
(Blame it on Ukraine yeah, yeah)
(Blame it on Ukraine yeah, yeah)
(Blame it on Ukraine yeah, yeah)

Gonna blame it on Ukraine,
Blame it on Ukraine,
Blame it on Ukraine baby
(Blame it on Ukraine yeah yeah)

Blame it on libtards ‘cause libtards aren't right
(Blame it on Ukraine yeah yeah)
Blame it, blame it on Ukraine
Woo

He’s fuckin’
He’s fuckin’
Fuckin’ with Ukraine
Fuckin’ with Ukraine

(Re, re)
(Tard, tard)
Kushner is a Jew a Bar Mitzvah for you
(Blame it on Ukraine)
Yeah yeah

(Blame it on Ukraine)
Toilet’s stallin’, stallin’
(Blame it on libtards)
‘Cause libs are not right
Kushner is a Jew a Bar Mitzvah for you
Blame it on Ukraine, yeah yeah
Blame it on Ukraine (pain, pain)

 

Blame It On Ukraine
sonofsaf

You said you didn't need her...
You told her good-bye (good-bye)...
You sacrificed a good love...
To satisfy your pride...
Now you wished that you should had her (had her)..

And you feel like such a fool...
You let her walk away...
Now it just don't feel the same...
Gotta blame it on something... (gotta blame it on something)
Gotta blame it on something...

(Blame it on the rain) that was fallin' fallin'...
(Blame it on the stars) that did shine at night...
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you...
Blame it on the rain... (yeah yeah)
You can blame it on the rain...

Should've told her you were sorry... (sorry)
Could have said you were wrong...
But no you couldn't do that...
You had to prove you were strong...
Ooh if you hadn't been so blinded... (blinded)

She might still be there with you...
You want her back again...
But she just don't feel the same...
Gotta blame it on something... (gotta blame it on something)
Gotta blame it on something...

(Blame it on the rain) that was fallin' fallin'...
(Blame it on the stars) that did shine at night...
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you...
Blame it on the rain... (yeah yeah)

Go on and blame it on the rain...
'Cause the rain don't mind
And the rain don't care
You got to blame it on something

(Blame it on the rain) that was fallin' fallin'...
(Blame it on the stars) that did shine at night...
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you...
Blame it on the rain... (yeah yeah)
You can blame it on the rain

(Blame it on the rain yeah, yeah)
(Blame it on the rain yeah, yeah)
(Blame it on the rain yeah, yeah)

You can blame it on the rain,
Blame it on the rain,
Blame it on the rain baby
(Blame it on the rain yeah yeah)

Blame it on the stars that did shine that night
(Blame it on the rain yeah yeah)
Blame it, blame it on the rain
Woo

I'm walking
I'm walking
Walking in the rain
Walking in the rain

(Rain, rain)
(Stars, stars)
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you
(Blame it on the rain)
Yeah yeah

(Blame it on the rain)
That keeps falling, falling
(Blame it on the stars)
That did shine that night
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you
Blame it on the rain yeah yeah
Blame it on the rain (rain, rain)

Believe it or not, Milli Vanilli "performed" in the Burgh a grand total of 3 times back in 1989/1990.  At the Civic Arena, the AJ Palumbo Center, and Star Lake.  I was not in attendance.

Pittsburgh marathon tomorrow.

The Big Lie 100: (#1014)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Better (Stormy Weather --- Billie Holiday)

#1752.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- The Pixies)

#1753.  Bell (Hell --- Foo Fighters)

#1754.  Will Will Slap You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#1755.  Donald Trump's a Cunt (On The Wings Of Love --- Jeffrey Osbourne)

#1756.  Donald Is A Child (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#1757.  Donald's A Child (Running Wild --- Judas Priest)

#1758.  McConnell (Raising Hell --- Tom Morello & Ben Harper)

#1759.  ... Jim Justice Asshole (... And Justice For All --- Metallica) 

#1760.  Mike Pence Is Shit (Don't Fence Me In --- Willie Nelson)

#1761.  Blum (Dumb --- Nirvana)

#1762.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#1763.  Xi Fucks You (She Loves You --- The Beatles)

#1764.  Has Been Chip Roy (Seek And Destroy --- Metallica)

#1765.  Steil (Smile -- Pearl Jam)

#1766.  Congressman Steil's Critical Race (God Put A Smile Upon Your Face --- Coldplay)

#1767.  Steil's A Liar (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#1768.  Xi's Fucking Trump's Wife (She's Out Of My Life --- Michael Jackson)

#1769.  His Name Is Dave Williams (How I Made My Millions --- Radiohead)

#1770.  Xi Jinping's A Basket Case (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1771.  Hovde Will Fuck You (Lovely To See You --- Moody Blues)

#1772.  Jim Justice (Seed Justice --- Neil Young)

#1773.  Steil (Smile --- Michael Jackson)

#1774.  Xi Jinping's Dead (Everything Zen --- Bush)

#1775.  Robinson (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)

#1776.  Donald's An Orange Prolapse Fart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1777.  Nashville Isn't Lucky (Nashville to Kentucky --- My Morning Jacket)

#1778.  Tennessee Dead (Tennessee Jed --- Grateful Dead)

#1779.  Tim Burchett's Shitty (Suffragette City --- David Bowie)

#1780.  On Fox News Sean Hannity (The Frayed Ends Of Sanity --- Metallica)

