Trump recently endorsed Brian Jack in the bible-belting 3rd District of Georgia. Jack was a former political director at the White House during the prior reign of the Orange Prolapse. He was very subservient and lapped accordingly.
Brian Jack... is a Jack-Off. Worthy of a Dump or two perhaps. Barely three.
You'd think that Friday Dumps would be a lil' more inspired. Well, you'd be wrong.
Brian Jack
sonofsaf
Stop the steal clown girl Kushner’s totally white
Cookin’ up the strife of her life
All the flags unfurled a country’s toilet stall
Trump is gay and lazy
Cock and jism with an Orange Prolapse fart
Praying to the extreme right
He’s romancin’ to a mushroom bone
A romancer Trump dropped his pants
Stormy Daniels ain’t his wife
Piece of shit and fucking liar
And acquire Donald J. Trump stock for free
Georgia’s Brian Jack, Brian Jack is a whore
Butt romancing and his dick is so hardcore
Georgia’s Brian Jack, Brian Jack is a whore
Butt romancing and his dick is so hardcore
Oh the thin red line of humanity
MAGA race would disagree
Retarded cunts are the enemy
Bullshit, fuckin’ bullshit
Fat jerk causin’ strife and some felony crime
He’s a cunt and treason’s why
Shit’s a flag unfurled, Stormy Daniels romance
Lake Tahoe wasn’t alright
Look out for Orange Prolapse meat
Chugging Bud Light in defeat
Killing cops a fuckin’ seven deadly sin
Georgia’s Brian Jack, Brian Jack is a whore
Butt romancing and his dick is so hardcore
Georgia’s Brian Jack, Brian Jack is a whore
Butt romancing and his dick is so hardcore
Stormy Daniels ain’t his wife
Piece of shit and fucking liar
And acquire Donald J. Trump stock for free
Georgia’s Brian Jack, Brian Jack, is a whore (is a whore)
Butt romancing and his dick is so hardcore
Georgia’s Brian Jack, Brian Jack, is a whore
Butt romancing and his dick is so hardcore
Brian Jack, Brian Jack, is a whore
Butt romancing and his dick is so hardcore
Maniac
Michael Sembello
Just a steel town girl on a Saturday night
Lookin' for the fight of her life
In the real time world no one sees her at all
They all say she's crazy
Locking rhythms to the beat of her heart
Changing movement into light
She has danced into the danger zone
When the dancer becomes the dance
It can cut you like a knife
If the gift becomes the fire
On a wire between will and what will be
She's a maniac, maniac on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
She's a maniac, maniac on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
On the ice-blue line of insanity
Is a place most never see
It's a hard-won place of mystery
Touch it, but can't hold it
You work all your life for that moment in time
It could come or pass you by
It's a push-shove world, but there's always a chance
If the hunger stays the night
There's a cold kinetic heat
Struggling, stretching for the beat
Never stopping with her hair against the wind
She's a maniac, maniac, at your door
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
She's a maniac, maniac, at your door
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
It can cut you like a knife
If the gift becomes the fire
On a wire between will and what will be
She's a maniac, maniac, at your door (at your door)
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
She's a maniac, maniac, at your door
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
Maniac, maniac, at your door
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
My second parody of Michael Sembello's smash-dance hit. A few years ago, I penned #830. Brainiac (regarding the Orange Prolapse)
Never seen Sembello perform live.
According to my internet research, he's only played live TWICE. Once in Italy in 1983. The other time at a "Cannabis Festival" in Vegas circa 2018. Not exactly what you'd call a road warrior. Probably doesn't like to be out of his element.
The Big Lie 100: (#1648)
#2216. For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)
#2217. Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)
#2218. Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)
#2219. Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)
#2220. Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)
#2221. Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)
#2222. Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)
#2223. Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#2224. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)
#2225. Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)
#2226. Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)
#2227. Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)
#2228. Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)
#2229. Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)
#2230. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)
#2231. Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2232. Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)
#2233. Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)
#2234. 5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)
#2235. Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You --- The Vaselines)
#2236. Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)
#2237. Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)
#2238. Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)
#2239. Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)
#2240. DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)
#2241. Swift (Rift --- Phish)
#2242. Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)
#2243. Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)
#2244. Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)
#2245. Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)
#2246. Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)
#2247. Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)
#2248. Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)
#2249. Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)
#2250. Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)
#2251. Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain --- Pearl Jam)
#2252. The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)
#2253. Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)
#2254. Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)
#2255. Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)
#2256. Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)
#2257. Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)
#2258. Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)
#2259. Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)
#2260. Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)
#2261. It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)