Today's a big day for Speaker of the House Mike Johnson. He's making the pilgrimage to Mar-a-Lago to embrace the bulging, unfurled colon of the Orange Prolapse.
At the same time, Speaker Johnson must contend w/ the growing influence of Marjorie Taylor Greene a/k/a the Greene Prolapse. Quite the anal-MAGA conundrum, eh?
Anyhoo, Trump & Johnson's plan is to lay the groundwork for accusations of future voter fraud in 2024. So if/when Trump loses, they'll have already established the basis for the second big lie. Democrats need to come up with a name for this second go-around. I kinda like "The Big Lie #2"... as it implies a second massive dump and corresponding shit show.
This Trump-Johnson-Greene threeway has an almost sporty feel to it.
From Shittsburgh... with love. Acrid Turd Alert! |
Also from Shittsburgh. An admirable Dump of greater colonic consistency. |
A mini-Nutting Dump outside PNC Park. Pirates got beat by the Phillies last night (5-1). |
Johnson’s A Cunt
sonofsaf
Trump defiles breasts of Stormy D.
McFuckin’ chicken of the sea
Some woke tuna that’s oily
Infection yeast for you and me
Joe crooked Biden’s flood of blood
A piece of shit Johnson’s a cunt
Johnson’s a cunt
Johnson’s a cunt
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Johnson’s a cunt
That cunt’s fucked up
And that cunt’s a clown
The queefin’ fart of a cunt
That fart is makin’ a sound
Johnson’s a cunt
Clown style an Orange Prolapse stain
Filet ‘o fishin’s kinda gay
Ivanka is a Jewish smurf
Jared Kushner’s meat isn’t worth
And like the tits of Stormy D.
Her cunt’s G-string for you and me
Johnson’s a cunt
Johnson’s a cunt
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Johnson’s a cunt
Johnson’s a cunt
Trump is defying you and I
Drinkin’ trans Bud Light then you die
Ivanka’s cunt meat curtains twirl
Donald’s an ass with flags unfurled
A cunt of meat Lamana Feech*
BeBest that chicken’s out of reach
Johnson’s a cunt
Johnson’s a cunt
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Johnson’s a cunt
That cunt’s fucked up
And that cunt’s a clown
The queefin’ fart of a cunt
That fart is makin’ a sound
Johnson’s a cunt
Behind The Sun
Red Hot Chili Peppers
One day while bathing in the sea
My talking dolphin spoke to me
He spoke to me in symphony
From freedom's peace beneath the sea
He looked to me eyes full of love
Said yes we live behind the sun
Behind the sun
Behind the sun
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Behind the sun
The sun goes up
And the sun gets down
But like the heart of the sun
My heart continues to pound
Behind the sun
Now while I shower in the rain
I watch my dolphin swim away
The one who listens to the surf
Can feel the pulse beat of the earth
And like my dolphin swims so free
The sun does swim into the sea
Behind the sun
Behind the sun
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Behind the sun
Behind the sun
An island flying through the sky
One day your son might ask you why
And if your son should be a girl
She too might ask you of this world
The sun shines sweet upon your beach
And yes my dolphin loves to teach
Behind the sun
Behind the sun
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Behind the sun
The sun goes up
And the sun gets down
But like the heart of the sun
My heart continues to pound
Behind the sun
Love this song. Easily one of their best tunes. They should really bring it back into the setlist rotation.
From 1984 to the present, the Red Hot Chili Peppers have sucked the Burgh a grand total of 11 times. Surprisingly, I've never seen 'em.
RHCP returns to the Burgh this summer. July 2, 2024. Star Lake!
The Big Lie 100: (#1646)
#2216. For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)
#2217. Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)
#2218. Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)
#2219. Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)
#2220. Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)
#2221. Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)
#2222. Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)
#2223. Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#2224. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)
#2225. Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)
#2226. Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)
#2227. Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)
#2228. Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)
#2229. Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)
#2230. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)
#2231. Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2232. Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)
#2233. Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)
#2234. 5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)
#2235. Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You --- The Vaselines)
#2236. Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)
#2237. Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)
#2238. Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)
#2239. Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)
#2240. DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)
#2241. Swift (Rift --- Phish)
#2242. Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)
#2243. Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)
#2244. Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)
#2245. Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)
#2246. Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)
#2247. Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)
#2248. Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)
#2249. Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)
#2250. Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)
#2251. Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain --- Pearl Jam)
#2252. The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)
#2253. Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)
#2254. Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)
#2255. Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)
#2256. Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)
#2257. Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)
#2258. Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)
#2259. Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)
#2260. Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)
#2261. It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)
#2262. Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)
#2263. Good! (Would? --- Alice In Chains)