#1781.  What The Fuck (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#1782.  Indicted (United --- Judas Priest)

#1783.  Indicted Cunt (United Blood --- Agnostic Front)

#1784.  Indicted Not Long (United And Strong --- Agnostic Front)

#1785.  Indicted As Planned (United We Stand --- Elton John)

#1786.  Why Do Proud Boys Need More Dildos (Are There Any More Real Cowboys --- Neil Young)

#1787.  Don't Lie For Trump Tacopina (Don't Cry For Me Argentina --- Madonna)

#1788.  Moore's A Shit Show (More Than You Know --- Eddie Vedder)

#1789.  Asshole Of Obscenity (Centre Of Eternity --- Ozzy Osbourne) 

#1790.  Hutchinson (One By One --- Neil Diamond)

#1791.  Treason Of Jim Justice (Seasons In The Abyss --- Slayer)

#1792.  Hutchinson (Number One --- Laid Back)

#1793.  James Comer (The Loner --- Neil Young)

#1794.  Taylor Greene (Billie Jean --- Michael Jackson)

#1795.  Douglas Burgum (Here Comes The Sun --- The Beatles)

#1796.  Bill Barr (Ya Mar --- Phish)

#1797.  Cotham's Shit-Stained Face (Awesome In This Place --- Tricia Cotham)

#1798.  Katie's Shittin' (Baby Sittin' --- Carole King)

#1799.  Asshole LaPierre (Back Door Love Affair --- ZZ Top)

#1800.  Senator Daines (Breaking The Chains --- Dokken)

#1801.  LaPierre Pride (Delaware Slide --- George Thorogood)

#1802.  Tricia Cotham (Apple Blossom --- White Stripes)

#1803.  Jeff Roe (Death Row --- Chris Stapleton)

#1807.  Trusty's Rage (Rusty Cage --- Soundgarden)

#1808.  Taylor Greene (Shirley Green --- Foghat)

#1809.  Jeff Roe (Hello --- Lionel Richie)

#1810.  Ohio's Moreno (Avenu Malkenu --- Phish)

#1811.  45 Love Affair ('65 Love Affair --- Paul Davis)

#1812.  Warthog (Hound Dog --- Elvis Presley)

#1813.  Kristi Noem (Kodachrome --- Paul Simon & Art Garfunkel)

#1814.  Warthog (Hot Dog --- Led Zeppelin)

#1815.  Jared Kushner Is A Jew (Only Wanna Be With You --- Hootie & The Blowfish)

#1816.  Kristi Noem (Hell Is Chrome --- Wilco)

#1817.  Taylor Greene (Polly Jean --- Toadies)

#1818.  Jeff Roe (Hello --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#1819.  Christie (Misty --- Johnny Mathis)

#1820.  Swing State (I'm Late --- Bill Thompson)

#1821.  SpaceX (Spaceboy --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#1822.  We Are The Trumpers (We Are The World --- USA For Africa)

#1823.  Twitter Fuck (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC) 

#1824.  Kelly Cunt (Belly Love - The Kooks)

#1825.  Mike Lindell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister)

#1826.  George Santos (Small Doses --- Travis Tritt)

#1827.  Trump Is The Enemy (What Do You Want From Me --- Pink Floyd)

#1828.  Sheriff Joe (Mexico --- Neil Young)

#1829.  Sheriff Joe (Mexico --- Merle Haggard)

#1830.  Fucking Tool Tate Reeves (What A Fool Believes --- Doobie Brothers) 

#1831.  Taylor Greene (Creeping Jean --- The Kinks)

#1832.  Noem (Chrome --- Joe Jackson)

#1833.  Fuck Huckabee's Koozies (Wake Up Little Suzie --- Grateful Dead)

#1834.  Sheriff Joe (Mexico --- Cake)

#1835.  Taylor Greene (Amber Jean --- Neil Young)

#1836.  Steven Daines (Astral Planes --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#1837.  Jim (Jim --- Faith No More)

#1838.  Daines (Chains --- The Beatles)

#1839.  Conaway (Day By Day --- The Hooters)

#1840.  Trump's Devout (Steppin' Out --- Joe Jackson)

#1841.  Daines The Enemy (Chains Of Misery --- Iron Maiden)

#1842.  Donald Trump Is Dead (We Are Motorhead --- Motorhead)

#1843.  Spencer Cox (Heart-Shaped Box --- Nirvana)

#1844.  Rejected (Elected --- Alice Cooper)

#1845.  Red Devil (Cold Ethyl --- Alice Cooper)

#1846.  Only Donald Feeds (Only Women Bleed --- Alice Cooper)

#1847.  Bruce (Deuce --- The Cardigans)

#1848.  Scott Is So Shitty (Hot In The City --- Billy Idol)

#1849.  Bruce (Deuce --- Kiss)

#1850.  That Drone Wasn't From Ukraine  (Have You Ever Seen The Rain --- Creedence Clearwater Revival)

#1851.  Who'll Stop Ukraine (Who'll Stop The Rain --- Creedence Clearwater Revival)

#1852.  Selena Chambers (The Entertainer --- Billy Joel)

#1853.  Here Cum Proud Boys (Here Come Cowboys --- Psychadelic Furs)

#1854.  Blame It On Ukraine (Blame It On The Rain --- Milli Vanilli)

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